Chapter 3:

The Chainsaw King of Texas Arrives

Jason started to tighten his grip on Ash's throat to the point that Ash started being able to not breath. Ash started to punch and bite Jason, but nothing seemed to work. "Listen man, I never meant to insult your mom like that! Just for the love of god let me go!" Ash pleaded with Jason with all his breath.

Jason was listening to Ash's pleading words, but didn't let go. Instead, he took Ash and threw him across the room. Ash went flying through the air and through the wall of the cabin, landing on the top of the car. "God damnit! I just bought this car! Now look at the top, its dented as hell! Fuck! That's it asshole, your going down!" Ash yelled.

He turned on the chainsaw as Jason slowly walked out of the cabin. He walked over to the car, and tried to slash Ash with his machete, but Ash jumped over him and slash Jason across the back with the chainsaw. "Ah, you like that! Do you? You want some more big fella?" Ash said taunting Jason.

Jason turned and seemed angrier then usual. He kept trying to stab Ash with his machete but couldn't hit him because Ash kept blocking it with his chainsaw. As their battle waged on, they went deeper into the woods. As they fought, it started becoming night. Ash started to notice and suddenly became afraid. "Oh no! No this can't happen to me! Not again! Hey, Jason, can we maybe postpone this battle to maybe, lets say tomorrow morning?"

Jason not comprehending what Ash meant, took his machete and threw at it Ash. Ash saw it and ducked as it flew straight over his head. "No? Fine! Oh, would you watch where your throwing that thing please?! You've almost decapitated me twice now!"

And then, it was black, completely black. All the two could see were each other's silhouettes in the night. Ash new what was about to happen, but there was no way for him to run away. Then, he heard something behind him. Trees started to split and he heard a hideous hissing sound behind him. "Oh no, here we go again!" Ash yelled.

Ash was tired of being chased by this invisible evil force, but it seemed to happen to him a lot. "I don't know about you, Jason, but I'm getting the hell out of here." Ash said running past him and patting him on the shoulder.

Ash started to run and towards the cabin, and he could hear the evil behind him as he ran. He was awfully tired from battling Jason for so long and felt like he was going to pass out, but he knew if he did, he would become evil so he pressed onward. He cut down trees and threw rocks behind him trying to stop that force from coming at him, but nothing was working. Finally, Ash could see the cabin ahead, Ash ran towards. As he reached the cabin, he could here the sound of the force going away, but then his ear caught the sound of something else, a buzzing sound, the sound of chainsaw! Ash looked down at his arm where the chainsaw was connected. "Mines off, so whose is…" Ash got out before the blade of a chainsaw was shoved in his face.

"Whoa! What the hell is going on here?! First Freddy, then Jason, and I'm guessing that this is…hmm let me look at you." Ash said.

He turned to look, and there, standing in front of him was Leather Face. He had many pieces of skin sown to his face and body. "Oh god! You seriously need some help here man! What's with wearing other peoples skin Leather?"

Leather Face stared at him, and then lifted the chainsaw and tried to cut Ash. Ash dodged out of the way and jumped onto the hood of the car. He put his hand behind his head, and pulled out his trusty Boomstick! "You feeling lucky, punk? Do ya'?" Ash said, quoting Dirty Harry.

Leather Face charged at Ash, shoving the chainsaw through the car. "Would you be careful with that thing! I just got this car! Thanks to you and Jason I'm going to have to buy a new one! Is this because you didn't like Dirty Harry?" Ash said, pointing his Boomstick at Leather Face.

"Eat Boomstick baby." Ash said pulling the trigger.

Leather Face flew backwards and hit a tree and blacked out. "Well that was easy." Ash remarked, walking over to the body.

Ash stood over what appeared to be Leather Face's dead body and was in awe that he was able to kill him. "Well, this is one battle that should go down in the books. I think maybe I should cut his head off and put it on a mantle." He said sarcastically.

Right as he said that, Leather Face awakened and lunged his chainsaw at Ash. "Can't you damn monsters ever stay dead?!" Ash yelled.

Continued in Chapter III