"I am not wearing that!" cried Drake.

"But it's so cute!" insisted Sally, holding up a bunny outfit.

"I'm a guy! We wear manly things. Like biker jackets, and cowboy boots, and… pants!"

"But you'll look so cute in this, Drakey-wakey my little bunnikins!" said Sally, waving the pink bunny suit in front of his face.

"I haven't seen a human dressed as a bunny since I got my last issue of Playboy!" said Drake, crossing his arms. "And that was a girl, I want you to know."

"But I've always fantasized about you dressing as a bunny!" said Sally.

"Really?" said Drake. "That does it for you?"

Sally snorted. "No. But the point is that Snow White's so stupid she'll follow a bunny wherever it tells her to go."

"Sally, Sally, Sally," said Drake, "no one is that stupid."

"Oh yeah? Wanna bet?" said Sally. "You try it and we'll see!"

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"And you are so cute and cuddly!" cried Snow White, squeezing onto Drake in his bunny suit. "I've never met a bunny that could talk!"

'Damn, I owe Sally two goat hearts now!' thought Drake.

"Yes!" he cried. "And we can go visit a little cottage! It's so fun there! Wheeeee!"

Snow White jumped up and down. "Really?! Do they have room service?!"

"Um… sure!" said Drake.

"YAY!" cried Snow White. "Lead the way! We can go have a party! I met this really hot guy while I was drying my hair yesterday! We can invite him!"

"No! Let's go by ourselves!" said Drake, not wanting to spend time with another stupid human.

He began to hop, and Snow White followed in suit.

They got to the cottage where the seven dwarves lived.

"Here it is!" cried Drake. "Now I've gotta run! Bye!"

"Bye, bye bunny!" cried Snow White, waving her hand.

She began dancing around the house, smashing dishes through her efforts. When she was tired, she went upstairs and slept.

The dwarves got home soon after.

"What happened?" asked Bashful, looking around.

"I'm guessing something came in and smashed all our dishes," said Doc.

"We need less materialism in the world anyways!" cried Happy, who was running around in circles.

They walked upstairs to their room.

Snow White sat up. "You woke me up! And the run service here SUCKS!"

Grumpy was the first one to talk. "Oh shit."

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A/N: M's back! hahahahahahaha. you all should know by now that M can't die. not that you care cuz no one's reviewed in about 12 years.

i won't hold it against you. probably.