A/N: I've started my fic Advice, I hope you guys like it! Anyway, this is my second to last chappie for this story. As you guys know, this story was made to make you laugh so if the way Ron and Hermione gt together isn't too great, well you guys will know why. It's sad, but it has to happen. So here goes:

Chapter Thirteen:

Pomona,

Your plan is brilliant! I would have

Never thought of offering Ron

Candies that will make his kiss

The first girl he sees! Do you

Know where to get those?

From,

Remus

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Remus,

I'm glad you think my plan is

Great. I actually bought a box

Of "Kissy Khocolates" at Ron's

Older brothers' joke shop. They

Gave me three boxes for free when

I told them who they were for.

Now we just have to figure out

The perfect time to give them to

Ron. You should give them to him

Because you two are close so it

Won't look suspicious.

From,

Pomona

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Remus,

I saw you and Pomona whispering

To each other during this morning's

Staff meeting. I know you two are

Conducting some sort of 'plan', but

I hope you guys don't do anything

Foolish.

From,

Minerva

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Filius,

Dumbledore told me a few days

Ago to find out who put the 'ghetto'

Charm on you. I just found out

Who it and you won't believe who

It was. Meet me in the staff room

After lunch so that I can tell you.

From,

Snape

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Pomona,

So it's set for tomorrow at lunch?

I'll give Ron the candies and since

Hermione always sits in front of him,

She'll be the first one he sees and

Viola!

From,

Remus