Oh, Boy…

QL/Farscape Crossover

Author's Notes: Thanks for the reviews please keep them coming. This is a series of short drabbles about "what if Sam leaps into John Crighton" Hope u enjoy this:)

Summary: Sam leaps into John during a very interesting time.

Theorizing that one could travel through time Dr Samuel Beckett stepped into the Quantum accelerator and vanished…

The blue light faded.

When Sam's eyes cleared, he found himself in an open room. He was standing up with his arms open wide as if encompassing the room. He started to look around and froze.

There were creatures in this room.

Humanoid creatures.

As Sam took stock of his surroundings, he realized he was standing on a table.

Seated at the table were different people. There was a nasty looking dog person at the end of the table (Sam could smell him), next to it was a male humanoid with red hair wearing red clothes.

Sam's breath caught his throat. Next to the male, there was an apparently female giant lizard with a really intimidating hat that made her seem even taller than she was. She reeked of pure intimidation.

If that was not enough, next there was a large muscular male lizard that stood with a 2 meter plus height that was dressed from head to toe in red and radiated AUTHORITY.

Definitely the head honcho, thought Sam.

Sam's heart skipped a beat.

Next to the lizard king were two humans. One male and one female. The male wore some type of military uniform that Sam had never seen before. The female wore a black suit that was open from her throat to her navel and left little to the imagination.

He turned around and noticed a second human female dressed in black leather at his feet. She was looking up at him with a quizzical expression on her face.

Silence reigned in the conference room and Sam suddenly realized they were all waiting for him.

Sam had no idea what he was going to do. As the silence continued, Sam could feel his adrenaline begin to pump.

That was when he heard the beeping coming from his chest.

He looked down and found what was instantly recognizable as a bomb attached to his hip.

Sam stared dumbly at it with his mouth open.

As the neurons in his brain began firing and catching up with the shocks produced by his surroundings, he began recognizing bits and pieces of the design of the bomb. When he finally managed to find a meaning to all that data his brain stalled.

The bomb was Thermonuclear!!!!!!!!!

He took a deep breath and tied to calm himself by taking stock of his situation.

I'm standing on a table surrounded by lots of humanoid creatures with the doors to said guarded by large 2 meter plus tall muscular humanoid LIZARDS HOLDING LARGE VISIOUS LOOKING RIFLES. Not to mention the Red lizard king standing to my right.

AND I HAVE A THERMONUCLEAR BOMB STARPPED TO MY HIP.

Sam thought for a moment.

"OH, BOY…"

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