1Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma ½ or any character but I love them just the same.
Chapter Two
"Arghh!! Stupid Kuso Tare!"
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
"Damn. It doesn't work. Maybe I could use your dick to pick the lock. I f it was longer than your brain."
(Sweat drop)
Ranma slowly sits on the bed. "I should ask Priestess Kaede for some prayer beads."
"For you?"
"For you dumb ass."
THUMP
"Pay back is sweet Akane."
"Ahhh...." (Sweat drop)
"Uhhh oh..."
THUMP
CRASH
SWING
BONK
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP!
Akane falls into the wall and Ranma falls into the dent again.
–10min later–
Akane was lying on the bed while Ranma was sitting on the floor meditating.
"Fag."
"I herd that Akane."
Akane falls on the bed and the bed breaks.
CRASH
Sweat drop
"YOU ASS WIPE YOU BROKE THE ONLY SOURCE OF COMFORT! WHAT DO YOU BE EATING?!"
"Ahhh...."
"Oh fuck it."
"Uh...uhm..."
Back at the Tendo's
Mr saotome: "Where's Ranma?
Mr. Tendo: "I dunno."
Nabiki: (sweat drop) "Uh they went out..."
Kasume: "Nabiki, did you..."
Nabiki: "Uhm...well they fell for it."
Kasume, Gemma, Mr. Tendo: (sweat drop)
Chapter
That's the end of chappie two.
Nabiki: I didn't mean too...it...I thought that you could get out.
Kasume: Akane is still a virgin!
Nabiki: Really? (Sweat drop)
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