A/N: Here's chapter five!
Chapter Five:
Remus,
You know I'm not very careful about these notes.
You should have thought better than to just leave
It out there in the open where anyone could have
Easily opened it and read it.
I really can't believe that you and Snape got into
A fight about Ron and Hermione. Honestly, do you
Really think that Snape can stop you from doing
Anything? But I really don't think that you helping
Those two out is such a good idea. They're seventeen.
They deserve to act on these things when they're ready.
From,
Minerva, Transfiguration
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Snape and Sinistra,
Stop using my utility closet as a romance
Department.
From,
Argus, Caretaker (AKA janitor)
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Sinistra,
As you know, Lupin and I are at war.
He's going to try and let romance bloom
Between Granger and Weasley. Well, not
If I can help it. Today Weasley was
Writing a note to Granger, but before
He could give it to her, I confiscated it.
Here it is:
Hermione,
I know you hate it when people pass
You notes, but I swear that this time I
Have more to tell you than the fact that
Snape has a booger hanging out of his
Nose.
I really need to tell you something important
But I'm not sure if I can say it out loud so
And I confiscated it before he could finish
Writing it.
From,
Severus, Potions
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Minerva,
Oh stop being so squeaky clean all
The time. You know you want to help
Me.
Anyway, I was thinking about getting
Ron and Hermione alone in a room. Maybe
I'll give them detention.
From,
Remus, D.A.D.A
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Remus,
I think that if you gave them detention,
Ms. Granger would be too depressed to
Even think about romance. She'd
Probably be too busy trying to figure out
Why she got in there, then she would
Become convinced that it's Mr. Weasley's
Fault and then she would just try to
Kill him.
From,
Minerva, Transfiguration