Chapter Four: I Don't Think We're In France Anymore
AN: I must tell all of you who reviewed this fic, thank you. Please if you go to google.com and type in Ham-Human Pictures, it'll take you to sites that have the actual pictures. So umm.. anyway, here's my fourth chapter. Hope you like it please R/R!!!!
********** Guest Chambers of Amelia's Villa**********
Bijou finally got some sleep that night. After Andre and Carlos showed up, all they did was flirt with Bijou and Maria. Maria was on the verge of slapping Carlos to death, and Bijou was ready to stuff sunflower seed shells down Andre's throat. Another thing Bijou just didn't like about Andre, or her mother for that matter was the fact that they were pure white just like Bijou. The only difference between Bijou mother and her was the fact that Bijou's mom had her hair up in an elegant bun, and wore a pink ribbon around her neck. Andre was a boy, of course, and he wore a little beret. He had cold black eyes, Bijou knew that Andre was just a hamster who only noticed a girl if she was pretty. And he was the most stuck-up Ham she ever had the misfortune to meet. So that made Bijou the perfect object of his affection, she was rich, pretty, and a purebred, just like him.
Her thoughts were suddenly interrupted when a blue light flashed into her head. "Ugh" she groaned. That light nearly blinded her, and it woke her up. "Great, after all of zat tossing and zurning, I finally get some sleep only to be waken by a light thingy. What was that anyway? I certainly do not remember dreaming about a bright light before" She ran her fingers through her hair and decided to get a drink of water. She got out of her Ham-House, or at least she thought she did, and the next thing she knew, she was on the cold, tile floor. "Zid I fall out of my cage? Great just great" She opened her eyes only to realize, that her arms were outstretched and half of her body was on the floor, half of it on the bed. She laid in that position for a moment, then got up, but fell again then she tripped. When she finally got to the light switch, she flicked it on and screamed. "That's not my paw, that's not my cage, oh my God, that can't be me" she looked around the room, it seemed so much smaller. Her cage was nowhere in sight. Her paw, or rather her hand was clutching to the light switch, for she was to afraid to go anywhere else. (AN: Here's the part you've all been waiting for) And when she looked in the mirror, a small squeak, was all that she could say.
She was truly beautiful. She had white hair tied back in two ponytails with blue ribbons. She was wearing a white dress that tied behind her neck, with a white fur collar. She had white knee highs, and white Mary-Jane shoes. And she had the most beautiful emerald eyes she had honestly ever seen. Her skin even seemed to glow, and if it was possible, her skin would've been white too. "I'm a human" she asked more than stated to herself. "No, wait" she said as she looked to her head. She had white hamster ears. "I'm a Ham-Human" She was startled, to say the least. "How could this have happened? Where iz Maria?" She looked frantically everywhere in the room, until something in the window caught her eye. There sitting on the tree was a bird that's feathers were half pink, half yellow. Bijou recognized this type of bird, it wasn't born with such colorful plumage, it's feathers changed colors in differrent temperatures.. She had only seen this type of bird once before, in Ham-Ham Land. "Does that mean?" she asked herself as she ran out the room and into the corridors of the villa.
As she entered Amelia's room, or better yet her mother's room, she nearly fainted. She saw her mother, standing in front of the full length mirror in a complete state of shock. She was a few inches taller than Bijou (Bijou looked to be about sixteen years old) and had a few wrinkles. Her white hair was tied up in an elegant bun, with a few wavy strands falling onto her face. She had gray eyes, and was wearing a white Sunday best dress, with white high-heels. She had a nice complexion, but it wasn't nearly as bright as that of her daughter. It took about a minute to realize that her daughter was standing there. "Darling, what exzactly happened to us, and where on earth is Amelia, and Maria?"
"I wish I knew, muzzer, but the fact of the matter is, I am about as clueless on what happened as you"
"If I was turned into a human-"
"Ham-Human" her daughter interrupted pointing to the white ears on top of Josie's head.
"Oui, if I was turned into a Ham-Human and you were turned into a Ham-Human" Josie started
"Zen what about Andre?" Bijou finished
Both girls raced down the corridor to Carlos's room, or better yet Andre's room. They opened the door and found Andre, snug as a bug under a rug. "Ugh, I should've known that he would never wake up, even if it was because of a blinding blue light, before 12:00 pm. Lazy bum" Bijou muttered as she went to go wake the little devil. "It's times like these that I wish I had a horn" She crept to his bedside and in her most angelic sing-song voice she whispered "Oh meisure Andre"
"I don't want to go to school muzzer. Zee other children make fun of me" He mumbled in his sleep. Bijou had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing. Her mother gave her the 'is that anyway to treat your fiancee?' look. And Bijou decided to get serious.
"GET UP" she cried as she shoved his shoulder, causing him to turn over, then lose his balance, and eventually fall off the bed. The first thing he saw was Bijou's hand reaching out to him to help him up. He screamed when he realized that he saw Bijou's hand not paw.
"Get away from me you.. you... monsters" he managed to get out as he scrambled to the bedside table.
"Uhh, look who's talking" Bijou said through a scowl as she pointed to the full length mirror behind him.
"Oh my.. what the.. how iz it-" he said through awe
"Possible that we became Ham-Humans Andre? I don't know either" Bijou finished for him
"No how iz it possible that I looked even better than I thought" He answered. He was about four inches taller than Bijou, he was wearing that blue beret over his white hair, and had on a white shirt with a navy blue sweater vest. He had blue dress pants, and black dress shoes. He looked to be about eighteen years old, and his cold black eyes were even more noticeable than ever to Bijou. He stopped when he noticed the white hamster ears and the tail. "What iz this" He asked pointing to the ears and tail, but mostly to the tail since Bijou and Josie didn't have one.
"We're Ham-Humans, meaning we're half hamster half human, girls have hamster ears, as do boys, but apparently boys also have hamster tails" She explained. She was astonished by Andre's tail, since she had never seen a Boy Ham-Human before.
"Oh Andre, you look so handsome in that form doesn't he Bijou?" Josie asked encouraging her daughter to compliment her fiancee.
"Actually muzzer I was looking for another word" Bijou replied. Her mother was about to say something else, when Bijou noticed a globe right behind Andre. "Hmmm.... this globe is definitely not of Earth, but I think its of Ham-Ham Land"
"How do you know" teased Andre
"She pointed to a small box toward the bottom of the globe that said "Ham-Ham Land Globe" Andre fell over anime style. She then noticed that there were three huge pieces of land, each one with a marking on it. The first said "Ham-Ham Land" the second said "Hamsapia: Ham-Human Valley" Bijou noticed that this continent was the biggest out of all of them, which made sense since Ham-Humans were much bigger than hamsters. The third read "Hamcreacia" but gave no explanation as to what it was. "So, I guess we're here, but what do we do now?" Bijou asked pointing to Hamsapia. Andre was about to say something, no doubt about how he's the man, and how he should be the leader in this crisis, but was interrupted when the three of them noticed a ball of the same blinding blue light through the window.
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Hey there Celestial Night here. I hope you liked that chapter. Next chapter: Bijou sees the Ham-Hams as Ham-Humans and things start to get good when Andre meets Hamtaro for the first time, well at least in my opinion they do so please R/R Au Revoir
AN: I must tell all of you who reviewed this fic, thank you. Please if you go to google.com and type in Ham-Human Pictures, it'll take you to sites that have the actual pictures. So umm.. anyway, here's my fourth chapter. Hope you like it please R/R!!!!
********** Guest Chambers of Amelia's Villa**********
Bijou finally got some sleep that night. After Andre and Carlos showed up, all they did was flirt with Bijou and Maria. Maria was on the verge of slapping Carlos to death, and Bijou was ready to stuff sunflower seed shells down Andre's throat. Another thing Bijou just didn't like about Andre, or her mother for that matter was the fact that they were pure white just like Bijou. The only difference between Bijou mother and her was the fact that Bijou's mom had her hair up in an elegant bun, and wore a pink ribbon around her neck. Andre was a boy, of course, and he wore a little beret. He had cold black eyes, Bijou knew that Andre was just a hamster who only noticed a girl if she was pretty. And he was the most stuck-up Ham she ever had the misfortune to meet. So that made Bijou the perfect object of his affection, she was rich, pretty, and a purebred, just like him.
Her thoughts were suddenly interrupted when a blue light flashed into her head. "Ugh" she groaned. That light nearly blinded her, and it woke her up. "Great, after all of zat tossing and zurning, I finally get some sleep only to be waken by a light thingy. What was that anyway? I certainly do not remember dreaming about a bright light before" She ran her fingers through her hair and decided to get a drink of water. She got out of her Ham-House, or at least she thought she did, and the next thing she knew, she was on the cold, tile floor. "Zid I fall out of my cage? Great just great" She opened her eyes only to realize, that her arms were outstretched and half of her body was on the floor, half of it on the bed. She laid in that position for a moment, then got up, but fell again then she tripped. When she finally got to the light switch, she flicked it on and screamed. "That's not my paw, that's not my cage, oh my God, that can't be me" she looked around the room, it seemed so much smaller. Her cage was nowhere in sight. Her paw, or rather her hand was clutching to the light switch, for she was to afraid to go anywhere else. (AN: Here's the part you've all been waiting for) And when she looked in the mirror, a small squeak, was all that she could say.
She was truly beautiful. She had white hair tied back in two ponytails with blue ribbons. She was wearing a white dress that tied behind her neck, with a white fur collar. She had white knee highs, and white Mary-Jane shoes. And she had the most beautiful emerald eyes she had honestly ever seen. Her skin even seemed to glow, and if it was possible, her skin would've been white too. "I'm a human" she asked more than stated to herself. "No, wait" she said as she looked to her head. She had white hamster ears. "I'm a Ham-Human" She was startled, to say the least. "How could this have happened? Where iz Maria?" She looked frantically everywhere in the room, until something in the window caught her eye. There sitting on the tree was a bird that's feathers were half pink, half yellow. Bijou recognized this type of bird, it wasn't born with such colorful plumage, it's feathers changed colors in differrent temperatures.. She had only seen this type of bird once before, in Ham-Ham Land. "Does that mean?" she asked herself as she ran out the room and into the corridors of the villa.
As she entered Amelia's room, or better yet her mother's room, she nearly fainted. She saw her mother, standing in front of the full length mirror in a complete state of shock. She was a few inches taller than Bijou (Bijou looked to be about sixteen years old) and had a few wrinkles. Her white hair was tied up in an elegant bun, with a few wavy strands falling onto her face. She had gray eyes, and was wearing a white Sunday best dress, with white high-heels. She had a nice complexion, but it wasn't nearly as bright as that of her daughter. It took about a minute to realize that her daughter was standing there. "Darling, what exzactly happened to us, and where on earth is Amelia, and Maria?"
"I wish I knew, muzzer, but the fact of the matter is, I am about as clueless on what happened as you"
"If I was turned into a human-"
"Ham-Human" her daughter interrupted pointing to the white ears on top of Josie's head.
"Oui, if I was turned into a Ham-Human and you were turned into a Ham-Human" Josie started
"Zen what about Andre?" Bijou finished
Both girls raced down the corridor to Carlos's room, or better yet Andre's room. They opened the door and found Andre, snug as a bug under a rug. "Ugh, I should've known that he would never wake up, even if it was because of a blinding blue light, before 12:00 pm. Lazy bum" Bijou muttered as she went to go wake the little devil. "It's times like these that I wish I had a horn" She crept to his bedside and in her most angelic sing-song voice she whispered "Oh meisure Andre"
"I don't want to go to school muzzer. Zee other children make fun of me" He mumbled in his sleep. Bijou had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing. Her mother gave her the 'is that anyway to treat your fiancee?' look. And Bijou decided to get serious.
"GET UP" she cried as she shoved his shoulder, causing him to turn over, then lose his balance, and eventually fall off the bed. The first thing he saw was Bijou's hand reaching out to him to help him up. He screamed when he realized that he saw Bijou's hand not paw.
"Get away from me you.. you... monsters" he managed to get out as he scrambled to the bedside table.
"Uhh, look who's talking" Bijou said through a scowl as she pointed to the full length mirror behind him.
"Oh my.. what the.. how iz it-" he said through awe
"Possible that we became Ham-Humans Andre? I don't know either" Bijou finished for him
"No how iz it possible that I looked even better than I thought" He answered. He was about four inches taller than Bijou, he was wearing that blue beret over his white hair, and had on a white shirt with a navy blue sweater vest. He had blue dress pants, and black dress shoes. He looked to be about eighteen years old, and his cold black eyes were even more noticeable than ever to Bijou. He stopped when he noticed the white hamster ears and the tail. "What iz this" He asked pointing to the ears and tail, but mostly to the tail since Bijou and Josie didn't have one.
"We're Ham-Humans, meaning we're half hamster half human, girls have hamster ears, as do boys, but apparently boys also have hamster tails" She explained. She was astonished by Andre's tail, since she had never seen a Boy Ham-Human before.
"Oh Andre, you look so handsome in that form doesn't he Bijou?" Josie asked encouraging her daughter to compliment her fiancee.
"Actually muzzer I was looking for another word" Bijou replied. Her mother was about to say something else, when Bijou noticed a globe right behind Andre. "Hmmm.... this globe is definitely not of Earth, but I think its of Ham-Ham Land"
"How do you know" teased Andre
"She pointed to a small box toward the bottom of the globe that said "Ham-Ham Land Globe" Andre fell over anime style. She then noticed that there were three huge pieces of land, each one with a marking on it. The first said "Ham-Ham Land" the second said "Hamsapia: Ham-Human Valley" Bijou noticed that this continent was the biggest out of all of them, which made sense since Ham-Humans were much bigger than hamsters. The third read "Hamcreacia" but gave no explanation as to what it was. "So, I guess we're here, but what do we do now?" Bijou asked pointing to Hamsapia. Andre was about to say something, no doubt about how he's the man, and how he should be the leader in this crisis, but was interrupted when the three of them noticed a ball of the same blinding blue light through the window.
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Hey there Celestial Night here. I hope you liked that chapter. Next chapter: Bijou sees the Ham-Hams as Ham-Humans and things start to get good when Andre meets Hamtaro for the first time, well at least in my opinion they do so please R/R Au Revoir