Lunch Hour in Domino High.

"Where's Jou? Tea, was he in Math today?" little Yugi asked in concern to his taller female friend.

"No, nothing was wrong with him yestarday. Maybe he slept in?"

"That wouldn't surprise me." the short tri-haired boy said with a sigh.

I know that Jou is at home... I saw him walked home last night from Kaiba's.

He looked like a fucking wreck, I knew he would sooner or later. Being the fucking prick Kaiba is, I knew he'd make him feel like shit sooner or later.

Kaiba and Jou have been at it for months, thinking that no one knew.

I did, though.

Completely on accident though... not like I wanted to know why Jou would be sleeping with a dickface like Kaiba.

It was about 2 months ago, I was walking home from Jou's house... his dad was at work, (and it was pretty late anyways and we were supposed to 'study' but we were really playing video games all day) Jou seemed really eager about when I was leaving and he needed me gone by 8:30 so he could clean before his dad got home. I offered to help, he just said no and I shouldn't help him with house work cuz 'that's just not cool', as he put it.

I gave up arguing and left to walk home.

By the time I got home I realized that I left my History book at Jou's, so I walked back... and I was suprised to see Kaiba's Honda S2000 in the parking lot of his apartment complex.

I walked up to his front door and knocked on the door lightly, since he lives in an apartment building and it would've been rude to disturb the neighbors, and he didn't answer.

I knew he was home so I let myself in.

When I walked in I saw Kaiba's shoes infront of the door and his coat and suit case on the living room floor, and my history book on the coffee table, I picked it up and walked towards Jou's room and saw the door open and the light was on....

...and I heard ALOT of grunts and groans.

I knew that I should leave quickly and quietly, and I did... Jou and Kaiba had no idea I was there... you'd think that Jou would AT LEAST notice that I got my book back.

Thank GOD he didn't.

Things would've gotten bad and I would've had some explaining to do. Jou isn't all that observant of a guy anyways... now if it was Yami... god forbid.

I know that Kaiba is the reason why Jou isn't here.

I should go find Kaiba and talk to him while I still can.

I got up with out saying a word, "Honda?" Tea stopped me with a concerned look on her face, "What's up?"

"Err... I gotta go take a whiz... and while I'm at it, Imma take pride in my 10 facial hairs!!1" I tried to joke as if nothing was up,

"Aww, Honda, last time you had 8! Now 10! You're going through puberty so fast!" she smiled after her stupid comment, Ryou, Bakura, Yami, and Yugi just laughed.

I rolled my eyes and left to continue my little investigation.

If I remember correctly, Kaiba hangs out in the library (where no one else is) during lunch to catch up on school work while he had the time before he had to work on the company.

I walked up to Kaiba, acting like I knew nothing and finally asked, "Hey Kaiba? Have you seen Jounouchi?" he cocked and eye brow up at me and rolled his eyes in my general direction, taking his eyes off of the monitor and replied in a monotone voice, "No."

I crossed my arms and leaned against the table he was working on, "Is that so? I thought he left your house last night?"

Kaiba looked up at me with a really pissed off look and relied "Why the hell would I have dogs in my house? I'm insulted. Get the hell out of my sight rhino head."

"Whatever you say Mullet Man. Under one condition, tell me what you did to him last night."

"I don't let ugly mutts in my house! You're getting really annoying, get the fuck away from me before I make you regret talking to me today."

"Not until I get what I want, dickface."

"... How did you know I was seeing Jou?" he finally gave in, clenching his teeth and his eyebrows narrowed as he asked. Holy crap, this dude needs anger managment or something.

"I have my ways."

"Did Jou give you and all of this other geek friends a pity party about last night?!" he yelled, the librarians were now looking at us.

"No, Jou didn't say anything to me. I found out on my own because I 'have my ways' if Jou told me I would've said that. So what's wrong with him?"

Seto paused and blinked for a second.

"I don't know what's wrong with him."

"My ass you don't."

"Fuck off, Honda. I don't know, or care what happened to the Mutt, got it? Now stop talking to me, you won't get an answer."

Seto drew his attention back to the computer monitor, pretending to be working, but he was obviously just ignoring me.

I knew for sure that this was really all Kaiba's fault now..... I've never seen Jou look so hurt until that night.

Jou is without a doubt in love with him... hell, so is Otogi, well more like a crush.

They're both really hot too... Kaiba didn't deserve 2 guys fighting over him.

Kaiba had a great guy who was obviously in love with him and he doesn't realize it?

Why does Jou have to be like that?

Why can't he fall for me?....

You so did not just say that, Honda.

Shit Shit Shit........ forget it... it doesn't matter... it's irrelivent.

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le gasp Honda is going through puberty and is being a detective man! OMG! He's so talented! I'm a big fan of Honda... the car Honda anyways... the Hiroto Honda bitches soo much. Oo;; ... Speaking of Hondas... When I play "Initial D" I drive a "Honda S2000", they're good cars. Mmmm Hmmm, hence why I made Kaiba drive one! xD ANYWAYS! Let's see how Jou is holding up now! puts on a cape and talks in a super hero voice "To the next chapteeeer!!! AWAAAAAAY!"