Jail Time

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Chapter 7 – Endings part one

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H-chan: Hello again all! Here's the finally chapter in everybody's favorite fic: Jail Time.

Duo: THIS is everyone's favorite?

H-chan: SHUT UP! No more comments from you MAXWELL!

Duo: Wow you sound just like Wu-man when you do that.

H-chan: (Not dignifying Duo-kun's comment with a response.) Anyhoo please enjoy the conclusion to the best funny little GW fic you will ever read.

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Sally jumped out of the first plane.  Hildi and Dorothy soon followed out of the other two.

"Duo, brought what you wanted plus something extra," Sally informed him.

"It's not something dirty is it babe?" Duo smirked.

Sally frowned and ignored the American pilot.  She knew that if she responded it would only create an opening for Duo to somehow (who really knew how) make it much worse and much more perverted to be sure.

Preaosh was too shocked by the sudden appearance of the aircraft to give any orders, so his men just waited to see what was going to happen next.  Whatever did happen it certainly wouldn't be boring or expected.

How right they were, because at that moment out of Sally's carrier plane stepped none other than Zechs himself.  He walked forward 'til he was next to Sally and waited for the inevitable question.

"What are you doing here?" Heero questioned in his monotone. (AN: Yes that was the question I was referring to.)

"I came to save the 'perfect' soldier: Mr. Heero Yuy of course," Zechs responded sarcastically.

Sally elbowed him and proceeded to cut off the argument that was surely about to start. "No.  He came because Relena found out about Duo's plan from Dorothy and…"

"Not my fault!" Shouted Dorothy cutting Sally off.

"I know," Sally rubbed the bridge of her nose in frustration, "but anyway she found out from Dorothy and so Relena sent her brother Zechs here to help.  Ya' know not even 'the lightening count' himself can stand to hear HER whine forever."

Heero cringed having been on the receiving end of those same whines far too often.

Duo smirked, "Okay lets get a move on before the brilliant Commander Preaosh wakes up from his nappie-poo."

Hildi giggled lightly, "Right-o Shinigami, Sir!" She saluted smartly.

Preaosh sputtered, and then sputtered some more. A thousand thoughts were racing through his poor confused mind, not all of them relevant, however 'why me?' was at the forefront. At this point the pilots were ready to wreck absolute havoc on the base and were not waiting for Preaosh to give any orders.

A large explosion blew the commander off his feet and to his senses, "Get them you men and don't let them escape!"

No one save Duo was listening and he was only timing to see how long it took the man to do something, anything.  "Nine minutes and forty-two seconds," he announced to the others.

"That's nice Duo, but what dose that have to do with the fight?" Quatre asked merely curious.

"The commander's awake, and trying to give orders," the braided pilot responded with a laugh.  "No point though seeing as of…" he paused to destroy an attacking mobile suit, "…now, he has no one to command."

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Several short hours later they all had retired back to one of Quatre's houses for an after fight celebration.

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Sorry all but I had to post something. I've been stuck at this point for about a month and a half. I figured a partial chapter was better than nothing. I'm still tring to get out a final scene that's post battle but I can't get anything that works quite right with the story. Please include suggestions in your reviews. Who knows if one of you comes up with something this could actually get finished. So please read and review. Hildi-chan ^_^v