A/N: Here comes chapter nine! Oh yeah, and I finally found out what the teachers' names are, except for Sinistra. And guys, I really don't wanna continue with the Ron and Hermione subplot. I just want to write weirdness, you know? But if you guys want me to keep writing about them then just tell me.
Chapter Nine:
Filius,
Dumbledore told me to tell you that
if you are responsible for telling the
sixth and seventh year boys that they
can wear baggy jeans and over-sized
shirts instead of their uniforms, then
to immediately tell all students to
quit it. This is causing serious issues.
Yesterday Mr. Malfoy pulled down Mr.
Longbottom's pants in the middle of the
halls. Don't let it happen again.
From,
Minerva, Transfguration
((((((((((((((((---------------------------)))))))))))))
Yo,
cm on Minnie! I's just telling' ma
brothas that we aint gotta be walkin'
and talkin' like we white. cuz we black
and we proud. we done made a gang yo.
its called 'da black not English white guys
gang' yo. and if u got probs wit us, then
u and mista long beard can just kiss ma
naturally black ass. and ma boys got ma
back. peace out.
Funk Master Flicky Flick
((((((((((((((((-----------------------)))))))))))))))
Pomona,
Stop spreading this perverted rumor
about me and Minerva. She's as old
my mother you moron.
From,
Remus, D.A.D.A
((((((((((((((((---------------------))))))))))))))))))
Remus,
Who said it was me? Did it ever
Occur to you that I someone might
Have told me this rumor? My God,
I'm so misunderstood. . . . .
From,
Pomona, Herbology
((((((((((((((((---------------------)))))))))))))))))
My Sweet Sticky Buns,
This relationship is going nowhere for
Me. I never hear from you anymore and
You only talk to me when you need me to
Do something for you. Frankly, I am
Getting quite tired of it and as painful
As it will be for me, if I have to dump
You I will.
From,
Your Love?
(((((((((((((((----------------------))))))))))))))))))
Sinistra,
Fine! Be that way!
From,
Snape, Potions
A/N: Yeah short I know, but I still don't know if I should keep the R/Hr subplot so I'm not really sure what to do