Disclaimer:
Once again, I don't own any rights to the following movie so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
continued: KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: the Motion Picture
Good Choco: Waaaarrrrrrrk! Wark, wark, wark!
Evil Choco: Wark! WARK!!! Wark, wark, wark!
*Fight once more*
*Stop fighting because of the sounds of swords*
Good Choco: Wark?
Evil Choco: Wark?
*Cloud and Stephiroth appear fighting eachother*
Cloud: You'll never win!!!
Stephiroth: I sall kill you!! Muwahahahah!
*Wicked witch of the east appears*
Witch: Go my chicken minions!
Others: Kill the chicken minions! (warked by chocobos)
*start killing chickens*
Dying Chickens: Bock Bock Bagaw!
*Kairi appears next to witch*
*House falls on both of them. Each one dies as their feet curl up out from under the house*
To be continued...
Translation:
~note: I am only translating the beginning~
Good Choco: Ha!! Now fight me like a man, or are you Chicken!!!
Evil Choco: What!?! How dare you insult me! You shall die!
*Fight once more*
*Stop fighting because of the sounds of swords*
Good Choco: What was that?
Evil Choco: I don't know you idiot!
......
Dying Chickens: And we would have gotten the holy swiss cheese!
......
To be continued....
Infomercial
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the cost is only $45 or 90 sickles. call 1-800-I-WANT-TO-LOOSE-MY-LIMBS-AT- MY-OWN-COST. once again that number is 1-800-I-WANT-TO-LOOSE-MY-LIMBS-AT- MY-OWN-COST. this is a one in a lifetime chance. *speaks really quickly* we are not responsible for injuries cause by this book. *speaks normally* buy now before they ruin our stocks of other goods!!!! Help us!!!
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Dark Mag: A special thanks goes to clouds darkyasha and Juzu for their reviews. ^_~
Snitch: Are there any plagiarists our there?
Stitch: Yeah!
Dark Mag: Don't listen to them. Don't copy my works! If you do a large beating with my cyframe is in order! -_-
Hikaru: Hi Dark Mag! Lets go!
Dark Mag: As always reviews are welcome. I gotta go on a date see ya!! ^_~
Once again, I don't own any rights to the following movie so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
continued: KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: the Motion Picture
Good Choco: Waaaarrrrrrrk! Wark, wark, wark!
Evil Choco: Wark! WARK!!! Wark, wark, wark!
*Fight once more*
*Stop fighting because of the sounds of swords*
Good Choco: Wark?
Evil Choco: Wark?
*Cloud and Stephiroth appear fighting eachother*
Cloud: You'll never win!!!
Stephiroth: I sall kill you!! Muwahahahah!
*Wicked witch of the east appears*
Witch: Go my chicken minions!
Others: Kill the chicken minions! (warked by chocobos)
*start killing chickens*
Dying Chickens: Bock Bock Bagaw!
*Kairi appears next to witch*
*House falls on both of them. Each one dies as their feet curl up out from under the house*
To be continued...
Translation:
~note: I am only translating the beginning~
Good Choco: Ha!! Now fight me like a man, or are you Chicken!!!
Evil Choco: What!?! How dare you insult me! You shall die!
*Fight once more*
*Stop fighting because of the sounds of swords*
Good Choco: What was that?
Evil Choco: I don't know you idiot!
......
Dying Chickens: And we would have gotten the holy swiss cheese!
......
To be continued....
Infomercial
welcome to the shop net.
today we will show the monsterous book about monsters. this book can tell you all about creatures. it weighs only seven ounces and can fly. it has jagged teeth on the ends of the pages *speaks really quickly* which it uses to bite through anything it can touch. *speaks normally* we have only 500,000,000 copies of this rare book. buy it at your own risk. each copy of this book comes with a paper cage.
the cost is only $45 or 90 sickles. call 1-800-I-WANT-TO-LOOSE-MY-LIMBS-AT- MY-OWN-COST. once again that number is 1-800-I-WANT-TO-LOOSE-MY-LIMBS-AT- MY-OWN-COST. this is a one in a lifetime chance. *speaks really quickly* we are not responsible for injuries cause by this book. *speaks normally* buy now before they ruin our stocks of other goods!!!! Help us!!!
^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~
Dark Mag: A special thanks goes to clouds darkyasha and Juzu for their reviews. ^_~
Snitch: Are there any plagiarists our there?
Stitch: Yeah!
Dark Mag: Don't listen to them. Don't copy my works! If you do a large beating with my cyframe is in order! -_-
Hikaru: Hi Dark Mag! Lets go!
Dark Mag: As always reviews are welcome. I gotta go on a date see ya!! ^_~