The next day……
Christine
I have it on good authority, that before your rather embarrassing
debut, the prince was about to chose Marguerite to be his bride. Men
are so fickle aren't they? One minute they're spouting sonnets and the
next, you're back to being the hired help. Although I must say, I've
never seen you quite this dedicated in your chores
Hermione
What makes you think I do any of this for you?
Christine
Well my, my, my aren't we feisty today?
Hermione
Let me pass
Christine
You brought this on yourself you know?
Hermione
And I have work to do
Christine
Let the others handle it
Hermione
Don't you understand? You've won! Go, move into your palace and leave
us be
Christine
You are not my problem anymore
Hermione
Is that what I am? Your problem? I have done everything you've ever
asked me to do and still you've denied me the only thing I ever wanted
Christine
And what was that?
Hermione
What do you think? You are the only mother I have ever known. Was there
a time even in its smallest measurement, that you loved me at all
Christine
How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?
Paulette
Danielle! My lady! Oh come and see, it's back all of it
Louise
You take that chair, and make sure you don't break
Christine
Ah, Draco Malfoy right on time
Draco Malfoy
It's all here Baroness, right down to the very last candlestick
Hermione
My father's books, his paintings, you sold them to him!
Christina
Yes, and now they're back. I couldn't very well have us looking like
paupers when the king arrives
Hermione
Thank you Monsieur, this means the world to us
Draco Malfoy
I'm a businessman, Danielle, not a philanthropist
Hermione
I don't understand
Christine
I couldn't very well have you around distracting the prince, now could
I?
Draco Malfoy
he Baroness and I have come to an arrangement
Christine
You, for all this. Although I do think I'm getting the better end of
the deal
Hermione
No, no, no
Louise
Hermione!
Hermione
No! No! No! No!
The Cardinal (Or as we like to call him
Dude with the funny hat)
En nomini patri ET fili ET spiritus sarcti
Everyone
Amen
Spanish princess
No, no por favor. Henry, pr favor. No seas asi conmigo por favor. No
seas asi conmigo, por favor
Harry
Madame, Madame...I know exactly how you feel
James
And I thought I had problems
Henry
Where is she?
George
The Baroness?
Harry
Dan-Hermione
George
But she has been sold sire
Harry
Sold? To whom?
Parvarti
Draco Malfoy
your highness, just after the masque
Harry
Tell no one we have spoken, for all shall reveal itself in due course.
Come Laurant, there is much to be done
In Draco's house
Draco Malfoy(aka, the French Dude)
Enter! Oh I do so hate to see you in irons. I'd remove them...if only
you'd promise not to run away again
Danielle
I have no reason to stay
Draco Malfoy
You belong to me now
Hermione
I belong to no one, least of all you
Draco Malfoy
Ooh I do wish you'd reconsider my offer
Hermione
I would rather rot
Draco Malfoy
I had a horse like you once. Magnificent creature. Stubborn just like
you, willful to a fault, it too just needed to be broken in
Hermione
You will maintain your distance, sir
Draco Malfoy
Oh you didn't say please
Hermione
Please
Draco Malfoy
I could hang you for this
Hermione
Not if you're dead
Draco Malfoy
I do love your spirit
Hermione
My father was an expert swordsman Monsieur, he taught me well. Now hand
me that key or I swear on his grave I will slit you from navel...to
nose
Draco Malfoy
Your freedom, my lady
The Rescue:
Harry
Hello.(thinking to himself(say something just don't stand there))
Hermione
Hello. What are you doing here?
Harry
I uh...I came to rescue you( there you go with the stuttering once again heh
Hermione
Rescue me? A commoner?
Harry
Actually I came to beg your forgiveness. I offered you the world and at
the first test of honor I betrayed your trust. Please Danielle...
Hermione
Say it again
Harry
I'm sorry
Hermione
No, the part where you said my name
Harry
Danielle, perhaps you would be so kind as to help me find the owner of
this rather remarkable shoe
Hermione
Where did you find that?
Harry
She is my match in every way. Please tell me I haven't lost her
Hermione
It belongs to a peasant your highness who only pretended to be a
courtier to save a man's life
Harry
Yes I know, and the name's Henry, if you don't mind. I kneel before you
not as a prince, but as a man in love and I would feel like a king if
you, Danielle de Barbarac, would be my wife
In the house of the "Hermione"
Parvarti
How was I to know he'd come flying out the side door? He was supposed
to be getting married
Cho
I hear the prince talked to you, what did he say?
Parvarti
Well I can't be sure, it all happened so quickly. But I think what he
said was, "Serves me right for choosing a foreigner over your sister"
Christine
Well, very good. Well perhaps we should just let him fret about it for
a few days
All
I'll get it
Neville
His supreme majesty, kind Francis requests an audience with the
Baroness Christine de Ghent and her daughters immediately
Christine
Well, is anything wrong?
Neville
No my lady, the king demanded that you arrive in style
Christine
Hmm in style we shall be
James
Baroness, did you or did you not, lie to her majesty the queen of
France
Lily
Choose your words wisely Madam, for they may be your last
Christine
A woman would do practically anything for the love of her daughter your
majesties. Perhaps I did get a little carried away
Cho
Mother! What have you done? Your majesty like you I am just a victim
here, she has lied to us both and I am ashamed to call her family
Christine
How dare you turn on me you little ingrate
Cho
You see, you see what I have to put up with
James
Silence! Both of you. Good lord, are they always like this?
Parvarti
Worse, your majesty
Christine
Parvarti, darling, I'd hate to think you had anything to do with this
Parvarti
Of course not mother. I'm only here for the food
Lily
Baroness de Ghent you are forthwith stripped of your title and you and
your horrible daughter are to be shipped to the Americas on the next
available boat...unless by some miracle someone here will speak for you
Christine
There seems to be quite a few people out of town
Hermione
I will speak for her. She is, after all my stepmother
Christine
Your highness
Harry
Cho, I don't believe you've met...my wife
Hermione
I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment and never
think of you again. But you I am quite certain will think about me ever
single day for the rest of your life
Christine
And you long might that be?
Hermione
All that I ask your majesties is that you show her the same courtesy
that she has bestowed upon me
In the dungeons
Rosetta
After you've washed the tablecloths you can start on the napkins, and
move those over there
Christine
Parvarti
parvarti
What?
Christine
Well, you heard the woman
parvarti
So did you
Christine
Yes, but I'm management
parvarti
Like hell you are, you're just the same as me a big nobody
Christine
How dare you speak to me that way, I'm of noble blood
Rosetta
And you are getting on my nerves. Now get to work
In another place of the castle
Hermione
Dumbledore, it's wonderful
Dumbledore
Think of it as a belated wedding present, your highness
Hermione
What?
Ron
I just can't get over it, that's all, your highness
Hermione
Yes well royalty or not, I can still whip you
Harry
I must say Leonardo, for a man of your talents, it um it doesn't look a
think like her
Hermione
You sir, are supposed to be charming
Harry
And we princess are supposed to live happily ever after
Hermione
Says who?
Harry
Do you know? I don't know
Hermione
Really.
The end
What did you think huh should I try my own now or what??