Hikarie: Well I'm back yay! This time with hopefully a decent chappie. First of all I would like to thank all the wonderful people out there who reviewed! hugs the ever lasting life out of her first R&Rs Thank you so much for reviewing, you don't know how much it means to me. Also I'm really sorry about the late update I'll try not to let it happen again. I'm sorry that my story was so short I tried to make it longer but it's just sooooo hard X-X. Oh yes and today's special guest is... the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

Blue Eyes White Dragon: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhh Raawwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaarrrrrhhh!!!!!!!!

Hikarie: Um he's going to say the disclaimer today every one so you might want to take a step back... heh

Blue Eyes White Dragon: Raaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhh GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hikarie: Well I'm not quite sure what that means but it's a disclaimer all right so-

Kaiba: My Blue Eyes 'baby-waby' Dragon! Oh where have you been I was so worried, now don't you dare ever scare daddy again like that. snuggle nuzzle

Hikarie: o.O'

Tea: o.O'

Bakura: o.O'

Malik: o.O'

Serenity: o.O'

Joey: o.O'

Tristen:

Yugi: Heh, he thinks his dragon is soooo great but he's wrong! laughs like a maniac You are my dear. stands back and lets the over whelming presens of the Dark Magician Girl forth

Hikarie: ........On with the story! glares at Yugi and whispers You are soooo no longer my fav! I'd take Kaiba over you any day!

2.A Real Fashion Disaster!

Tea straightened up and looked at herself in one of the many full- length mirrors in the Kaiba house; she did look good in the maid uniform. Yes that's right 'maid' uniform. Just thinking about it made her sick.

flash back

After her appointment with Kaiba she had gone home and waited for his letter it took exactly one week from the minute she left to get into her hands and when it did she it opened so quickly that she'd torn part of the letter. But it was still read able and what Tea read made her want to kill Kaiba.

To a Miss. Gardner: KaibaCorps would like to thank you for your application and have a job ready and waiting for you now, you are one of the lucky few that are addiquit for this job. Your job will be personal servant and maid to Master Kaiba himself. The KaibaCorps expects your answer by nine o'clock to night for if you do accept you will be leaving your home tomorrow and living at Master Kaiba's Mansion till you quit, retire, or have been let go. You will have one day off (Sunday) and will hold the working hours of 2:30 p.m., and end at 8:30 p.m. On Saturday's you will work from 6:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.

The phone number for KaibaCorps is: 373-8163

After that she had crumpled up the piece of paper and picked up the phone and called up KaibaCorps. She was not the least bit surprised when the person who answered was Kaiba himself. (phone conversation, Kaiba in bold)

"Hello?"

"Hi Kaiba I got your letter. You have such a way with words ya' know?"

"Yes, that's why I personally sat down and wrote it for you." Kaiba loved this just hearing the anger in her voice at the hand written letter from him was enough to make him laugh.

"Well thank you for giving a maid such a huge honor."

Kaiba could hear her voice leaking with sarcasm so he decided to play along. "So does that mean your going to take the job?" There was a pause and Kaiba thought she had hung up he new that she didn't really want or need a job. It had all probably been just another scheme to try and turn him into good guy-

"Yes Kaiba that means I'm taking the job. I'll be there tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m." And with that she hung up the phone. Leaving a speechless Kaiba with one more unwanted and unneeded maid.

End flash back

Tea sighed and looked at herself in the mirror. When she'd first arived at Kaiba's mansion -she'd been working there about a week- she couldn't believe the stupid maid uniforms! A way too short, and I mean short even by her standards, black dress with a gathering of white lace at the collar and high, like thigh high black boots! Yes a very unreasonable outfit but still very cute she thought. And with that she turned to leave.

She had been working in Kaiba's room; he was such a pig for a genius. Tea had been working over time because he had said that she hadn't done an adaquit job, or Master Kaiba had said, which she now had to call him since she was a servant. Tea was on her way out and walking rather quickly when WHAM! Something or should I say someone ran right smack into her, and guess what? Lucky her she was on the bottom. The person who landed on top of her was not so happy either. Kaiba who had been up late working on a special project and was just about to finish it when someone had clumsily walked into him. When the two people realized whom they had walked into they desperately tried to get up. Unfortunately though Tea's legs were entwined with his and Kaiba couldn't get off Tea so they were stuck.

"Kaiba! Get off!" Tea cried as she desperately and not to any avail tried to push him off.

"You don't know how much I wish I could." Kaiba answered back narrowing his eyes and glaring at her.

"You're enjoying this Kaiba!!!" Tea yelled as again she tried to push him off.

"WHAT!? Are you saying that me, The Great Kaiba is enjoying being stuck on top of a maid?!" He could hardly hold his anger in any more, but what Tea'd said was partly true (A/n: I don't care how stony Kaiba is! He's a teenager and a guy and by goodness he's got hormones so he has to be feeling something...-.-) he could feel all the curves of her body underneath him and... 'what am I thinking! This is Tea Gardner!' And with that he began to reach for his laptop, which had fallen about 7in. above Tea's head.

"W-what are you doing Kaiba?" Tea said to her horror as each time Kaiba got closer to his laptop the bottom of her dress rode up and since it was already such a short dress it didn't have that far to go.

"Well if you must know I'm going to send an e-mail for help." He said with a huff.

"Why don't you just yell or something?" Tea said desperately as she tried to free her hand from under Kaiba so that she could pull her dress down.

"The walls are sound proof." He said in a monotone. "There almost got it"-

"STOP!" Tea yelled and with a final push got him off, but it was too late the damage had been done. Tea was now standing in front of (a sitting) Kaiba blushing. He could see her underwear and that was certainly something he did not want to see. And all that was going through Tea's mind at the moment was... 'Why did I have to ware the pink ones with the Dark Magician girl on the front?'

Hikarie: Ok peep's that's it - hope you like I know some of the things are far fetched but... it's my first story so work with me! Ok I'm running slim on a few ideas and I have a big question, I was gonna make Yugi/Yami jealous of Tea and how she goes out to work for Kaiba and make Yugi/Yami start hitting on Tea (this will be after Kaiba and Tea um get feelings for each other) ok so any way I need your opinion and your help so pleas R&R and don't be afraid to speak out! -

-outties