Yuna and her party were sitting around the campfire, having just bored the hell out of eachother with reliving twenty hours of gameplay. Rikku was staring at Auron's bottle. Soon, everyone else became aware of this and stared at Rikku.

"Auron, why do you have that bottle anyway?" He looked up at her slowly, and raised an eyebrow.

"Wer'e in the ruins of Zanarkand. There are no toilets here." Tidus blanched.

"You dirty old bastard! I've seen you drink from that before!!" He waved his hands emphetically. Aurons shrugged.

"Thus is the magic of the Pissing Bottle..." Wakka drew a little circle on his temple with his finger. Kimahri nodded agreeingly.

"But Sir Auron, how.. Does that work?" Auron shrugged again, and took a sip. Everyone edged away from him.

"It is an ancient magic...-"

"That involves getting pissed on your own piss?" Lulu looked at him scathingly. Auron nodded.

"Riiiiight.. Sorry I asked guys..."

"Thats okay. The party went silent, as Yuna glared at the author meaningly for calling them a party instead of Yuna-and-her-guardians. The author stuck her fingers up at her.

"So… Wakka, what exactly is that cup on your shoulder for?" Yuna questioned. Wakka blushed

"Don't ask me ya, the costume designers-" He was met with glares-"Uhh, that guy who makes rugs, he made it."

"You're a bad liar, Wakka. And a pointless one too." Lulu stared at him. "I mean, after you play blitzball, dosnt that thing just retain water?" Wakka looked at her for a few seconds. His eyes began to well up.

"OKAY OKAY! I admit it! I'm a fiend with gills on my shoulder and I need water to be there or I'll die, ya??" He broke down into sobs. Everyone turned to Lulu.

"So whats with the dolls?" Rikku asked. Lulu tossed her hair apathetically.

"…They help me concerntrate." Tidus edged up to her and nudged her in the ribs.

"Naaah, Lulu cant sleep alone in the dark yet, huh? Can yaa, can yaaa? Aaaaawh-" Lulu glared at him, and his head caught on fire. He began to run around squealing like a headless chicken, while little numbers popped off of his body.

"Yeah, whats with those?" Yuna pointed at the numbers. "You get green ones too!" Lulu shrugged.

"I think its how much you need to pay for your life insurance, or something." Tidus continued to run, until Auron sloshed the contents of the Pissing Bottle over him. He stopped and sat down next to Yuna.

"So Yuna, how come you can walk on water, but its always me, Wakka and Rikku that have to do the swimming?" Yuna blushed.

"Umm… No reason." Tidus poked her.

"I'll pull your braid out!!"

"Okay okay!" Yuna took a deep breath.

"I like seeing you wet." Everyone present snorted.

"Way to go Yunie! Booyah!" Rikku punched the air. Tidus ran his hand through his hair.

"Oh yeeeeah baby-" Yuna slapped him.

"Quiet, dung brains." Tidus walked off to sulk on top of the little hill. Kimahri looked at each of them in turn.

"If no one else goes, Kimahri must." He rose, and walked off alone towards Zanarkand. The interrogation continued.

"Hey Rikku, whats with your stupid hair, eh?" She turned to Wakka and scowled.

"Says Mr Palm Tree Man!" Yuna sat quietly, throwing apebble at the back of Tidus's head every so often. It was fun to hear him squeak.

Kimahri got eaten by Sin, and Tidus threw a hissy fit. They both died, of course. Yuna got her brain in gear and realised that the little numbers weren't anything to do with insurance, and so painted a little 99999999999999999999 on Sin, who was immediately pulverized. Yu Yevon ran. Or rolled, floated, whatever it does. Anyway, they lived happily ever after.