A/n: the beautiful M writes again!
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Now, as you all know, dwarves are great miners and craftsman of the mountain halls.
Yeah, that's right, Sally knew that too.
She also knew that this mining thing involved diamond and rubies. Diamonds and rubies, for those of you who weren't aware or are currently insane, can get you a lot of money.
Sally liked money.
The people in charge of countries (like kings), usually have a lot of money. In other words, the people who have money have power.
Sally liked power.
So, with the reasons in mind, she started on her evil plan.
"So, um, Grumpy," she said, pointing to one of the dwarves.
"My name's Steve," he grumbled.
"I like Grumpy better," she said, "it stays."
"Ruddy woman," he grumbled.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that," she said. "Being nice to me is in your best interest."
"Why's that?"
"Just look at him," she said, pointing to the dwarf-formally-known-as-Gimli (Dopey).
He was drooling.
"What happened to him?" yawned one of the dwarves (Sleepy).
"It looks as though he's had a severe head injury," said another one (Doc).
Yet another (Bashful), turned to her and gulped, "What do we have to do?"
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Now, as you all know, dwarves are great miners and craftsman of the mountain halls.
Yeah, that's right, Sally knew that too.
She also knew that this mining thing involved diamond and rubies. Diamonds and rubies, for those of you who weren't aware or are currently insane, can get you a lot of money.
Sally liked money.
The people in charge of countries (like kings), usually have a lot of money. In other words, the people who have money have power.
Sally liked power.
So, with the reasons in mind, she started on her evil plan.
"So, um, Grumpy," she said, pointing to one of the dwarves.
"My name's Steve," he grumbled.
"I like Grumpy better," she said, "it stays."
"Ruddy woman," he grumbled.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that," she said. "Being nice to me is in your best interest."
"Why's that?"
"Just look at him," she said, pointing to the dwarf-formally-known-as-Gimli (Dopey).
He was drooling.
"What happened to him?" yawned one of the dwarves (Sleepy).
"It looks as though he's had a severe head injury," said another one (Doc).
Yet another (Bashful), turned to her and gulped, "What do we have to do?"