Run away!

This fanfic has been brought to you by the author Chameleon Freak!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Pokemon. I just want a Ho-oh, and then I'll be happy.

Run Away!

Chapter 4: Run Away!

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Ash woke up and grabbed the phone. "Hello?"

"Hi Ash! It's David! I just wanted to know how everything is going with Misty."

"Not very well. She's tried to kiss me twice! The first time it was in a movie theater, and the second time in my bed!"

"Your bed? I thought this fanfic was rated PG? What on earth were you doing with Misty in your bed?"

"It's not what you think! She pinned me down on top of my bed!"

"If you say so Ash."

"SHE JUST PINNED ME DOWN! THAT'S ALL! OKAY?"

"Perfectly. Anyway, since things aren't going too well with Misty, do you want to maybe hang out and go see a movie?"

"Sure. I've wanted to see Staryu Wars for some time now!"

"Then maybe since I treated you to a movie you can buy me lunch. Maybe a burger!"

"No way. I remember what happened last time I bought you a burger!"

"Oh yeah. Never mind. I'm running errands in Viridian, so why don't you meet me in Pallet Forest?"

"Sounds good to me."

"How about around one o' clock?"

"No arguments here."

And one more thing, why don't you bring Pikachu along with you? I wouldn't want him to be left home alone!"

"Okay."

"Talk to you later. Bye"

"Bye."

Ash hung up the phone and then realized something. "How did David know that Pikachu was staying at my house instead of going over to Professor Oak's for the day?" he asked himself while changing out of his pajamas.

Misty walked away from the pay phone once again. She took the gray voice box away from her mouth and headed over to the Ketchum residences storm cellar. She opened it up, snuck inside, turned on the lights, and woke David up with a hard blow to the head with her mallet. "HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" asked David. He was not in the best of moods because he had spent all of yesterday in the dark while having to fend of rats. So by now, he was tired, annoyed, and worst of all, he was tied to a chair. Misty stuck out her tongue. "Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!"

"First of all, you tied me to a chair. So there is no bed! Second, YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR STUPID MALLET! OF COURSE I'M UNHAPPY! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?! A GUY WHO INHALES PROZAK OR SOMETHING?!"

"I'd watch that temper if I were you. Anyway, the reason I'm here is because it's time for you to get out there and do your part of the plan."

"I was thinking about that. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO DO THAT!"

Misty whipped out her mallet and hit David with all her might a couple of times.

"How about now?"

"Fine! You've once again convinced me."

"Good. Here. You'll also need this voice box."

"Fine."

"You know what to do by now right?"

"Sure."

Misty untied the ropes. "There you go! Now I'll wait outside while you change."

"Whatever."

Misty thrust a paper bag and the voice box into David's hand. "Hurry up! Or else!"

"Or else what?"

"You meet my mallet for the umpteenth time."

"Fine."

Misty walked outside and waited.

Ash looked at his watch. It read 12:45. "C'mon Pikachu! We'd better get going if were going to meet David at one o' clock!" Pikachu looked up from the show it was watching. It electrocuted the T.V. until the T.V. flicked off. "Pikachu! Why can't you turn off the T.V. like a normal Pokemon?"

"Pika Pi Chu!"

"Don't use that tone with me!"

"Pika Pikachu."

"I forgive you. Now lets go!" Pikachu dashed out of the door and Ash followed.

Misty stood outside the door looking at her watch. "Alright David. Let me see."

"I'm not coming out Misty!"

"David if you don't come out in the next ten seconds, I'm coming in there with my mallet!"

"Fine. Here I come."

The door opened and out came David. One look at him and Misty burst out laughing. David scowled. "I'd like to remind you Misty that you're the one who wanted me to wear this!"

"I ha ha know! I just aha ha think you look really ha ha ha funny!"

"Fine. Lets get this over with."

"Don't forget to wear the voice box."

"I remember."

"Good. You know what to do. Now get going." With that David walked off toward Pallet Forest.

Ash was jogging towards the forest with Pikachu sulking along behind him. "We're almost there Pikachu. You can go a little bit faster!"

"Pikachu!"

"Fine. We're here anyway. Do you see David anywhere? He should be here by now."

"Pika Pika!"

"You're right. All I see is that oddly familiar person way over there. I think it's a girl. Yeah. It's a girl. I mean, no guy in his right mind would wear jean hip huggers and a red spaghetti strap tank top. Look. You can even tell from here that they have bright red hair in a ponytail. You know Pikachu, those clothes look familiar."

"Pikachu!"

"Yeah! Those are the clothes Misty bought last week! I remember her showing them to me. Maybe it's not Misty though. I mean anyone could wear that outfit." All of a sudden Misty's voice floated across the clearing.

"Hi Ash! How ya doing?"

Ash became very pale. "What if she tries to kiss me again?" I'd better get out of here!"

With that he turned and started to leave the forest. He hadn't even gone three steps when Pikachu stopped, sniffed the air, and darted out of the forest like a maniac with a chainsaw was chasing him. Ash took off after him shouting, "Pikachu! Wait up! Pikachu!"

But it was no use. Pikachu was long gone. Ash kept on running as fast as he could to see if he could catch up to the little yellow dot in the distance that was his Pikachu. He was almost out of the woods when all of a sudden he felt his leg snag on something. Before Ash could catch his balance he had tripped and fallen. As his luck would have it, he had tripped at the top of a hill. He tumbled down the hill. He picked up speed as he went until he finally landed on his back at the bottom of the hill. He groaned and was about to get up when he felt someone on top of him. He opened his eyes and found himself staring into Misty's aqua eyes. She had a smile on her face. Ash tried to get up but couldn't. Misty had him pinned and there was nothing he could do to get her off of him. "Misty, how did you get here so quickly? You were all the way at the other end of the woods!"

"Oh Ash, wouldn't you like to know? But that's not important right now. What is important is that there's no one here to save you. So pucker up!" With that, Misty closed her eyes puckered her lips, and started to lean forward.

Chameleon Freak: I Thought I'd end this chapter with a cliffhanger! Anyway, my guest today is none other than David! Welcome to the show David!

David: I'm glad to be here Mr. Freak.

Chameleon Freak: Are there any questions that you would like to ask?

David: Yes. My first question is this. When are you going to tell the readers at home what I'm wearing and why it's so funny?

Chameleon Freak: I'm planning on telling them in the next chapter.

David: Next question. How many more chapters are there going to be?

Chameleon Freak: Two more. One chapter and an epilogue.

David: How many more am I going to be in?

Chameleon Freak: You're going to be in the next one.

David: What about the other one?

Chameleon Freak: I can't find a place for you in the epilogue. So I cut you.

David: YOU CUT ME?! THAT'S JUST MEAN! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I...

Chameleon Freak: I know. How would I like it if you knocked me unconscious and wrote the story on your own? I had just about enough of this. END OF DISCUSSION!