Oh, Boy…

QL/Farscape Crossover

Author's Notes: Thanks for the reviews please keep them coming. This is a series of short drabbles about "what if Sam leaps into John Crighton" Hope u enjoy this:)

Summary: Sam leaps into John during a very interesting time.

Theorizing that one could travel through time Dr Samuel Beckett stepped into the Quantum accelerator and vanished…

The blue light faded.

When Sam's eyes cleared, he found himself in a wide cavern-like structure that looked like a docking bay of some kind. Sam had been in docking bays before but this one considerably different from the ones he had been in before. He started to look around and froze.

Sitting several feet away was an oblong-shaped spaceship.

In fact, as looked around there were several.

There was a purple one, sitting at the end of the bay. Next to it was a viscous looking fighter craft of some type Sam had never seen before.

But what caught his attention most, was the Farscape module.

Sam had been out of for some time but he remembered (Swiss-cheesed memory not withstanding) that it had been lost in space sometime in 1999. Scientists had been at a loss to explain what happened to it since no wreckage was recovered afterwards.

Looks like you've solved yet another mystery, Sam idly thought.

The module and the pilot were abducted by Aliens.

After mulling over that shock for a few minutes, he realized that his arms were moist…and heavier than usual. He looked down at his arms.

What the Hell?

He was wearing some sort of metal exoskeleton over his arms. An exoskeleton that looked several sizes too big for him.

Suddenly he heard a low squeaky voice at his feet.

He looked down and down…and down.

Oh my God.

At his feet was a small person.

A very small person.

The person was only a few inches tall.

Sam slowly lowered himself down to the floor until his chin was resting on the floor. He slowly looked at the tiny person. It turned out to be a very attractive human woman in black leather.

"Hi," Sam stammered.

The little woman looked at him weirdly and stated squeaking…in Gibberish.

Sam scrunched up his face up in confusion. "What?"

The female squeaked again at him. In anger this time.

Sam just looked at her wondering what to do.

She got really angry at him this time, for ignoring her and struck him in the nose.

Sam sat up in a hurry. "Ouch," Sam said as he rubbed his nose.

The female squeaked at him again, but this time he understood two words in the middle of the gibberish:

John Crighton

Oh my GOD!!!!

I'm the astronaut that disappeared…And I'm being held by Aliens!!!!!!!

Sam had only one response to that:

Oh, boy…

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