Disclaimer:
It turns out that I do have rights to this movie! But don't own the rights to the characters so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
continued: KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: the Motion Picture
*Good Chocobo wakes up*
Good Choco: Wark? Wark wark wark wark wark? Wark!!
*Flies away*
***
*At high security vault where holy swiss cheese is kept so the public can see it*
Evil Choco: Wark! Wark wark wark. Wark wark!
*Good Chocobo walks up behind him*
Good Choco: Wark wark wark! WARK!
Evil Choco: Wark, wark wark wark?
*Evil Chocobo takes holy swiss cheese*
Evil Choco: Wark?!? Wark wark wark!!!
Good Choco: Wark!!! *laughts* Wark. Wark wark wark. Wark wark. Wark!!
*Good Chocobo pulls out katana*
Evil Choco: Wark!!
*Start fighting*
Good Choco: Wark! Wark wark wark.
*Evil Chocobo looses katana*
Evil Choco: Wark!
*Good Chocobo captures Evil Chocobo*
***
*Five weeks later*
Evil Choco: Wark!!!
*Escapes cell*
Guard Chocos: Wark!
Translation:
*Good Chocobo wakes up*
Good Choco: Wha? Where am I? Oh no! Evil Chocobo escaped! I have to get him!!
*Flies away*
***
*At high security vault where holy swiss cheese is kept so the public can see it*
Evil Choco: Ha ha! The holy swiss cheese is mine!!!
*Good Chocobo walks up behind him*
Good Choco: What do you think your doing? I SHALL stop your evil!!!
Evil Choco: D(censored)!!! I thought I disposed of you!!!
*Evil Chocobo takes holy swiss cheese*
Evil Choco: What!?! I thought I would become invincible!! Whats happening?
Good Choco: Ha ha ha!!! *laughts* I thought you knew. This is the holey swiss cheese! Your such a fool! No one knows where the real holy swiss chees is!
*Good Chocobo pulls out katana*
Evil Choco: Even without the holy swiss, I will still kill you!!
*Start fighting*
Good Choco: Yeah right. You're a washed up old chicken!!
*Evil Chocobo looses katana*
Evil Choco: D(censored)!!!
*Good Chocobo captures Evil Chocobo*
***
*Five weeks later*
Evil Choco: Ha!! I am FREE!!!!
*Escapes cell*
Guard Chocos: Uh oh!!
To be continued....
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Dark Mag: Thanks for your reviews, Rueh and Alx 91()
*Snitch plays with some ones left shoe*
Dark Mag: HEY!!! That's my shoe!!
Snitch: Uh oh...
Good Chocobo: You may think that this is the end....Well it isn't!! Stay tuned for KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: Return of Darkness
Dark Mag: Yeah what he said.
(note for Alx 91() I didn't really go out, she k.o.ed me before we left, angry at me again for some reason...)
It turns out that I do have rights to this movie! But don't own the rights to the characters so don't kill me. Although I do have a chocobo farm. Any plagiarism of this document shall result in the stealing or your left shoe and.. your RIGHT shoe by Snitch experiment 627
continued: KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: the Motion Picture
*Good Chocobo wakes up*
Good Choco: Wark? Wark wark wark wark wark? Wark!!
*Flies away*
***
*At high security vault where holy swiss cheese is kept so the public can see it*
Evil Choco: Wark! Wark wark wark. Wark wark!
*Good Chocobo walks up behind him*
Good Choco: Wark wark wark! WARK!
Evil Choco: Wark, wark wark wark?
*Evil Chocobo takes holy swiss cheese*
Evil Choco: Wark?!? Wark wark wark!!!
Good Choco: Wark!!! *laughts* Wark. Wark wark wark. Wark wark. Wark!!
*Good Chocobo pulls out katana*
Evil Choco: Wark!!
*Start fighting*
Good Choco: Wark! Wark wark wark.
*Evil Chocobo looses katana*
Evil Choco: Wark!
*Good Chocobo captures Evil Chocobo*
***
*Five weeks later*
Evil Choco: Wark!!!
*Escapes cell*
Guard Chocos: Wark!
Translation:
*Good Chocobo wakes up*
Good Choco: Wha? Where am I? Oh no! Evil Chocobo escaped! I have to get him!!
*Flies away*
***
*At high security vault where holy swiss cheese is kept so the public can see it*
Evil Choco: Ha ha! The holy swiss cheese is mine!!!
*Good Chocobo walks up behind him*
Good Choco: What do you think your doing? I SHALL stop your evil!!!
Evil Choco: D(censored)!!! I thought I disposed of you!!!
*Evil Chocobo takes holy swiss cheese*
Evil Choco: What!?! I thought I would become invincible!! Whats happening?
Good Choco: Ha ha ha!!! *laughts* I thought you knew. This is the holey swiss cheese! Your such a fool! No one knows where the real holy swiss chees is!
*Good Chocobo pulls out katana*
Evil Choco: Even without the holy swiss, I will still kill you!!
*Start fighting*
Good Choco: Yeah right. You're a washed up old chicken!!
*Evil Chocobo looses katana*
Evil Choco: D(censored)!!!
*Good Chocobo captures Evil Chocobo*
***
*Five weeks later*
Evil Choco: Ha!! I am FREE!!!!
*Escapes cell*
Guard Chocos: Uh oh!!
To be continued....
Infomercial
welcome to www.shopesmart.wand
we have a special deal for you. do you remember the bladeless katana 1.0 well we have the new version! bladeless katana 5.0&1/2! its so good we skipped 2, 3, and 4.0! buy now before it buys you!!!
it weighs 15 tons, has a sharp tip so you can cut human flesh, we mean burgers. it can also flip 5 burgers at once due to its wide design. it is guarenteed to last for 1 week after leaving the box! plus it saves 5% less than energy than the first one. buy now before it buys you!!!
it costs only 10 easy payments of $0.50 and $95.00 s&h. but for a limited time offer we will sell the bk 5.0&1/2 for 5 payments of $1.00 plus $95.00 s&h. this is not a joke! if you buy 5 of these products well increase the cost of the items by 100%! buy now before it buys you!!! we also have a toll free number so you can puchase this product. the number is 8-100-CHEESE-IS-PIKACHU-74-TIMES-OVER. once again the number is 8-100-CHEESE-IS-PIKACHU-74-TIMES-OVER. buy now before it buys you!!!
^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~
Dark Mag: Thanks for your reviews, Rueh and Alx 91()
*Snitch plays with some ones left shoe*
Dark Mag: HEY!!! That's my shoe!!
Snitch: Uh oh...
Good Chocobo: You may think that this is the end....Well it isn't!! Stay tuned for KUNG FUU CHOCOBOS: Return of Darkness
Dark Mag: Yeah what he said.
(note for Alx 91() I didn't really go out, she k.o.ed me before we left, angry at me again for some reason...)