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Disclaimer: Characters feelings of Disney movies do not necessarily reflect the author's opinion. References used w/o permission from Disney.
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"Um, OW," said Grumpy as he was dropped into the cage.
"Sally," said Bashful, "could we lose the cage?"
It disappeared. Everyone thanked her except Sleepy, who was sleeping.
"Sally," said Doc, "why'd you do that?"
"I dunno. I just felt like being evil," she replied. "Plus that whole LoTR add-in was getting to me."
"She's insane," muttered Grumpy.
"Oh no!" cried Sally.
"What?" asked Bashful.
"I broke a nail trying to pick up one of you! The king will never want to marry me now!"
"King? What king?" asked Doc.
"Why would the king hate you just because of a nail?" asked Bashful.
"She's insane," muttered Grumpy.
"Haven't you ever seen Disney movies before?" asked Sally.
"We don't have a television," said Happy. "We can depend on ourselves for delightful entertainment."
"She's insane," muttered Grumpy.
"OK, Grumpy," said Sally. "We heard you the first time."
"What do Disney movies have to do with anything?" asked Sneezy.
"Well, in Disney movies all kinds of people become queens. Slaves, mermaids, bookworms, one even married a sleeping girl. I think that I have a good chance."
"What dope would marry a mermaid?" asked Grumpy.
"The same guy that falls in love with her because she has a pretty singing voice," answered Sally.
"Who?" he repeated.
"Prince Eric. Oh, never mind. The point is that none of those girls would have gotten anywhere unless they had perfect appearances."
"You mean they only get the guys because they're pretty?" asked Doc. "What kind of society are we living in?"
"This one," replied Bashful.
"I think it's pretty darn good!" said Happy.
"He's delirious," muttered Grumpy.
"What king are you going to marry?" asked Happy.
"Is he handsome?" asked Sneezy, who had strange tendencies.
"Is he rich?" asked Doc.
"Is he happy?" asked Happy.
"I'll bet he's stupid," muttered Grumpy.
"He's all of those things," said Sally. "Otherwise I wouldn't have picked him."
"Because he's stupid or handsome?" asked Bashful.
"Both."
"Wow," said Grumpy, "you're as bad as a Disney prince."
"Hey, a girl has to have standards."
"So," said Happy, "how are you going to get him to marry you?"
"I thought I'd try the Cinderella approach. Doc and Happy can be my ugly stepsisters."
"You have no idea how happy that makes me!" said Happy.
"You're insane," said Grumpy.
"And Grumpy can be my evil stepmother!"
"You smell like rotten cheese. He'd rather marry me," said Grumpy.
"Well, if he does, then you can carry out my evil plan!"
"Not in your life," muttered Grumpy.
"The rest of you can improvise," said Sally.
"But we need your help in what we should be, oh great one," said Bashful.
"Okay, you can be lawn ornaments," she said.
"Oh great one?! I don't know you people anymore," said Grumpy.
"You are so wise!" said Bashful.
"Wise? Bashful, have you been sniffing cleaning detergent again?" asked Grumpy.
"No. But now that you mention it, I did paint my room yesterday. It smelled funky."
"Okay, enough," said Sally. "We go to make my beautiful-but-tight dress, shoes that will cut off my circulation, and cosmetics that were tested on non human animals."
"Are you getting all this in hell?" asked Happy.
"Are you kidding? No! We're off to the nearest mall."
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We just wanna thank all the awesome ppl who have reviewed! I hope *hint hint* that you liked this chapter enough to review!
Disclaimer: Characters feelings of Disney movies do not necessarily reflect the author's opinion. References used w/o permission from Disney.
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"Um, OW," said Grumpy as he was dropped into the cage.
"Sally," said Bashful, "could we lose the cage?"
It disappeared. Everyone thanked her except Sleepy, who was sleeping.
"Sally," said Doc, "why'd you do that?"
"I dunno. I just felt like being evil," she replied. "Plus that whole LoTR add-in was getting to me."
"She's insane," muttered Grumpy.
"Oh no!" cried Sally.
"What?" asked Bashful.
"I broke a nail trying to pick up one of you! The king will never want to marry me now!"
"King? What king?" asked Doc.
"Why would the king hate you just because of a nail?" asked Bashful.
"She's insane," muttered Grumpy.
"Haven't you ever seen Disney movies before?" asked Sally.
"We don't have a television," said Happy. "We can depend on ourselves for delightful entertainment."
"She's insane," muttered Grumpy.
"OK, Grumpy," said Sally. "We heard you the first time."
"What do Disney movies have to do with anything?" asked Sneezy.
"Well, in Disney movies all kinds of people become queens. Slaves, mermaids, bookworms, one even married a sleeping girl. I think that I have a good chance."
"What dope would marry a mermaid?" asked Grumpy.
"The same guy that falls in love with her because she has a pretty singing voice," answered Sally.
"Who?" he repeated.
"Prince Eric. Oh, never mind. The point is that none of those girls would have gotten anywhere unless they had perfect appearances."
"You mean they only get the guys because they're pretty?" asked Doc. "What kind of society are we living in?"
"This one," replied Bashful.
"I think it's pretty darn good!" said Happy.
"He's delirious," muttered Grumpy.
"What king are you going to marry?" asked Happy.
"Is he handsome?" asked Sneezy, who had strange tendencies.
"Is he rich?" asked Doc.
"Is he happy?" asked Happy.
"I'll bet he's stupid," muttered Grumpy.
"He's all of those things," said Sally. "Otherwise I wouldn't have picked him."
"Because he's stupid or handsome?" asked Bashful.
"Both."
"Wow," said Grumpy, "you're as bad as a Disney prince."
"Hey, a girl has to have standards."
"So," said Happy, "how are you going to get him to marry you?"
"I thought I'd try the Cinderella approach. Doc and Happy can be my ugly stepsisters."
"You have no idea how happy that makes me!" said Happy.
"You're insane," said Grumpy.
"And Grumpy can be my evil stepmother!"
"You smell like rotten cheese. He'd rather marry me," said Grumpy.
"Well, if he does, then you can carry out my evil plan!"
"Not in your life," muttered Grumpy.
"The rest of you can improvise," said Sally.
"But we need your help in what we should be, oh great one," said Bashful.
"Okay, you can be lawn ornaments," she said.
"Oh great one?! I don't know you people anymore," said Grumpy.
"You are so wise!" said Bashful.
"Wise? Bashful, have you been sniffing cleaning detergent again?" asked Grumpy.
"No. But now that you mention it, I did paint my room yesterday. It smelled funky."
"Okay, enough," said Sally. "We go to make my beautiful-but-tight dress, shoes that will cut off my circulation, and cosmetics that were tested on non human animals."
"Are you getting all this in hell?" asked Happy.
"Are you kidding? No! We're off to the nearest mall."
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We just wanna thank all the awesome ppl who have reviewed! I hope *hint hint* that you liked this chapter enough to review!