Oh, Boy…

QL/Farscape Crossover

Author's Notes: Thanks for the reviews please keep them coming. This is a series of short drabbles about "what if Sam leaps into John Crighton" Hope u enjoy this:)

Summary: Sam leaps into John during a very interesting time.

Theorizing that one could travel through time Dr Samuel Beckett stepped into the Quantum accelerator and vanished…

The blue light faded.

Sam opened his eyes and met the gaze of a blue skinned bald woman with the bluest eyes he had ever seen in his entire life.

She reached out with her hands and grasped his hands. She then placed his hands on both sides of her head. Then she placed both her hands on both sides of his head. Sam was still too dazed by her appearance to do anything. He was captivated by just how blue her eyes were. There was something weird about them but he just could not put his finger on it.

Sam was so self-involved in his thoughts that he did not resist her when she pulled him down and pressed her forehead on his.

What happened next was something that Sam would never forget for the rest of his life. No matter what would happen to him in his successive leaps.

Their minds began merging.

But even that description did not even come close to describing what was happening.

Not only was Sam's mind merging with the female's mind, so were their senses. More detailed recognition of smells, sound and touch were entering his mind. He was incredibly aware of the type of light he was standing in.

He could see the female in his mind and she was looking at him with a confused expression on her face.

You are not John Crighton. You are time traveler from John's homeworld. You are Dr Samuel Beckett. You set right what once went wrong in your timeline. This is extremely dangerous. You know that NOW. But you are a good man. Much good have you done but you are not a god. You cannot do everything. You must understand this. Zhann (Sam instinctively knew her name)paused in her lecture. I realize now that the Goddess has sent you to me now to help you understand this. He heard in his mind and stared at her as she smiled at him.

He realized now that she had attitude similar to his mother when he had done something wrong. The strange thing was that he did not mind it.

Thank You, she said.

Your welcome, he replied. But who are you? Asked a bewildered Sam. He was reeling from all the shocks he had received in such a short time.

Zhann laughed and smiled kindly at him. Look into my mind and find the answers you seek.

Okay, gently Sam though about what he wanted to know.

The answers came; first, gently and then it was as if he was had unleashed the floodgates of an overflowing dam.

I'm in space aboard a living vessel. A SENTIANT ship; Moya. I'm on the far side of the galaxy, far , far away from Earth. You are Pa'u Zhaan, a tenth level Delvian Priestess. You are…EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND YOR ARE A ………………

Sam could not get his mind around the final piece of information he had assimilated.

OH. MY. GOD.

You're a PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, boy…

Author's Notes: Hope u enjoy this. Please Review, any feedback is welcome. Suggestions for when else Sam should appear are appreciated.