A/n: M's turn 2 write! Yay! Our pennames are still the same. We don't
know grace's cuz she 4got it.
Anywayz, on w/ the story!
To Hell and Back
Sally sold herself to the devil.
No joke.
Her next door neighbor had grown very fond of her. She constantly told Sally of her daughter, who was named after a plant.
What was it again? Rose, Lily, Geranium- no, Rapunzel! Sally forgot the name sometimes.
Apparently the witch had locked her in a tower or something. Sally declined when the witch offered to take her there.
It was her neighbor that introduced her to the devil.
"So, Sally," he said, "you wanna join my evil legion?"
"Lemme see, who else is in it?" she asked.
"Hm. well, the number is growing everyday. The guys at Enron, AJ from the Backstreet Boys, the producers of Fear Factor, Kid Rock, oh and Britney Spears.. I can't remember anyone else right now. Are you thirsty?"
"Well, I am in a very fiery place right now."
He snapped his fingers, and a boy with orange hair came in with two beers. "Thanks, Carrot top," Lucifer (aka the devil) said taking the beer of the tray.
"No problem," said Carrot top. He turned to give Sally her drink. "Need to make a collect call? Dial C-A-L-L-A-T-T. It's free for you, cheap for them."
"I don't use phones, I have a crystal ball at home," Sally answered.
Lucifer smiled, "Isn't he annoying? We made that stupid thing up."
"You must be so. PROUD," she said, forcing a smile.
He sighed, "I am. That's some of what you'll be doing. We make annoying commercial jingles. I'm sure you're familiar with the duck from Affleck?"
"Yep."
"All us."
"So, what else is there to do?"
"Oh, lots. You sign the papers giving me your soul, you get magic and you work for me."
"Ok, I need a pen."
Anywayz, on w/ the story!
To Hell and Back
Sally sold herself to the devil.
No joke.
Her next door neighbor had grown very fond of her. She constantly told Sally of her daughter, who was named after a plant.
What was it again? Rose, Lily, Geranium- no, Rapunzel! Sally forgot the name sometimes.
Apparently the witch had locked her in a tower or something. Sally declined when the witch offered to take her there.
It was her neighbor that introduced her to the devil.
"So, Sally," he said, "you wanna join my evil legion?"
"Lemme see, who else is in it?" she asked.
"Hm. well, the number is growing everyday. The guys at Enron, AJ from the Backstreet Boys, the producers of Fear Factor, Kid Rock, oh and Britney Spears.. I can't remember anyone else right now. Are you thirsty?"
"Well, I am in a very fiery place right now."
He snapped his fingers, and a boy with orange hair came in with two beers. "Thanks, Carrot top," Lucifer (aka the devil) said taking the beer of the tray.
"No problem," said Carrot top. He turned to give Sally her drink. "Need to make a collect call? Dial C-A-L-L-A-T-T. It's free for you, cheap for them."
"I don't use phones, I have a crystal ball at home," Sally answered.
Lucifer smiled, "Isn't he annoying? We made that stupid thing up."
"You must be so. PROUD," she said, forcing a smile.
He sighed, "I am. That's some of what you'll be doing. We make annoying commercial jingles. I'm sure you're familiar with the duck from Affleck?"
"Yep."
"All us."
"So, what else is there to do?"
"Oh, lots. You sign the papers giving me your soul, you get magic and you work for me."
"Ok, I need a pen."