Disclaimer: Don't own anything and the prank idea is from PerfectAngel21.

Author's Note: Awe I'm glad people liked my story! Thanks to: Neva13, Gabbie, PuppyDog102, and PerfectAngel21 (My Muffin Man!). The first part of the prank was thought up by PerfectAngel21, yet I changed the subject of the prank, and added something of my own. I hope you like it! Oh, and i'm sorry it's so short!

Chapter Two

By, Jays

The four Marauders were sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room, bored. Christmas break was about to start the next day, after the annual feast. Many of the students at Hogwarts were leaving in two days for home, yet all of the Marauders were staying in school.

"We need to do something for tomorrow, that the people will remember," Remus said.

"Something they can talk about when they're home," Sirius added, liking the idea.

James looked up from his Transfiguration homework, "A prank to really make everyone laugh."

Peter said quietly, "How about…"

"What Wormtail?" Remus said. Sirius and James looked at him typically, for usually Peter never came up with pranks.

Peter told them his idea. "It's crazy, and weird, but I like it," Sirius said happily, "Let's get to it now!

The next day went as smoothly as possible. As usual, teachers gave out homework. As usual, kids wrote it down, yet the second they walked out of the classroom they forgot about it till after Christmas break. As usual, the organized kids (very few of them!) started packing the night before, or that morning. As usual the unorganized kids didn't start until the next morning. The feast started and all was well! Really! I promise it was! Until, maybe, when the prank started.

Professor Dumbledore was talking to Professor McGonagall. Than, all of a sudden, Dumbledore was talking to a gingerbread woman! The greatest part was, was that the McGonagall gingerbread woman looked just like the person in question. All of a sudden, all of the teachers started turning into gingerbread men! The only one that didn't turn into a gingerbread man was Dumbledore. They gray-bearded man instead turned into the Muffin Man! He became a bit shorter, and rounder. His beard was cleanly shaved off, and he had an apron full of flour on. All of a sudden, the charms teacher, Flitwick (who was slightly shorter than the other gingerbread men) said in a high-pitched, shrill:

"Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man! Mwhahaha! I'm the ruler of the gingerbread people! I'm Jumbo! Don't you mess with me!"

The Gingerbread McGonagall squeaked, "Jumbo was big! GIANT! You're a small fry Flitwick!"

Hagrid-the-Gingerbread Man looked yelled, drunk, "I'm Jumbo you short piece of… GINGERBREAD!"

Dumbledore yelled, "OH! YOU GOT SERVED!"

Flitwick looked around, ran out of the great hall.

Professor Sprout was the plumpest of them all. She than started singing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts didileedee there they are standing in a row bum bum bum big ones small ones some as big as your head! Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said!"

Sirius heard her sing that and started joining in. It seems he had brought some firewhiskey into the great hall and got really drunk. Than he started singing Britney Spear's song, Oops I Did it Again. Everyone was laughing so hysterically.

Than it seems, the prank wasn't over. It seems that while the Slytherins were watching the show at the teacher's table, Peter, as a rat, dropped Veritaserum into their pumpkin juice. All of a sudden, Severus Snape screamed, "I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAIR IN MONTHS, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!" Everyone in the Great Hall looked at him, and backed up a bit. Lily Evans whispered, "I thought he just used cheap shampoo."

Than, another Slytherin girl (who wasn't exactly good looking) screamed, "I'M IN LOVE WITH SIRIUS BLACK AND WANT TO FU--," Sirius heard that, even when he was drunk, and said, "Girl, If you ever want to get with me, than try waxing off that unibrow and maybe loose the stomach. We're supposed to have two eyebrows. Maybe after that I'll snog you, but nothing over that."

The entire Gryffindor table went, "OH! YOU GOT SERVED BY A DRUNK!" The Slytherin ran out with tears in her eyes.

All night, random Slytherins would scream something weird like, "I WAN T TO BE A LLAMA," or, "I'M REALLY A MAN (the girl's boyfriend immediately broke up with her)."

At the end of the night, the professor's turned back to professors, and Dumbledore turned back to…not-a-muffin-man. The Veritaserum in the Slytherins' system started fading off. Even Sirius became sober. When everyone was going up to the dorm rooms, Professor Dumbledore stopped the four Gryffindors.

He asked the famous Marauders, "Do you mind turning me back into the Muffin Man? As my time as the Muffin Man, I realized that they don't get any respect! I mean, WHO HELPED SHREK IN HIS SEQUAL, HUH? The Man did! I'm going to revolt against this! I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to make an army! My army—"

The Marauders turned and walked away slowly. They didn't want to get into Professor Dumbledore's wacky plans. Last week it was on how his name follows him everywhere, and be needed to go into hiding…

Author's Note: What do you think? I actually thought this chapter wasn't that bad! I had a lot of fun writing it! Thanks to PA, again, who thought of the idea about The Muffin Man/Gingerbread Man part. Thanks to The LE;AH Forums for where the Muffin Man Army started my PA and myself, along with my name following me! By the way, I'm recommending everyone to read Lily Evans; A History by Bethany1. It is an amazing story! Also, if you want to be E-mailed when I update any of my stories (or write any new ones) put your e-mail address in your review! You'll be told when any of my stories are updated. Oh and please review!-Jays