A/N: Sorry for taking so long guys! There's really no excuse except that I'm lazy! It won't happen again. Keep reviewing!

Chapter Seven:

Minerva,

I tried 'talking' to Ron, but he says that

he doesn't have feelings for Hermione.

You have any other brilliant plans? I still

say we force them into confessing. (CLOSET,

CLOSET, CLOSET!)

From,

Remus, D.A.D.A

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Remus,

We shouldn't do anything rash

to these kids! We can't lock them in a

closet! it's a ridiculous idea! Besides,

even if I agreed to do something like

that, there's the issue of Snape and his

slut always making out in all the good

closets.

From,

Minerva, Transfiguration

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Sinistra and Snape,

I'll only say this once more:

STAY THE HELL OUT OF

MY CLOSET!!!

From,

Argus Filch, Caretaker (Janitor)

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Minerva,

You haven't written me a note in

ages! What's happening in your

world? Guess what I just heard!

Its really big! And it includes you!

From,

Professor Sprout, Herbology

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Sprout,

What have you heard about me?

From,

Minerva, Transfiguration

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Minerva,

I heard Remus has da HOTS for you!

That's why he's passing you notes!

From,

Professor Sprout, Herbology

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Sprout,

Oh that's not true! . . . Really?

From,

Minerva, Transfiguration

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Minerva,

I GOT IT! I gave them detention!

I know you said not to, but I had

to take matters into my own hands!

It's set for next Friday.

From,

Remus, D.A.D.A