Chapter Forty-three: Porn in Paris
Disc: sleep
A/N: I saw LXG! It was pretty good but I have seen better. I hope the sequel is better. Oh! I would have uploaded earlier but as u might know FF.net was down for the last few days…at least on my comp.
"Hang on tight!" he yelled to his love as he helped her from the house and onto the roof. The water rushed around them, all they could do was hope it didn't get much higher.
"Thanks," Rachel said. "But if worst came to worst I can swim." She put a reassuring hand on Pippin's shoulder. "You okay there Merry?"
The hobbit nodded and lay down on his back closing his eyes. "Holly…I hope you're alright. Please…get here soon."
"Daydreaming?" the younger hobbit asked. Merry shook his head.
"Nope. Just wondering how long it'll be until we'll see the others again."
"Not long…er…I mean." The hobbits turned their heads to Rachel and smiled.
"How soon? Will Holly be with them?" Merry jumped up and looked at his friend excitedly.
"Hopefully. She most likely will be." She smiled as she thought of Holly making a huge romantic scene when she was reunited with Merry. All of it in slow motion and the corny music would fill the air.
"Hey, Aragorn just got here. That's means that the battle starts tonight." Holly threw her weapons onto the table and began to try and strategize her attack plan. Tricia watched and shook her head.
"And you two will be down in caves with the rest of the villagers." Was the unexpected reply. She turned and glared at Aragorn. "I'll not risk it. You are already hurt and are still recovering from your capture."
"I feel fine! I can fight and you're gonna need all the help you can get." She sheathed her sword and put her daggers in her belt. Holly began to leave the room but was blocked by Boromir.
"We will not let you and Tricia fight." This was not a negotiable subject. Holly growled and fell miserably into a chair.
"What are you gonna do? Give us a baby sitter?" Tricia spat. The men stared at her with blank looks but still stood their ground.
"Now, now Tricia. Their right…I am still feeling a bit weak. It would be wise for us to stay…just in case they fail and the orcs reach the caves." Holly stood and began to walk slowly towards the door. "So…show us the way." Her innocent smile tipped Tricia off so she followed Holly's lead.
"Alright…we won't fight." She also headed towards the door. Boromir smiled and lead the girls to the caves.
"So what's the plan?" Tricia whispered.
"Wait until the men are done suiting up and then we'll sneak in and disguise ourselves. We'll join the lower ranks and kick some ass!" Holly's eyes lit up. It was a boring wait but they managed to sneak back out of the caves and into the armory without being seen. They made sure to put on plenty of armor and helmets that covered their faces fairly well. "Think we can pull this off?"
"Sure. At least it'll be fun trying." Tricia smiled.
"Yeah…how do I look?"
"Why does it matter?"
"I mean do I look boyish enough?"
"Yeah. Do I?"
"Yep." They stood in silence for a minute looking at the stairs that lead to the surface. "Well….ready?" Tricia nodded.
A/N: Again the title has no significance. Sorry it was short….please review.
Disc: sleep
A/N: I saw LXG! It was pretty good but I have seen better. I hope the sequel is better. Oh! I would have uploaded earlier but as u might know FF.net was down for the last few days…at least on my comp.
"Hang on tight!" he yelled to his love as he helped her from the house and onto the roof. The water rushed around them, all they could do was hope it didn't get much higher.
"Thanks," Rachel said. "But if worst came to worst I can swim." She put a reassuring hand on Pippin's shoulder. "You okay there Merry?"
The hobbit nodded and lay down on his back closing his eyes. "Holly…I hope you're alright. Please…get here soon."
"Daydreaming?" the younger hobbit asked. Merry shook his head.
"Nope. Just wondering how long it'll be until we'll see the others again."
"Not long…er…I mean." The hobbits turned their heads to Rachel and smiled.
"How soon? Will Holly be with them?" Merry jumped up and looked at his friend excitedly.
"Hopefully. She most likely will be." She smiled as she thought of Holly making a huge romantic scene when she was reunited with Merry. All of it in slow motion and the corny music would fill the air.
"Hey, Aragorn just got here. That's means that the battle starts tonight." Holly threw her weapons onto the table and began to try and strategize her attack plan. Tricia watched and shook her head.
"And you two will be down in caves with the rest of the villagers." Was the unexpected reply. She turned and glared at Aragorn. "I'll not risk it. You are already hurt and are still recovering from your capture."
"I feel fine! I can fight and you're gonna need all the help you can get." She sheathed her sword and put her daggers in her belt. Holly began to leave the room but was blocked by Boromir.
"We will not let you and Tricia fight." This was not a negotiable subject. Holly growled and fell miserably into a chair.
"What are you gonna do? Give us a baby sitter?" Tricia spat. The men stared at her with blank looks but still stood their ground.
"Now, now Tricia. Their right…I am still feeling a bit weak. It would be wise for us to stay…just in case they fail and the orcs reach the caves." Holly stood and began to walk slowly towards the door. "So…show us the way." Her innocent smile tipped Tricia off so she followed Holly's lead.
"Alright…we won't fight." She also headed towards the door. Boromir smiled and lead the girls to the caves.
"So what's the plan?" Tricia whispered.
"Wait until the men are done suiting up and then we'll sneak in and disguise ourselves. We'll join the lower ranks and kick some ass!" Holly's eyes lit up. It was a boring wait but they managed to sneak back out of the caves and into the armory without being seen. They made sure to put on plenty of armor and helmets that covered their faces fairly well. "Think we can pull this off?"
"Sure. At least it'll be fun trying." Tricia smiled.
"Yeah…how do I look?"
"Why does it matter?"
"I mean do I look boyish enough?"
"Yeah. Do I?"
"Yep." They stood in silence for a minute looking at the stairs that lead to the surface. "Well….ready?" Tricia nodded.
A/N: Again the title has no significance. Sorry it was short….please review.