Disclaimer: I don't own anything, unfortunately. It would be nice if I owned Draco Malfoy... heh, heh...
Buffy13-buffyspike4eva: It might be hard to make it a B/S fic because of the time during the show it is, but I have other fics that are B/S... :D
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Chapter Three"Lay low, Draco," Buffy told me as we approached a large, brick building.
Is this her house? I thought, gazing up at it. There were lots of people milling about around it. Must be a pretty big party place.
We entered it to find more people inside, hanging around on couches and chairs. What a weird place. We then ascended a flight of stairs and ended up on a long hallway with doors on either side. We reached a door and Buffy quickly opened it and shoved me inside.
"Why so rough?" I asked, getting up after I had fallen to the floor.
Buffy closed the door quickly and stood with her back against it. "If anyone sees you in here, they will get very suspicious," she explained.
"Where are we, anyway? Is this your house?" I asked.
Buffy looked confused. "Have you ever seen a college before?" she asked.
"What's a college?" I wondered aloud. [A/N: Wizards don't go to college, right? Should Draco know what a college is...?]
"You guys don't have colleges?" Buffy responded. "Colleges are places where people go to school after high school. You stay in dorms, which are these big buildings with lots of rooms inside. This is Willow and my room."
I nodded slowly. So "Buffy and Willow's place" was just a room? It was tiny! How was I going to stay in here and restrain myself from a boy's naughty actions?!?!?!
I swallowed hard. "I'm going to have to stay in this room with you two?" I asked.
Buffy nodded. "Where did you think you were staying? I mean, I know it sucks, but it's the best we can manage right now."
I shrugged. "I guess I thought you two would have a house or something," I told her. "You know, the wizarding world is a lot different than yours."
"Whatever," she said dismissively. "Lets go back to Giles' house. Oh God, everyone going to think you're my boyfriend or something..."
This girl is weird.
Buffy checked the hallway to make sure not too many people were roaming around it before we left her room. We were about to leave the building when someone called her name.
"Buffy!" they said from somewhere behind us.
"Fuck," she whispered, closing her eyes, before spinning around quickly.
I turned around to see a slightly tall guy with ugly brown hair and large muscles.
"Riley!" she said nervously. "What's up?"
"Nothing," he said, jogging toward us. "Who's this?" he said rudely, nodding toward me.
"Oh, him?" Buffy said. "This is my cousin Dr- David. This is my cousin David. He's staying in Sunnydale for a few days."
"Weeks," I corrected.
"Weeks," she said.
Riley raised an eyebrow and nodded slowly. "I see," he said. "Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow." With that he turned and walked off.
Buffy closed her eyes again, as if the pain was too much to bear. "Shit," she whispered, before turning around and pushing open the door. "This sucks."
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That night it took hours for me to fall asleep. First of all, I was lying on an itchy rug with an ugly blanket on top of me. Second, I was so freaking horny I was about to hop right into Buffy's bed with her, not even thinking about what her reaction might be. And third, all these stupid people did all day long was sit around and talk about monsters. These people were so weird! All I gathered from hanging around with them for three hours was that one of the guys had just recovered from having syphilis and that Buffy was embarrassed from seeing that guy with the ugly hair. I would rather be living with my parents, and that was saying a lot.
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I had to spend the next day at Giles' house. They had now moved Spike into the bathtub and chained him up in there. Buffy and Willow had classes, and I didn't know where Xander and Anya were. So I got to spend my day hanging out with a grouchy vampire and an old man. What fun!
"I have to run a few errands," Giles said. "Why don't you watch Spike while I'm gone."
So I sat on the toilet next to Spike.
"So how'd you know that I was Lucius's kid?" I asked.
Spike shrugged. "You act like him and you look like him, pretty much," he replied.
"How do you know my father anyway?" I inquired.
"I've been alive for a long time," Spike explained. "I went to visit my family one time, and they all dismissed me quickly. Especially Lucius. He was mean. I watched them from afar a few times, also. Really, not the nicest boy."
"That's my father you're talking about," I said, angrily. "You know what? I don't even care. Why do I keep on defending him, anyway?"
"What'd you do to piss him off, Draco?" Spike asked. "Come on, you've got to tell me."
"You really love drama and gossip, don't you," I responded.
"Hey, my favorite TV show is Passions, what do you expect?" he asked.
"Fine, I'll tell you," I said reluctantly. "I'd been dating this girl for a while, and she wasn't exactly a pureblood, so when my father saw me kissing her, he exploded and was like "If you do that again you're out of this house!" But I didn't really care and I really liked the girl so I did it again, he saw me- of course- and that's how I got here."
Spike started laughing hysterically.
I sighed angrily. "This is why I didn't want to tell you."
"Sorry, it's just-"he tried to say, but was interrupted by his own laughter.
"Oh, god, I'm leaving," I said, getting up to go.
"No, sorry," Spike calmed down and forced himself to stop smiling. "It's just that I can completely picture Lucius acting this way. I don't think you'll really mind if I say, his is a bastard."
I nodded and sat back down on the toilet. "He is."
"Very good!" Spike said gleely. "I didn't know you had so much sense in you."
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A/N: Three words: That chapter sucked. It was so bad, I'm sorry. I made it really short because it's so bad and I'm running out of ideas. Would I get murdered if I made this story Buffy/Draco? I know it would make Buffy totally OOC, but, hey, this story is sucking majorly right now.