Finally! I'm back! Woo hoo! Did you NOT hear me? I SAID WOO HOO!!!!!
Everyone jump for joy! DO IT! Humans these days, can't take things into
excitement...does that even make sense? Whatever. Well I really am having fun
talking and all, to myself most likely, but I should probably get back to
the story seeing as how I made you wait and everything.
Disclaimer: Just to let you freaking people know for the fucking millionth time... I don't own sailor mon, or moon, you know whatever you want to call it. (Yes I know that sounds stupid and I know that sailor moon has never and will never be called sailor mon, I just typed wrong and used it to my convenience, and I probably did ruin the joke by adding this... you know what? I'm talking too much. I'll just shut up now)
BUSTED! Dealing with Daddy
"Serena's P.O.V."
Oh just fucking bloody great! I did not need this to happen today, or tonight whichever you want to call it. I was about to, eh hem, "do something" with Darien and my goddamn parents came home! I thought they were gonna rent a hotel or something!!!!!
Darien's still on top of me. Blowing the top in 5-4-3-2-
"What did I say? GET THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!" Now his vein is starting to throb. "NOW DAMMNIT! YOU CRADLE-ROBBING JACKASS!!!!!"
This is exactly what I needed tonight. I probably shouldn't say anything right now, but damn. My father is yelling at the sexiest man on earth and my potential lover. There goes another cheesy line in my head, I should really get therapy.
"I WILL GO UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU ARE NOT GONE BY THAT TIME I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!!!" Here comes the bride, her husbands gonna die. Her father will shoot him and his body's going... what rhymes with him?
"Darien, don't leave yet. I have something say." It was a long shot, but damnit! I need this sexy creature that's lying on top of me!
"Serena, your father wants to shoot me, how do you expect to get through to him?" He whispered back. Ah, the ignorance of men. You see, my plan was that mom could go talk to him. I'm not saying my father is a pervert or anything, but he and mom haven't had any time to themselves in a while, so he'll pretty much do anything for sex. I just have to go have a talk with my trusty mom over there. Or Darien could act like he was drunk and passed out. Like I tried to help him and he passed out on top of me. Hey! That could work!
"Darien?" I hope dad falls for it. "Pass out for me, kay?"
"What? Why?" Ah, how to explain this to a simple minded, yet sexy, man.
"If my dad thinks you passed out we could get away with this. If he doesn't kill you he can always call your parents. He knows everyone; he's the president of the P. T. A.!"
"Shit!" I think dare-bear just agreed to my plan. Wait, hold on a minute. Did I just say Dare-bear? I really have hung out with my boyfriend- obsessed friends waaaaayyy too much.
"SERENA? IS THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE OUT OF MY HOUSE?????" Daddy's back. Whoopee.
Darien just went limp. Causing me not to breathe. Maybe I should have thought this through more.
"No dad. I tried to tell you, but you were to busy yelling. Did you not see that my friend here passed out?" Dad was speechless. I love doing that to him. Well, actually I just love to do that to all people that think they are smarter than me.
Dad started to get a closer look. He didn't look too pissed now.
"What happened?" Dad sighed. Looks like he really wanted to catch me having sex so he could have an excuse to keep me away from boys.
"Well, he was at Greg's party. He's kind of a friend of mine. It looks like someone spiked the punch. I didn't have any, don't worry." I had to add that in before dad got really pissed. "I offered to drive him home, but then I'd have no way to get home, because Amy was gonna stay at Greg's and everyone else was too. The only car left was Darien's. I couldn't go to his house, I mean, I don't want to be stuck in his apartment while he's drunk do I?" I saw dad's reaction. I knew what he was going to ask next. Exactly how did I get into this position? I hope I figure out a good answer to that one.
"Exactly how did you get into this position?" What'd I tell ya?
"Well, I was cleaning him up. He was sweating and kind of, well, just a little delirious. I sat next to him and handed him some Advil and water. Then he just passed out on top of me. I was trying to get him off when you walked through the door." Now, it looks like dad is buying it. This is good.
"Okay. Fine. I'll take him home and you can drive his car over." Darien started to stir. I think he's gonna "wake up".
"Darien's P.O.V."
I heard Serena's explanation. I wonder if she ever thought of going into acting. At least half of it was true. Everyone did stay at Greg's house. I decided it was my turn to play into our little story.
"What happened?" I held my head in attempt to fake a headache.
"You mean you don't remember? You passed out Darien." Serena said as she tried to get up. Heh, guess I was heavy. You know what though? She's really comfy.
"Oh shi-shoot. I'm sorry. Did I try anything on you? I'm really sorry if I did." I faked innocence. Not really hard to do when you're a virgin. Father's and there goddamn interference. At least he didn't see Serena in full on make-out mode. Then we'd be in deep shit.
"No, you didn't try anything Darien. You were actually a gentlemen." She sounded surprised. I locked eyes with her. A silent communication between the two of us. She told me that I really was a gentleman this whole night. Not just in her story.
"Really? I'm glad." I turned around and there was Serena's mother with tears in her eyes. I wonder where she was this whole time. Probably in the kitchen or upstairs. Anywhere to get away from her angry husband.
"Okay, let's get you home." Mr. Tsukino said. He probably wants me out of his house as soon as possible.
... "A couple of minutes later"...
"Darien, I want you to know that Serena is very special to me, being my only daughter and all..." I have been in the car with this man for only a couple of minutes and he was already giving me lectures on not having sex? I mean come on! We didn't do anything, well at least not in his mind. He probably still thought we did do something and was only being nice for Sere's sake. Sere? I kind of like it. I'm gonna call her that from now on.
"...Okay?" He finished talking. I guess I should reply.
"Yes, sir. I would never do anything that would hurt your daughter sir." Typical response to a father. That was easy.
... "Another couple of minutes"...
"Thank you sir." I got out of the car and waited for him to pull out so Serena could get my precious car into the driveway.
She pulled up and parked. "Hey! Let me walk you up!" Serena ran up to me and handed over my keys.
"You're a good actress you know that? You should get into a college for the arts."
"Thanks. You are too."
"I do want to finish where we left off though." I said seductively. She was shaking. I guessed it was more from earlier activities than from the weather. I still gave her my jacket though.
"Thanks, but you'll need it."
"My house is right here, you're going to be in the car and you'll probably be outside more than me. Besides, there are tons more in the closet."
"Alright. I'll talk to you later. And about continuing...maybe later." She walked away. I should've known she'd make me wait. And probably for a very long time too. Damnit!
Disclaimer: Just to let you freaking people know for the fucking millionth time... I don't own sailor mon, or moon, you know whatever you want to call it. (Yes I know that sounds stupid and I know that sailor moon has never and will never be called sailor mon, I just typed wrong and used it to my convenience, and I probably did ruin the joke by adding this... you know what? I'm talking too much. I'll just shut up now)
BUSTED! Dealing with Daddy
"Serena's P.O.V."
Oh just fucking bloody great! I did not need this to happen today, or tonight whichever you want to call it. I was about to, eh hem, "do something" with Darien and my goddamn parents came home! I thought they were gonna rent a hotel or something!!!!!
Darien's still on top of me. Blowing the top in 5-4-3-2-
"What did I say? GET THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!" Now his vein is starting to throb. "NOW DAMMNIT! YOU CRADLE-ROBBING JACKASS!!!!!"
This is exactly what I needed tonight. I probably shouldn't say anything right now, but damn. My father is yelling at the sexiest man on earth and my potential lover. There goes another cheesy line in my head, I should really get therapy.
"I WILL GO UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU ARE NOT GONE BY THAT TIME I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!!!" Here comes the bride, her husbands gonna die. Her father will shoot him and his body's going... what rhymes with him?
"Darien, don't leave yet. I have something say." It was a long shot, but damnit! I need this sexy creature that's lying on top of me!
"Serena, your father wants to shoot me, how do you expect to get through to him?" He whispered back. Ah, the ignorance of men. You see, my plan was that mom could go talk to him. I'm not saying my father is a pervert or anything, but he and mom haven't had any time to themselves in a while, so he'll pretty much do anything for sex. I just have to go have a talk with my trusty mom over there. Or Darien could act like he was drunk and passed out. Like I tried to help him and he passed out on top of me. Hey! That could work!
"Darien?" I hope dad falls for it. "Pass out for me, kay?"
"What? Why?" Ah, how to explain this to a simple minded, yet sexy, man.
"If my dad thinks you passed out we could get away with this. If he doesn't kill you he can always call your parents. He knows everyone; he's the president of the P. T. A.!"
"Shit!" I think dare-bear just agreed to my plan. Wait, hold on a minute. Did I just say Dare-bear? I really have hung out with my boyfriend- obsessed friends waaaaayyy too much.
"SERENA? IS THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE OUT OF MY HOUSE?????" Daddy's back. Whoopee.
Darien just went limp. Causing me not to breathe. Maybe I should have thought this through more.
"No dad. I tried to tell you, but you were to busy yelling. Did you not see that my friend here passed out?" Dad was speechless. I love doing that to him. Well, actually I just love to do that to all people that think they are smarter than me.
Dad started to get a closer look. He didn't look too pissed now.
"What happened?" Dad sighed. Looks like he really wanted to catch me having sex so he could have an excuse to keep me away from boys.
"Well, he was at Greg's party. He's kind of a friend of mine. It looks like someone spiked the punch. I didn't have any, don't worry." I had to add that in before dad got really pissed. "I offered to drive him home, but then I'd have no way to get home, because Amy was gonna stay at Greg's and everyone else was too. The only car left was Darien's. I couldn't go to his house, I mean, I don't want to be stuck in his apartment while he's drunk do I?" I saw dad's reaction. I knew what he was going to ask next. Exactly how did I get into this position? I hope I figure out a good answer to that one.
"Exactly how did you get into this position?" What'd I tell ya?
"Well, I was cleaning him up. He was sweating and kind of, well, just a little delirious. I sat next to him and handed him some Advil and water. Then he just passed out on top of me. I was trying to get him off when you walked through the door." Now, it looks like dad is buying it. This is good.
"Okay. Fine. I'll take him home and you can drive his car over." Darien started to stir. I think he's gonna "wake up".
"Darien's P.O.V."
I heard Serena's explanation. I wonder if she ever thought of going into acting. At least half of it was true. Everyone did stay at Greg's house. I decided it was my turn to play into our little story.
"What happened?" I held my head in attempt to fake a headache.
"You mean you don't remember? You passed out Darien." Serena said as she tried to get up. Heh, guess I was heavy. You know what though? She's really comfy.
"Oh shi-shoot. I'm sorry. Did I try anything on you? I'm really sorry if I did." I faked innocence. Not really hard to do when you're a virgin. Father's and there goddamn interference. At least he didn't see Serena in full on make-out mode. Then we'd be in deep shit.
"No, you didn't try anything Darien. You were actually a gentlemen." She sounded surprised. I locked eyes with her. A silent communication between the two of us. She told me that I really was a gentleman this whole night. Not just in her story.
"Really? I'm glad." I turned around and there was Serena's mother with tears in her eyes. I wonder where she was this whole time. Probably in the kitchen or upstairs. Anywhere to get away from her angry husband.
"Okay, let's get you home." Mr. Tsukino said. He probably wants me out of his house as soon as possible.
... "A couple of minutes later"...
"Darien, I want you to know that Serena is very special to me, being my only daughter and all..." I have been in the car with this man for only a couple of minutes and he was already giving me lectures on not having sex? I mean come on! We didn't do anything, well at least not in his mind. He probably still thought we did do something and was only being nice for Sere's sake. Sere? I kind of like it. I'm gonna call her that from now on.
"...Okay?" He finished talking. I guess I should reply.
"Yes, sir. I would never do anything that would hurt your daughter sir." Typical response to a father. That was easy.
... "Another couple of minutes"...
"Thank you sir." I got out of the car and waited for him to pull out so Serena could get my precious car into the driveway.
She pulled up and parked. "Hey! Let me walk you up!" Serena ran up to me and handed over my keys.
"You're a good actress you know that? You should get into a college for the arts."
"Thanks. You are too."
"I do want to finish where we left off though." I said seductively. She was shaking. I guessed it was more from earlier activities than from the weather. I still gave her my jacket though.
"Thanks, but you'll need it."
"My house is right here, you're going to be in the car and you'll probably be outside more than me. Besides, there are tons more in the closet."
"Alright. I'll talk to you later. And about continuing...maybe later." She walked away. I should've known she'd make me wait. And probably for a very long time too. Damnit!