At Hermione's house

Christine

Of all the insidious jokes, turning your mother into a Comtesse, why

it's almost as absurd as a prince who spends his days with a servant

that sleeps with pigs

Hermione

What bothers you more stepmother, that I am common or that I am

competition?

Christine

Where is the dress Hermione?

Hermione

I don't know what you're talking about

Cho

The gown, the slippers, they were in my room this morning and no

they're gown, you hid them I know it

Christine

Where did you put the gown Danielle:

Hermione

Where are the candlesticks and the tapestry and the silver? Perhaps the

gown is with them

Christine

You'll produce that gown-

Hermione

I would rather die a thousand deaths than to see my mother's dress on

that spoiled selfish COW!

Christine

Well...perhaps we can arrange that.

Get in there, open this door and you'll wish you never set foot in this

house. Cho, Parvarti, gather everything that will fetch a

price, we are going to town first thing in the morning

Parvarti

Mother, it's only a ball

Christine

Yes and your only going for the food

At the afternoon at the prince's garden

Harry

Engaged? To a Belgian?

Lily

I'm afraid so

Harry

That's impossible, there has to be some mistake

Lily

She was traveling by boat this afternoon, the Baroness Christine was

quite reluctant to talk about it

Harry

It's no wonder with tidings such as these. If she was betrothen she

damn well should've had the decency to say something

Lily

Would you have listened?

Harry

Of course not, I would've-Oh God! How could I have been so blind? There

I was, pouring my royal heart out to her and she was simply trying to

bid me farewell

Lily

It is a strong woman who can keep her wits about her, with you trying

to steal her heart

Harry

Yes, and what a clumsy thief I turned out to be

Lily

Oh come now Henry, any choice is better than Spain

At night on the entrance of Prince's house

George

You must go to the prince, tell him what's happened

Ron

But I am nobody, the prince would never see me

George

You are her friend, Ron. She needs your help. The prince expects to

see her

Ron

I-I cannot; besides my master has me working tonight

George

Then go to da Vinci, surely a painter can see another painter

Ron

I am but an apprentice and he is the greatest painter in the world. I

George

For once in your life man be bold

Breaking into the ball:

Guard

This way sir, this way. May I see your invitation?

On the carriage…

Parvarti

I wanted to be the peacock

Christine

Honestly Parvarti, the horse is one of God's noblest creatures

Parvarti

Oh well why don't I just pull the carriage while I'm at it

Christine

If you think you'll get us there any faster

Prince's house

oops, wrong guy:

Ron

I'm looking for Signor da Vinci

Gentleman

Over there, with the beard

Ron

S-S..ahem, Signor da Vince

Dumbledore

Yes?

At Hermione's house

Paulette

Oh, oh, oh mistress it's no use

Dumbledore

Allow me

Louise

Oh brilliant. Why that was pure genius

Dumbledore

Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door

Hermione

Ron? How?

Ron

Well George said the prince was expecting you

Hermione

He is expecting someone who does not exist. Signore my name is Danielle

de Barbarac and I am but a servant

Dumbledore

Yes and I am the bastard son of a peasant, what's has that to do with

anything?

Hermione

I have deceived him

Dumbledore

The prince will understand

Paulette

Come child the night is young. We must get you ready for the ball

Danielle

I do not wish to go

Louise

If you stay, the Baroness wins

Danielle

How can I face him?

Dumbledore

Because he deserves to hear the truth from the one he loves

Hermione

A bird may love a fish Signore but where would they live?

Dumbledore

Then I shall have to make you wings

Paulette

Oh come on. No time to waste. Louise get the dress

At the prince's house…

James

I understand that you wanted to see me

Harry

Yes father I do

James

Listen...Henry perhaps it was unfair of me to put so much pressure on

you as I did. About the marriage contract. I just thought it was time

to make some changes in your life. You seemed to be a bit floundering

and uh...well I just wanted to say that this university thing...is a

brilliant idea. We don't have to announce anything tonight

Harry

I've made my decision

James

Oh