A/N Sorry this took so long to get up. I have been very busy. Also, I did
write a chapter, but it didn't get past the K- Censor, as somehow the
entire fellowship became gay. (Not a very large stretch of the
imagination. jk, I just funny for K to get "upset" with me again. LOL)
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Chapter 8 The Fellowship
Sleepy fell through the air into the arms of a tall, blonde elf. The elf gently put the dwarf down, and the whole fellowship looked at Sleepy amazed.
"This is good news!" said the tall, grayed wizard. "Now we have a guide for the mines of Moria."
The whole group looked at the dwarf expectantly, but Sleepy had already fallen asleep. At that moment, they heard a small voice from up above their heads, shouting down at them.
"That would be our dwarf. If u could be so kind to toss him back up to us, we'd be much obliged." Doc yelled down to the nine figures surrounding Sleepy.
The eight closest to Sleepy (who called themselves the "fellowship") looked up at the little dwarf in astonishment. The last creature crept quickly into the shadows beyond the fellowship's perception.
"And who, praytell, are you, Master Dwarf?" shouted a greasy man to Doc. He looked as though he hadn't showered in a few years.
"I am Doc. And this is Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, and Bashful. You have our cousin Sleepy, and we would like him back, thank you. We are under the control of an evil witch, and we won't be able to explain the loss of our hardworking cousin to her. Also, we won't be able to play charades anymore, because we need an even number (and Dopey is of no use- I don't know how an elf would befriend him for so long- aren't they supposed to be wise?) and Sleepy is does a great impersonation of a possum."
"Who is the evil witch?" shouted the elf. "Is her name Sarumen? Or, closer yet, is her name Arwen?"
But Doc was cut off from his reply when Sally stormed into the cave and shouted triumphantly. She grabbed the five remaining dwarves, and, cackling maliciously, and put them in a magical cage.
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A/N I am sorry this is short and stupid. The other one was a lot funnier, but it turned this into a slash fanfic, like half of the stories already out there. The Arwen part is because we don't think she was portrayed well in the movie. In the book, Aragorn did NOT have dream sequences with a slutty Arwen. So this is kind of in protest. Also, remember, its all good natured fun- so no need to write me an angry review. Though, of course, and angry review is better than no review. I will respond to all reviews of my chapter in the next chapter. So review, please!!! ~*~ C ~*~
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Chapter 8 The Fellowship
Sleepy fell through the air into the arms of a tall, blonde elf. The elf gently put the dwarf down, and the whole fellowship looked at Sleepy amazed.
"This is good news!" said the tall, grayed wizard. "Now we have a guide for the mines of Moria."
The whole group looked at the dwarf expectantly, but Sleepy had already fallen asleep. At that moment, they heard a small voice from up above their heads, shouting down at them.
"That would be our dwarf. If u could be so kind to toss him back up to us, we'd be much obliged." Doc yelled down to the nine figures surrounding Sleepy.
The eight closest to Sleepy (who called themselves the "fellowship") looked up at the little dwarf in astonishment. The last creature crept quickly into the shadows beyond the fellowship's perception.
"And who, praytell, are you, Master Dwarf?" shouted a greasy man to Doc. He looked as though he hadn't showered in a few years.
"I am Doc. And this is Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, and Bashful. You have our cousin Sleepy, and we would like him back, thank you. We are under the control of an evil witch, and we won't be able to explain the loss of our hardworking cousin to her. Also, we won't be able to play charades anymore, because we need an even number (and Dopey is of no use- I don't know how an elf would befriend him for so long- aren't they supposed to be wise?) and Sleepy is does a great impersonation of a possum."
"Who is the evil witch?" shouted the elf. "Is her name Sarumen? Or, closer yet, is her name Arwen?"
But Doc was cut off from his reply when Sally stormed into the cave and shouted triumphantly. She grabbed the five remaining dwarves, and, cackling maliciously, and put them in a magical cage.
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A/N I am sorry this is short and stupid. The other one was a lot funnier, but it turned this into a slash fanfic, like half of the stories already out there. The Arwen part is because we don't think she was portrayed well in the movie. In the book, Aragorn did NOT have dream sequences with a slutty Arwen. So this is kind of in protest. Also, remember, its all good natured fun- so no need to write me an angry review. Though, of course, and angry review is better than no review. I will respond to all reviews of my chapter in the next chapter. So review, please!!! ~*~ C ~*~