Run away!

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Disclaimer: I do NOT own Pokemon. I just want an Entei, and then I'll be happy.

Run Away!

Chapter 5: Misty's Plan.

Ash was freaking out. Misty was on top of him and had him pinned, Pikachu was nowhere to be seen, and David was who knows where. He looked everywhere to see if there was anything he could use to escape. Unfortunately, there was nothing and nobody. He looked at Misty who was inching closer. She opened her eyes momentarily and he saw how beautiful her eyes were up close. He saw every feature on her face as she came closer, her smooth creamy skin, her gorgeous red hair, and her soft moist lips. He realized that she was a lot more beautiful than he thought she was. But this still didn't make him fall in love with her. They were still just friends to him. Then she kissed him. It was the first kiss he had ever had. It was spectacular in his mind. Thoughts were rushing through his head! He thought things such as, "So this is what I've been missing out on! I can see why Brock was so crazy about girls! I'm in heaven!" Then his mind went blank as he decided to return the kiss. As he did, he melted in to a puddle of pure unrestrained bliss. Not literally, but emotionally. After what seemed like an eternity of happiness, their lips separated. He looked deep into her eyes and said, "I'm sorry Misty. I should have given you a chance. I just now realized that I..I love you."

"I love you too Ash."

After Misty got off of him, he looked at her and asked, "By the way Misty, how did you get here so quickly? You were all the way at the other end of the forest! Then you were on top of me thirty seconds later! How did you do it?"

Misty looked at him and him and smiled. "Who said it was me at the other end of the forest?"

Ash looked confused. "Then who was it?"

Just then David came walking out of the forest. Ash took one look at him and understood immediately. He also burst out laughing. David was wearing Misty's jean hip huggers and red spaghetti strap tank top. David also had some strange gray box over his mouth. David looked at Ash and apologized. "I'm sorry Ash. Misty ummmmmmmmmmm 'persuaded' me to help her with her mallet. I had no choice." Ash understood what the box was for. When David had spoken to him, he had sounded exactly like Misty. "It's okay David. I'm glad that you helped Misty." David was certainly surprised. He was so shocked by this news that his eyebrows shot up and disappeared above his hairline. He managed to stutter, "B...but I thought you didn't love Misty and that she crept you out when she was all lovey-dovey."

Ash smiled. "That's right, but Misty showed me that I was really really wrong. "Whatever Ash. I'm going to go home and change out of these clothes before anyone else sees me like this."

"Bye David."

David ran as fast as he could towards his house and was soon out of view.

Ash looked at Misty. "Lets go home. You can tell me about this plan of yours on the way."

Misty smiled and stood up. They started walking towards Ash's house. "Okay Ash. Let me see. First of all, I bought all of the supplies I would need for my plan, and I captured David so I could use him as a decoy later on. Then I pretended that I was kidding about being in love with you so that you would go to a movie with me. I bought tickets to a horror movie on purpose. I gave you a large amount of money so that you'd buy a lot of food at the concession stand. I knew you'd eat it all and then be too bloated to move. I didn't know if I'd get a chance to kiss you or not. So I still had David in case I needed to use my back-up plan. When you got home I called you and pretended to be Professor Oak. That way you'd keep Pikachu at home today. I tried to kiss you in your room to scare you. That way when you saw and heard David in the forest earlier and thought he was me, you'd want to leave. I called you and pretended to be David to lure you into the forest. I gave David the clothes he would wear and took him to where I wanted him to stand in the forest. I walked out of the woods at the top of that hill and tied a rope around two trees. That way you'd trip and fall. All I needed to do was get you to the top of the hill so you would trip. I ran back to your house and set out a large bowl of ketchup. I knew that Pikachu had a great sense of smell and that it loves ketchup. So I knew it would smell it and take the quickest route to your house. I ran back to the hill just in time to see Pikachu run by and you fall down the hill. I pinned you down and the rest is history." Ash looked amazed. "Wow Misty. That's a pretty complicated plan."

"I know." They walked the rest of the way in silence. When they reached Ash's house, they found an extremely happy Pikachu licking up the last little bit of ketchup in a giant bowl. Ash and Misty walked inside and sat down on the couch. Pikachu walked into the room, yawned, and walked into Ash's room to take a nap. Misty smiled and said, "Well Ash, it's only one thirty and your mom won't be home until late tonight. Pikachu's upstairs sleeping, and you and I are all alone. So what do you want to do?" She giggled. Ash looked at her and smiled. "Well, we could go upstairs and.." Misty cut him off. "Ash! Remember this fanfic is rated PG!"

"Oh right. Well we could just make out."

Misty grinned. "Sounds like a plan. Come here you!"

They started to kiss again. Everything and everyone froze and a man appeared out of nowhere. He looked at the people reading this story and said, "Excuse me. I would just like to say that due to that fact that all they're going to do is kiss until Ash's mother gets home, I have decided to fast forward to that time. Here we go." Everything in the room started to move at an extremely fast pace. Then it abruptly stopped. The man said, "Here we are. I hope you enjoy the rest of this fanfic. Goodbye." He walks out of the room and everything starts to move again. Misty separates her lips from Ash's and says, "Isn't it odd Ash? It seems as though time went at super speed! It was like one minute it was one thirty and the next its eight o' clock!" Ash was about to answer when he heard the front door open. "Moms home!" he exclaimed. He got up and ran into the entry room. He hugged his mom. "Hi mom! How was your trip?"

"It was fine. Traffic was pretty bad around Route 3, but that's about it."

"Hello Mrs. Ketchum! How are you?"

"I'm fine Misty. Just a little tired. How was Ash's behavior while I was gone?"

"Mom! Don't you trust your own son to be well behaved while you were gone?"

"Normally I would. But you have kiss marks all over you in the exactly same color as Misty's lipstick! That makes me somewhat suspicious."

"Ummmmmmmmmmm. I can explain mom! I just..."

"It's okay honey. I've been to get you and Misty together for some time now. When you where little, I saw how much Misty liked you, so I tried to get you two to fall for each other."

Ash blushed such a deep tone of red that if it were any darker his face would be pitch black. "Mom!"

Misty was blushing deep red as well. "Was it that obvious that I liked him?"

"You were always next to him and you cheered for him harder than anyone else when he battled. So to answer your question, yes it was pretty obvious. By the way Ash, it's past your bedtime. You need to go to bed or else you'll be cranky tomorrow."

"Fine mom. Goodnight!"

"Goodnight honey!"

"Goodnight Ash!"

Ash ran upstairs and into his room. Mrs. Ketchum looked at Misty. "Misty, can I talk to you for a minute?" Before Misty could answer, she heard shouts coming from Ash's room. "PIKACHU! WHY THE HECK DID YOU PUKE KETCHUP ON MY BED?!" Ignoring them, Misty responded. "Sure Mrs. Ketchum. What do you want to talk about?"

"Well Misty, I want to know what you and Ash have been up to while I was gone. How did you two fall in lo..."

Ash's screams interrupted them. "I DON'T CARE IF YOU ATE TOO MUCH KETCHUP! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU HAD TO PUKE ON MY BED INSTEAD OF THE FLOOR!"

"Anyway, how did you two fall in love?"

"If I tell you the whole story, it'll take a while. So you might want to sit down."

"Okay."

They went into the living room and sat on the couch. Misty told Mrs. Ketchum the whole story. Mrs. Ketchum was quiet while Misty told her tale. The only noise besides Misty was the intermittent screams from Ash's room.

When Misty was done, Mrs. Ketchum's mouth was hanging open. When Mrs. Ketchum regained her composure, she started laughing. "What's so funny Mrs. Ketchum?"

"You must really love Ash if you went through all that trouble!"

"I guess you're right. I do love Ash a lot."

"Now Misty, I have a few questions for you."

"Like what?"

"Like when are you two getting married?"

Ash, who had just walked into the room to get to the kitchen for some paper towels, froze in his tracks.

"AHHHHHHHH! MOM! ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE JUST GOT TOGETHER!"

Both he and Misty were blushing bright red.

"I know Ash. But you just make such a cute couple!"

"If we do get married, it probably wouldn't be for a couple of years."

"Fine. But when can I expect grandchildren?"

Ash and Misty both look at their watches and say in unison, "Gee, will you look at the time? I better get to bed! Goodnight!" they both raced up the stairs and into their rooms as fast as they could. Mrs. Ketchum just smiled. "They make such a cute little couple!" She said to herself.

Chameleon Freak: Welcome to today's edition of Inside the Authors Studio! Today's guest is Ash's mom, Mrs. Ketchum! Welcome to the show!

Mrs. Ketchum: Thank you for having me Mr. Freak.

Chameleon Freak thinking to himself: Why does everyone call me Mr. Freak?

Chameleon Freak out loud: Do you have any questions for me?

Mrs. Ketchum: I have two. First, Are you the one who makes all of the decisions of what will happen in the story?

Chameleon Freak: Yes I am.

Mrs. Ketchum: Oh good! Then can you make Ash propose to Misty in the next chapter?

Chameleon Freak thinking to himself: If I give the wrong answer here, she'll probably threaten to knock me unconscious like everyone else.

Chameleon Freak out loud: Ummmmmmmmmmm. No.

Mrs. Ketchum: WHAT?! WHY NOT?! THEY WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER! IF YOU DON'T MAKE MY LITTLE BOY ASH PROPOSE TO MISTY IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, I'LL KNOCK YOU UNCONSIOUS AND WRITE THE STORY MYSELF!

Chameleon Freak thinking to himself: Rats! I made the wrong choice! Oh well. I'll just have to deal with it.

Chameleon Freak out loud: Mrs. Ketchum, I'd like you to meet my tranquilizer dart gun! I know you want to meet it! It wantsto meet you too! Chameleon Freak shoots Mrs. Ketchum with a dart and she falls over asleep. As I've said time and time again, END OF DISCUSSION!