M updates sooner than every1 thought she would!
She doesn't know why, as K and C won't update for another 27 years after this.
Ah well, she tries.
She re-updated this after some serious spelling words. Actually, she couldn't figure out what one of the words was. She apologizes.
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Sally- I mean QUEEN Sally- stepped out of her carriage, and into the pavement by the castle.
"Geez, no limo?" she muttered to Grumpy. "These people just don't know how to live."
"What was that, darling?" asked King Daft.
"I was remarking on how beautiful the castle looks in this light!" lied Queen Sally.
Queen Sally was really good at lying. Even better than regular Sally.
It was just a perk of being evil AND having a lot of power.
All off the sudden, Sally heard a loud squealing noise and saw several windows breaking.
"What was that?!" she cried, covering her ears.
"That's just Snow White," said the King. "Lovely singing voice, that girl has."
"Um. was that her SINGING VOICE?" asked Queen Sally.
"Yes. Everyone is always remarking on how lovely it is," bragged King Daft. "I personally think she'd be bigger than that Britney Spears if she got herself an agent."
"I doubt she has enough souls to sell to the devil for that," muttered Queen Sally.
"What was that?" asked the King.
"I was just remarking about how much I want to meet my new step daughter!"
Grumpy had stayed remarkably quite up to this point. "If that voice is lovely, that I'm the Queen of England."
"You are?" cried King Daft. "Sally, you should have told me you were related to royalty! I would have had a special room prepared for her!"
"She's not really the Queen of England. Grumpetta is insane. I only took her out of Fred's Funny Farm for the wedding," said the Queen.
"I am not insane!" cried Grumpy.
"Poor thing, in denial. She's very sensitive about it," said Queen Sally.
"You're the insane one! You married someone who has no clue who the Queen of England is!" cried Grumpy.
"Sorry, your highness," said the King. "We will arrange more proper accommodations for you this instant."
"See what I mean!" cried Grumpy. "He's the one that needs to go to a Funny Farm!"
"No need to get feisty, your highness," said the King. "I'm sorry I didn't recognize you."
"Just play along," hissed Queen Sally.
"Fine," said Grumpy. "I'd be glad to accept the rooms. But I want peace and quiet, so tell your daughter to SHUT UP!"
King Daft looked slightly offended, so Sally said, "You know how testy they are in England. She hasn't had her tea yet."
"That's so stereotyp-" he was cut off by Sally's hand on his mouth.
"Well, have Boris here take her to her rooms," said the King. "I'll show you my daughter!"
"Oh, I can't wait to meet her," winced Queen Sally.
They walked out to a courtyard.
A small, dark-haired little girl came running over.
"Daddy!" she cried, flinging herself on her father. "Did you get me any presents while you were away?!"
"Well Princess, I got you a new mommy," he said. "Meet Sally. Sally, meet Snow White."
"Snow White?" asked Queen Sally. "That's her name?"
"Hair as black as ebony, lips as red as a rose, skin as white as snow," explained King Daft. "Plus, her real name was Gertrude. How many Princess Gertrude's do you know? Snow White just flows off the tongue easier."
"Yep," said Queen Sally, "I guess it does."
"I wanted a pony!" Snow White broke in.
"I got you one yesterday," said the King.
"But it got dirty!" cried Snow White. "It went to the bathroom!"
"I'll get you a new one, then," said King Daft. "We can't have with that."
Queen Sally found this whole this nauseating. This kid needed something. Slave labor would do wonders from her.
Maybe it would even stop her from singing.
When she finally escaped from King Daft and the Princess Brat, she went to her room.
She found a package on her bed.
"From Satan," she read on the card. "This is a gift for you, but because everything has to have a catch, it works like the internet. It takes forever to load and makes a lot of noise to do so. Congrats on your marriage!"
"Thanks, for the happy tidings!" she said.
She opened the package and saw that the gift was a mirror.
"How does it work?" she asked aloud.
As if by magic (okay, so it was magic), words appeared on the screen and Sally read them aloud.
"Mirror, mirror on my bed, who's got the prettiest head?" Queen Sally looked confused. "That rhyme makes no sense! Plus, it sucks! I already have a mirror!"
The mirror then posted the words, "Dopey ate your other mirror. Deal with it."
It then began its long and noisy process of loading.
Queen Sally would have shattered it if it hadn't been for the seven-years- bad-luck rule.
Plus, you don't just break gifts from the devil.
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A/n: it has come to our attention that we are getting quite a bit of hate reviews.
Keep 'em comin'!
K and C are replying to them eventually. But I'm special and went behind their backs to get these to you!
Lusty Comesquick- glad u liked it!
Dusty Harlequinade- we're glad we were on your list of things 2 get 2!!!! This makes us happy!
Arwen Telyn- sadly, we did not make this LoTR enough. Am seriously considering your suggestion.
Houdinishideaway- glad 2 review your story, oh anonymous one!
lillee92- we luv ya!!!!!!! C is planning on taking ur advice and writing her own mini series on how awful it is 2 write with two such as k and i. apparently, it's going to be a new best seller. Cuz c is a much better writer than k and I, but there you go. We saw that we made your profile, and are all happy-ish now!
Ohtariel1- our first hate review!!!!! C offended a lot of ppl with the slutty arwen thingy. Dismiss it, she knows not of what she speaks.
Elaine Main- thanx! Glad u like it!
Nosilla- ah yes, I remember reading ur story. V. cool. Glad you're reading ours!
Shards of EvenSong- Disney movies needed to be portrayed, we just made it possible.
Dreamer Wolf- that review was all about the love!!!! Thanx! I love the santa song 2!!! I sang it on K's answering machine once.
Yoshi- ah yoshi. Our beloved reviewer!!!! We posted because of you, and it was like you didn't know!!! What happened?????!!!!! Ah well. We all have one question for you: what does cysw! mean? Cuz I am at a complete loss here.
A person- we need to work on this a LOT, eh? Not just a lot, with no caps lock? You're right, but we are highly sleep deprived, so the working on just isn't happening, my friend. My apologies.
An ANGRY person- another offended-by-c's-flowery-wording person. Firstly, we never said she was a slut. We said she was SLUTTY! Plus, it was more liv tyler, not book-arwen. Sorry if you have a thing for liv. There is no treatment for it.
She doesn't know why, as K and C won't update for another 27 years after this.
Ah well, she tries.
She re-updated this after some serious spelling words. Actually, she couldn't figure out what one of the words was. She apologizes.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sally- I mean QUEEN Sally- stepped out of her carriage, and into the pavement by the castle.
"Geez, no limo?" she muttered to Grumpy. "These people just don't know how to live."
"What was that, darling?" asked King Daft.
"I was remarking on how beautiful the castle looks in this light!" lied Queen Sally.
Queen Sally was really good at lying. Even better than regular Sally.
It was just a perk of being evil AND having a lot of power.
All off the sudden, Sally heard a loud squealing noise and saw several windows breaking.
"What was that?!" she cried, covering her ears.
"That's just Snow White," said the King. "Lovely singing voice, that girl has."
"Um. was that her SINGING VOICE?" asked Queen Sally.
"Yes. Everyone is always remarking on how lovely it is," bragged King Daft. "I personally think she'd be bigger than that Britney Spears if she got herself an agent."
"I doubt she has enough souls to sell to the devil for that," muttered Queen Sally.
"What was that?" asked the King.
"I was just remarking about how much I want to meet my new step daughter!"
Grumpy had stayed remarkably quite up to this point. "If that voice is lovely, that I'm the Queen of England."
"You are?" cried King Daft. "Sally, you should have told me you were related to royalty! I would have had a special room prepared for her!"
"She's not really the Queen of England. Grumpetta is insane. I only took her out of Fred's Funny Farm for the wedding," said the Queen.
"I am not insane!" cried Grumpy.
"Poor thing, in denial. She's very sensitive about it," said Queen Sally.
"You're the insane one! You married someone who has no clue who the Queen of England is!" cried Grumpy.
"Sorry, your highness," said the King. "We will arrange more proper accommodations for you this instant."
"See what I mean!" cried Grumpy. "He's the one that needs to go to a Funny Farm!"
"No need to get feisty, your highness," said the King. "I'm sorry I didn't recognize you."
"Just play along," hissed Queen Sally.
"Fine," said Grumpy. "I'd be glad to accept the rooms. But I want peace and quiet, so tell your daughter to SHUT UP!"
King Daft looked slightly offended, so Sally said, "You know how testy they are in England. She hasn't had her tea yet."
"That's so stereotyp-" he was cut off by Sally's hand on his mouth.
"Well, have Boris here take her to her rooms," said the King. "I'll show you my daughter!"
"Oh, I can't wait to meet her," winced Queen Sally.
They walked out to a courtyard.
A small, dark-haired little girl came running over.
"Daddy!" she cried, flinging herself on her father. "Did you get me any presents while you were away?!"
"Well Princess, I got you a new mommy," he said. "Meet Sally. Sally, meet Snow White."
"Snow White?" asked Queen Sally. "That's her name?"
"Hair as black as ebony, lips as red as a rose, skin as white as snow," explained King Daft. "Plus, her real name was Gertrude. How many Princess Gertrude's do you know? Snow White just flows off the tongue easier."
"Yep," said Queen Sally, "I guess it does."
"I wanted a pony!" Snow White broke in.
"I got you one yesterday," said the King.
"But it got dirty!" cried Snow White. "It went to the bathroom!"
"I'll get you a new one, then," said King Daft. "We can't have with that."
Queen Sally found this whole this nauseating. This kid needed something. Slave labor would do wonders from her.
Maybe it would even stop her from singing.
When she finally escaped from King Daft and the Princess Brat, she went to her room.
She found a package on her bed.
"From Satan," she read on the card. "This is a gift for you, but because everything has to have a catch, it works like the internet. It takes forever to load and makes a lot of noise to do so. Congrats on your marriage!"
"Thanks, for the happy tidings!" she said.
She opened the package and saw that the gift was a mirror.
"How does it work?" she asked aloud.
As if by magic (okay, so it was magic), words appeared on the screen and Sally read them aloud.
"Mirror, mirror on my bed, who's got the prettiest head?" Queen Sally looked confused. "That rhyme makes no sense! Plus, it sucks! I already have a mirror!"
The mirror then posted the words, "Dopey ate your other mirror. Deal with it."
It then began its long and noisy process of loading.
Queen Sally would have shattered it if it hadn't been for the seven-years- bad-luck rule.
Plus, you don't just break gifts from the devil.
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A/n: it has come to our attention that we are getting quite a bit of hate reviews.
Keep 'em comin'!
K and C are replying to them eventually. But I'm special and went behind their backs to get these to you!
Lusty Comesquick- glad u liked it!
Dusty Harlequinade- we're glad we were on your list of things 2 get 2!!!! This makes us happy!
Arwen Telyn- sadly, we did not make this LoTR enough. Am seriously considering your suggestion.
Houdinishideaway- glad 2 review your story, oh anonymous one!
lillee92- we luv ya!!!!!!! C is planning on taking ur advice and writing her own mini series on how awful it is 2 write with two such as k and i. apparently, it's going to be a new best seller. Cuz c is a much better writer than k and I, but there you go. We saw that we made your profile, and are all happy-ish now!
Ohtariel1- our first hate review!!!!! C offended a lot of ppl with the slutty arwen thingy. Dismiss it, she knows not of what she speaks.
Elaine Main- thanx! Glad u like it!
Nosilla- ah yes, I remember reading ur story. V. cool. Glad you're reading ours!
Shards of EvenSong- Disney movies needed to be portrayed, we just made it possible.
Dreamer Wolf- that review was all about the love!!!! Thanx! I love the santa song 2!!! I sang it on K's answering machine once.
Yoshi- ah yoshi. Our beloved reviewer!!!! We posted because of you, and it was like you didn't know!!! What happened?????!!!!! Ah well. We all have one question for you: what does cysw! mean? Cuz I am at a complete loss here.
A person- we need to work on this a LOT, eh? Not just a lot, with no caps lock? You're right, but we are highly sleep deprived, so the working on just isn't happening, my friend. My apologies.
An ANGRY person- another offended-by-c's-flowery-wording person. Firstly, we never said she was a slut. We said she was SLUTTY! Plus, it was more liv tyler, not book-arwen. Sorry if you have a thing for liv. There is no treatment for it.