-Sorry you guys. I was going to get this up on Friday, but then I got lazy and Saturday I had an all day waterpolo camp (my legs, my legs and back and anything else that you can name is dead...) anyhoo. Thank you all who have reviewed.

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Mare na Var- he isn't dead. He's just not receiving phone calls... grin anyhoo. Thanks but could you for once say something useful about my story instead of music lyrics... talk to ya tomorrow.

Thanks again for the reviews. They make me feel like this is going to go somewhere. Well enjoy and again sorry for the lateness.

Chapter 9 – Explanations Part 2

When Harry was finished, he wiped the mirror of steam and jumped in surprise. Starring back at him was not the face that he had seen the day before. His skin was still its pale, olive colour. His messy hair if anything looked worse; but now it felt silkier. His face seemed more elongated. His emerald green eyes were still as vivid as ever, though.

Then he realized that he was also two inches taller than his old 5'6", no were close to Ron's 6'3" but at least taller than 'Mione's 5'5". As he examined the rest of his body he noticed the slight muscle on his chest; so he wasn't exactly ripped, but compared to before he looked like the Terminator -Govonator to all those in California-.

After his examination of his 'new' self he pulled on his clothes and walked back towards his room. Four lovely women sat on his bed when he closed the door. His trunk was open and seemed to be packed with everything from his room that belonged to him except Dudley's old clothes.

"Don't worry about clothes, you'll need new ones in a few days at tops, we'll get some for you before then," Pheonix said her nose stuck in his DADA book.

"Awwww, do we have to go shopping?" Serpent, Luna, and Skye said in unison sounding uncannily like triplets.

"No, you guys don't, but Harry, you do." Harry's face dropped, he was hoping to escape also.

"Don't give me that face," Pheonix said, "or I'll drag Hermione too and let me tell you she is a lot worst than I am," The others shuddered. "Oh stop it you three," Pheonix said commanding respect.

"Well it's 8:30. Do you want breakfast?" Harry asked.

"FOOD!" Luna practically yelled. "Where?" Serpent turned around and hit her over the head with Harry's Divination book from last year. "OW," Luna complained. "Why'd you do that?"

"Because you were disturbing the quiet of the room," Serpent said in her silky sweet voice that was obviously being faked. Harry smiled, while Skye and Phoenix laughed for a minute, both laughed very loudly, though Phoenix was the loudest.

"OK I'll take that as a yes," Harry said as he opened the door. "Oh you wouldn't happen to know where my relatives are, would you?" Harry asked in a sweet voice, a smile gracing his face afterward. Phoenix and Serpent looked at him with wide innocent eyes.

"Well, we may have left a note saying they had won a contest in some far off area of England," Serpent and Phoenix said in unison with slight smirks on there faces. "Don't worry they wont be back for at least half a day. Anyway lets get breakfast ready, come on you guys," Phoenix told the present persons.

"So what are you going to make?" Luna asked once they were down stairs and Serpent, Luna, and Skye were reading again.

"Eggs, bacon, toast, that all good with you guys?" Harry asked as he got the said foods out of the fridge.

"Yeah fine, don't let us bother you." Skye said as they continued reading.

Harry looked at them with a raised eyebrow and was about to say something when Phoenix said, "Don't, they'll just burn the kitchen down. But I'll help, I'm not too bad myself." She walked around finding various cooking apparel. After half an hour of cooking everyone had a plate and were eating boisterously.

"So Maria, you written more on that story?" Phoenix asked

"Yep, but you can't read it till later, Diana," Skye/Maria said

"Awwww, you're so mean sometimes. It was just getting to the good bit too," Phoenix/Diana whined. Harry looked at them in confusion.

"Wait, what? Why the name change suddenly?" Harry asked.

"Well, you don't think that we go around calling ourselves Serpent and Phoenix all the time do you?" Harry looked at them confusion all over his face. "They're our nicknames. We were just using them until we were allowed to tell you the truth; and now that we have finished eating," Diana looked around the table, "we can. Well as you know my name is Diana, this is Maria points to Skye, this is Juliana or Anna points to Serpent, and this is Isabella or Izzy or Isa points to Luna." Harry looked at each in turn, the confusion gone from his face.

"The rest of this story gets odd, so bare with us," Maria said. Luna opened his Charms book from last year and began reading again.

"Right to begin with we aren't exactly from this world, to put it lightly," Anna said while reading his Divination book from last year.

"What!?" Harry exploded.

"Have you ever heard of Alternate Realities?" Diana asked after glaring at Anna, who looked back with mild amusement. Harry's eyes widened in response. "I'll take that as a yes. Well think about this. There is an Earth out there with no magic, only books can show us it. But that doesn't mean there isn't a Hogwarts. In our reality a woman by the name of Joanne Kathleen Rowling has written about your world," Diana stated slowly letting it sink into Harry's mind.

"Actually, she wrote about you," Maria, Izzy, and Anna said in unison.

"Would you three stop acting like triplets for once in your lives?" Diana said irritably.

- Alright you guys I've written enough for tonight. I'll post next weekend when I have it written up. That is if I haven't died from waterpolo. Wish me luck on making varsity. Talk to you all then hope you have enjoyed this so far.