Part 9: Supreme Silver Sonic (can you say that 11 times fast?)
"Wait!" cried Poppy.
"What?" asked Silver Sonic, in its normal mechanical voice.
"I don't know. I just didn't want the battle to start immediately, so I wanted to fill up time."
"I will never understand you beings of flesh. Prepare to be defeated!"
BATTLE START
Enemy: 1 Silver Sonic
Fighting: Mario, Sonic, Poppy
Sonic: Quick! Let's take him out before he has a chance to do much.
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Sonic Spin
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: Getting ready for a powerful attack!
HP Left: 1500
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Fireball
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: 40 damage dealt
HP Left: 1460
Mario: We have the Fire Scroll! It should increase my power greatly!
Sonic: He's metal. Fire doesn't effect him. The Fire Scroll counteracts that, making it do the normal amount of damage.
Poppy: Unless it melts him...
Attacker: Poppy
Attack: Bob-ombs
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: 10 damage dealt
HP Left: 1450
Attacker: Silver Sonic
Attack: Missile
Target: Poppy
Effect: 40 damage dealt
HP Left: 5
Poppy: Ow! Why am I ALWAYS the first one to be attacked? WHY?!
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Sonic Spin
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: 100 damage dealt
HP Left: 1350
Sonic: Way past cool, dude!
Attacker: Poppy
Attack: HyperBombs
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: 20 damage dealt
HP Left: 1330
Mario: Uh oh. His silver plate is protecting him.
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Hammer
Target: Silver Shield
Effect: 100 damage dealt
HP Left: 200
Silver Sonic: Oh no! They have discovered my weak point! I must take them out QUICKLY!
Attacker: Silver Sonic
Attack: Static E
Target: All
Effect: 15 damage to all
HP Left: Poppy 0; Mario 40; Sonic 35
Poppy faints.
Poppy: It always happens! I always get hurt!
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Hammer
Target: Silver Shield
Effect: 100 damage dealt
HP Left: 100
Mario: One more attack to go!
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: SuperSpeed
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: Silver Sonic's dizzy! (can only use special attacks)
Mario: Why aren't you attacking his silver plate?
Sonic: Only your Ultra Hammer is strong enough to make a difference.
Attacker: Silver Sonic
Attack: Hyper Laser
Target: All
Effect: Laser's powering up!
HP Left: N/A
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Hammer
Target: Silver Shield
Effect: 100 damage dealt
HP Left: 0
The Silver Plate's cracked!
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Punch
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: 50 damage dealt
HP Left: 1280
Sonic: That sure lowered his defense.
Silver Sonic: Ha ha you puny organic creatures! Hyper Laser always deals one hundred damage. Certainly it takes one turn to fire up and another to recharge, but I won't need recharging, because you'll die!
Sonic: This is NOT good.
Attacker: Silver Sonic
Attack: Hyper Laser
Target: All
Effect: 100 damage dealt
HP Left: Mario 40; Sonic 35
Blocked by someone!
Silver Sonic: WHAT?!
???: Haha! Hahaha! I... ugh!
??? falls down (and it's not the evil ???, either).
Mario: Quick! Now's our chance!
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Fireball
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: 100 damage dealt! (boosted by Fire Scroll)
HP Left: 1180
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Sonic Spin
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: Getting ready for a powerful attack
HP Left: 1180
Attacker: Silver Sonic
Attack: None
Target: None
Effect: Recharging
HP Left: N/A
Attacker: Silver Sonic
Attack: Hyper Laser
Target: All
Effect: Getting ready for a really powerful attack
HP Left: N/A
Mario: Quick Sonic. We've got two turns.
Sonic: On it!
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Fireball
Target: Silver Snic
ffect: 180 damage dealt
HP Left: 1000
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Sonic Spin
Target: Silver Sonic
Effect: 250 damage dealt
HP Left: 750
Sonic: That armor was pretty much the only thing protecting him.
Mario: This is a lot of damage we're dealing. I know what to do here.
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Item; Pick Me Up
Target: Poppy
Effect: HP Fully restored (revived)
HP Left: 45
Mario: Now, I know you know what I know I want you to do but Silver Sonic doesn't know that I know what you know what you're going to do.
Poppy: I know.
Attacker: Poppy
Attack: Self Destruct
Target: Poppy and Silver Soni
Effect: 800 damage dealt
HP Left: 0
Silver Sonic is defeated.
POPPY WINS!!!
ALL OUR HEROES GAIN A LEVEL! ALL ARE LEVEL 5'S!
Poppy now has, er, WILL have 55 HP (bonus)
Mario now has 65 HP
Sonic now has 60 HP
"Okay, we won and have the next Scroll of Power. But WHAT is-" Mario began, but was interuppted by Sonic.
"Wait! You have to do that peace sign thing first."
"Oh," said Mario.
And so, with Yoshi, Wario and Luigi all kidnapped, or in Yoshis' case, dinonapped, our heroes go in search of the answers, like what's for breakfast, why is the reader bothering to read this, who exactly is the final boss in this, and of course, why is Lord Seth's name so weird?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WEIRD? THIS IS A NORMAL NAME... WHO WROTE THAT IN? OF ALL THE TIMES FOR MY DELETE KEY TO BE BROKEN. OH WAIT, THE CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, TOO! Oh good, now it's fixed.
Mario, once again, turns around and flashes the peace sign (again). Okay, NOW we get to the Scroll.
"It says Metallic Scroll," said Poppy.
METALLIC SCROLL: Powers up robots
"Well no wonder Silver Sonic was so hard! That idiot Eggman couldn't build a robot worth pennies!" said Sonic.
"Oh! Sonic! Could you autograph these for me?" asked Poppy, holding out over 50 comic books. "They're all Lord Seth's. He has almost every issue in your comic series from #38 to the current one, which is over #100!"
"Uh... maybe later," said Sonic. "Wait a minute... who WAS that mysterious figure that helped us out?"
They all turned around to see someone that you know. Well, that is, if you have a fair (but only fair!) amount of experience in games made by Nintendo, that is.
Part 10: Going Bananas
"Woah... who IS that?" asked Sonic.
"Oh, it's just that evil ape Donkey Kong, who kidnapped an earlier girlfriend of mine in Donkey Kong," answered Mario.
"No, that was Cranky Kong, I think. Both Rare and Nintendo have dropped a lot of hints on that."
"You're right. Cranky Kong was the evil one, and he took on the name Donkey Kong for a while. See, we Kongs don't keep the same name forever. Wrinkly Kong wasn't always called Wrinkly Kong because she was young once, you know?" said Donkey Kong, arising from his daze.
"Uh... yeah," said Mario, slightly skeptically. "So, what are you doing here?"
"King K. Rool kidnapped the rest of the Kongs, so I'm here to save them. I don't know how he could get them all... he had some kind of mechanical device that allowed him to do so. Any ideas where he got that?"
Everyone glanced at each other. Finally, Sonic said something.
"Well, that would probably be the leader of Smithy's army," said Sonic. "Seems like a lot of supervillains are
teaming up here."
"Ok," said DK. "I guess I'll have to continue on my way," he said as he started to leave.
"Wait!" said Poppy. "We're against Smithy's army, too. How about we help?"
"Uh... ok," said Donkey Kong.
DONKEY KONG JOINS THE GROUP
Mario yet again flashes the peace sign, which is strange, because they're not really quite making peace. Then again, if they win this thing, peace will reign again. Oh, and if this was Super Mario RPG 3 or something, the following would appear on the screen:
"And so, with DK in tow (so to speak), our heroes continue onward to battle the dreaded King K. Rool."
And so our heroes... wait, I just said that. Anyway, they walk on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Donkey Kong is the only one who doesn't seem tired at all. This is the last sentence of this part. What a lame way to end it, isn't it?
Part 11: King K. Rool's No Fool (well, okay, maybe he is, but I thought this was kind of catchy)
"Mwahahaha!" shouts a voice, which is, as you may have gussed, King K. Rool, or Kaptain K. Rool, depending on what you want to call him. Irregardless, he's standing right there.
"K. Rool... hmm... if you say that five times fast, doesn't it sound like 'cruel'?" mused Mario.
"I think that that's an adequate description of him." said Sonic.
"Prepare to be captured, along with Donkey Kong! Hey, wait a minute... where IS Donkey Kong? Oh well, I'll attend to him later. But first, YOU!"
BATTLE START
Enemy: King K. Rool
Fighting: Mario, Sonic, and Poppy
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Hammer
Target: King K. Rool
Effect: 0 damage dealt
HP Left: ???
Mario: WHAT?
Sonic: I'll try.
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Punch
Target: King K. Rool
Effect: 0 damage dealt
HP Left: ???
Sonic: Why can't we beat him? In fact... we can't even see his HP!
Attacker: Poppy
Attack: HyperBombs
Target: King K. Rool
Effect: 0 damage dealt
HP Left: ???
Poppy: I've figured it out! He's invincible as long as he wears his crown!
King K. Rool: You're right... not that it'll do YOU any good. I'm not making the same mistake as in Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong Land. No crown-throwing THIS time! Hey... where IS Donkey Kong? Never mind... I'll attend to HIM later. My first business is with you!
Attacker: King K. Rool
Attack: Super-Ultra-Mega Cannon Ball
Target: All
Effect: Removes all of attacker's FP and subracts half of their possible HP from their current HP. Deals 100 damage to all enemies.
HP Left: Poppy 0; Mario 0; Sonic 0
Mario, Poppy, and Sonic all faint.
GAME OVER?
Part 12: Brig Breakout
Our heroes awoke to find themselves in a prison cell in King K. Rool's not-very-well-built ship.
"Oh... I had the weirdest dream," said Mario. "The Mushroom Kingdom and the Koopas were all taken over, and we had to go on some weird adventure and get eleven Scrolls of Power, and then we were captured by some guy and thrown into a ship and... hey! We are in a ship!"
"Uh... I figured that out already," said Poppy, sarcastically.
"Where'd Donkey Kong go anyway?" asked Sonic, rubbing his head.
"Quiet!" said a voice. "No talking in the prison!"
This voice belonged to a Kremling, the guard. Of course, as always, guards are stupid.
"Hey... you look a bit tired," said Mario.
"Well, to tell the truth, I am," admitted the Kremling. "I wish someone would relieve me of this post."
"Hey," said Mario, an idea flashing through his head, "why don't you let us out? We'll take over for you."
"Then what would I do?"
"You'll 'relieve' us of our post in the prison cell."
"Sure! Why not?"
The Kremling stupidly opened the door, let our heroes out, and then went in. They locked the door.
"When do I get out of here?" asked the Kremling.
"In a few years or so," said Poppy, and our heroes left the dungeon, laughing at the stupidity of the Kremling.
A few years later...
"Guys?" asked the Kremling. "Can I get back to my post now? Guys? Hello? GUYS?!"
The present...
"Bad guys like that are always stupid," said Mario.
"I've noticed," responded Sonic.
"Okay... now that we're out, what do we DO?" asked Poppy.
"What? I thought YOU knew!" said Mario.
Before anyone could say anything else, the footsteps of a Kremling, in this case a Krusha, were heard. They were obviously approaching where our heroes were. They quickly dove out of sight. Unfortunately, unlike most, this Krusha had excellent eyesight. He easily saw Mario. By noticing him, he also saw Poppy and Sonic.
"Surrender all hope and-" is what the Krusha started to say, but dhe idn't get past the first sylable because of Mario's quick jump on his head. The Krusha collapsed. Just then, more footsteps were heard. However, there were more than before, and they were lighter A giant spider rounded the corner and saw our heroes.
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!" screamed, Mario because of his arachnaphobia. Poppy slapped some duct tape on his mouth quickly. Fortunately, no one heard him.
"Why'd you have that duct tape?" asked Sonic.
"Since Morton is one of Lord Seth's two favorite Koopalings, he comes over often. While Lord Seth isn't
annoyed with his endless chatter, I am, which is why I bring along duct tape. Anyway, who are you?"
"My name," said the spider, "is Squittar."
Mario tried to scream again, but all that comes out was a "MMMPH!".
"Um, why is he screaming?" asked Squittar.
"He's afraid of spiders," explained Sonic.
Sonic then noticed the fact that Squittar was wearing eight identical sneakers. He started to say something about it, but Squittar simply said, "Don't ask."
"So, uh, WHY are you helping us?" asked Poppy.
"Because I hate K. Rool and'll help whoever wants to defeat him," said Squittar.
"So, ah, any information on how to defeat K. Rool?"
"Well, his attacks all seem to deal a massive amount of damage. However, they all affect him in some way. The best way to go on is to simply stay around enough, and he'll destroy himself!"
Unfortunately, while they were all talking to each other, no one was looking where they were going. They all walked straight into a wall.
"Ow! My nose!" said Poppy.
"I don't think you HAVE a nose," said Squittar.
"Oh, shut up," said Poppy. "Hey... what's this I hear?" Poppy put his ear to the wall, trying to overhear the conversation. He gasped. "It's between K. Rool and-"
But Poppy never got a chance to finish his sentence, because at that instant the wall seperating them from K. Rool collapsed (partly due to the fact that they crashed into it, partly because of the fact that the ship wasn't built very well anyway). It took perhaps an entire minute for him to notice Mario and Friends, because he was talking so much with a Klobber.
"You escaped?! Oh well," K. Rool snickered, "I'll just defeat you again... but this time for GOOD!"
Part 13: K. Rool Duel
"Aha! I never thought I'd see you here, uh, er... what is your name?" asked K. Rool.
"Squittar," said Squittar.
"You'll go down with the rest of them! insert evil laugh here ! And this time, I'll take NO PRISONERS!"
"Well duh, because we're going to defeat you!" said Sonic.
"I don't think that that's what he meant, Sonic," said Poppy.
BATTLE START
Enemies: Kaptain K. Rool, 4 Kritters
Fighting: Sonic, Mario, Squittar
Poppy: Oh well, at least I won't get attacked if I'm not fighting!
Attacker: K. Rool
Attack: Lunge
Target: Poppy
Effect: 100 damage dealt to target, 50 to self
HP Left: Poppy 0; K. Rool 1950
Poppy faints.
Poppy: I shouldn't have said anything...
Squittar: (whispering) Like I told you, just DELAY his attacks, and he'll end up destroying himself!
Attacker: Squittar
Attack: Web Protection
Target: Squittar, Mario, and Sonic
Effect: Increases targets' defense significantly for the next turn
HP Left: Squittar 40; Mario 65; Sonic 60
Sonic: I'm going to take care of the Kritters in the meantime.
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Total Knockout
Target: K. Rool, Kritter, Kritter, Kritter, and Kritter
Effect: 50 damage dealt to all
HP Left: K. Rool 4900; Kritter 0; Kritter 0; Kritter 0; Kritter 0
Kritter defeated. Kritter defeated. Kritter defeated. Kritter defeated.
K. Rool: Why didn't you attack, you idiots?!
Kritter: You never told us to!
K. Rool: Stupid underlings.
Squittar: How'd you gain that attack anyway, Sonic?
Sonic: I used a GameShark code!
Mario: This isn't a video game.
Sonic: I know. That's why I was surprised that it worked.
Mario: In any case, it's my turn!
Attacker: Mario
Attack: Ultra Fireball
Target: K. Rool
Effect: 50 damage dealt
HP Left: 4850
Mario: Only 50 damage?
Sonic: He must be in possession of the Water Scroll, which counteracts the effects of the Fire Scroll!
K. Rool: How'd you know I had the Water Scroll?
Sonic: Because you're holding it and it says WATER SCROLL in large letters.
K. Rool: Whoops! Never mind, you'll still lose! And I remembered your web protection, Squittar!
Attacker: K. Rool
Attack: Crown Throw
Target: Mario
Effect: Automatically defeats the enemy, but quadruples damage dealt to caster.
HP Left: 0
Mario faints.
Squittar: Now's our chance!
Attacker: Squitter
Attack: Web Shot
Target: K. Rool
Effect: Deals 200 damage (50x4)
HP Left: 4650
Attacker: Sonic
Attack: Sonic Spin
Targte: K. Rool
Effect: 200 damage dealt (50x4)
HP Left: 4450
K. Rool: Fools! You've fallen into my trap! Now I'll use-
As K. Rool said this, he fell into a pit covered by leaves. This pit was extremely badly disguised, and even a
Goomba would have avoided it. That doesn't say much for K. Rool's brains, does it?
K. Rool: I heard that!
After a few minutes (and 25 less HP), K. Rool manages to get out. Everyone is laughing at his stupid mistake.
K. Rool: You think that's funny? How about THIS?!
K. Rool used his Big Bang attack, which was blocked by Donkey Kong, who then fainted. This reduces K. Rool's HP to a mere 500. This attack was stronger than Super-Ultra-Mega Cannonball, but inflicted more damage upon him. In addition, his Flower Points were almost gone.
K. Rool: Stupid Donkey Kong. Why couldn't you Kremlings help me out here?
Kritter, Kritter, Kritter, and Kritter: You told us not to do anything without you asking.
K. Rool: Argh!
K. Rool tries to attack again (which is TECHNICALLY cheating)
Attacker: K. Rool
Attack: Crown Throw
Target: K. Rool???
Effect: 500 damage dealt
HP Left: 0
K. Rool: WHAT?! I was supposed to be attacking you guys!
Squittar: Which is cheating, and we want to set a good example for everyone watching this.
Whoops! Sorry I was a little off, but...
K. Rool is defeated.
K. ROOL WINS!!!
Whoops, THAT'S not supposed to happen! I'm supposed to say who dealt the final blow one, but since K. Rool defeated himself...
Insert name of who you think contributed the most to the defeat of K. Rool here WINS!!!
Okay, NOW for the leveling part... oh wait, they DIDN'T go up a level. Oh drat, I'm doing it again, aren't I?