Okay chapter two! I will not waste your time so get to it!

Chapter 2-

"No wait, come back!" Cloud ran to the door but stopped. "What am I doing? I-I'm running after him? Could this be? No it can't! But it could! But it can't! Oh I'm so confused! My PS2, I must break off the engagement. Just for a little while." He took off the fake rings around his finger and his PS2 controller. "I'm sorry!" Then he started running after Sephiroth.

Sephiroth was outside. It was dark and around one a. m. , Tifa would be back from work soon. Sephiroth was chewing on his shirt, crying. He looked .like a pathetic fool who had tried too hard to win someone by the name of Cloud that he called Cloudie-kun! Takes a huge deep breath Forgive this crazy, psycho, screwed up author. Oh, and I know I don't have a life.

"Why doesn't Cloudie-kun like me? I've tried so hard. I even painted my nails pink and had a manicure." Sephiroth was sitting on a hassock and brought his knees up to his face. "It isn't fair! What does the PS2 got that I don't? Other than tons of hot people…Not to mention the ones on DVD's. I could get Cid to install some sort of computer something or other in me! Oh that's such a stupid idea…

"Sephi!" Cloud came running out of his mansion and ran towards Sephiroth in the backyard.

"It's Cloudie-kun! And he called me Sephi! squeal Hey wait a minute… He's just trying to use me again…" He say back down with an angry look on his face.

Cloud stopped beside Sephiroth on his knees. "Look, I can explain."

"Oh, no need to. I know your marrying your PS2. I saw and heard it all."

"No, I have broken off the engagement."

"Eeeek! You did!? I mean, why?"

"I don't know."

"Sniff sniff I hate you Strife!" Sephiroth started running back to the mansion, tripped, got up, and went back to running.

"Wow, he's really pissed. He hasn't called me Strife ever and he tripped. This isn't good. What do I do?"

"Stupid Strife!" Sephiroth was standing on his bed smashing a feather pillow against his wall and you can imagine how that turned out. "I hate him!" Sephiroth jumped down from his bed, ran to his bathroom and started washing the pink dye out of his hair. After that, he washed the make-up off of his face and took off the nail polish. "What in the hell am I doing all this for anyways?" Sephiroth was talking in his normal voice. "I'm such an ass!"

"Hey Sephiroth?" Vincent was just standing in the door of the bathroom with blood dripping off of his army knife.

"W-what are you-!?"

"I heard you talking normally so I stopped torturing my victim and came to check on you. Let me guess, Cloud doesn't like you?"

"Who…are you talking about. I don't know who that is.." Sephiroth continued to cleanse his face.

"That bad is it? I suppose it's always this way when you find out someone you love is engaged to an irresistible PS2..." Vincent shook his head in pity

"Oh why couldn't I have been the PS2?" Sephiroth started to rub away his tears and sank to the floor.

"Cause if you were, you'd have no feelings. That PS2 doesn't have a brain. It will never know Cloud loves it. Unless Cid got to it…I mean uh…" Vincent put his hands up and backed away a bit.

"I'll kill Cid! He'll never know what hit him. If he's not alive, he can't play with electronics!" Sephiroth's eyes turned red.

"Dude…or chick, your trying too hard."

"You stay out of this!"

Cloud was still sitting outside. As a matter of fact, he was sitting in the exact spot Sephiroth had been. He was picking apart a daisy saying; "He hates me, he hates me a lot." He was referring to Sephiroth.

"Oh but Cloudie-kun, I do not hate you…" Sephiroth was back to his pathetic self.

"Sephi! You really need to stop dying your hair pink…You look way too much like Flay from Gundam Seed…" Soon after Cloud said this, he tried taking it back even though it was way too late.

"Your right…" Sephiroth surprised the hell out of Cloud. "Your right Vincent! I'll never be like the PS2!"…for a second…"I am too pathetic!"…Sephiroth started running away again.

"No wait! Don't gooooooo!" Cloud started running after him and incidentally grabbed his hair out of reflex. "Ahh the pink! It burns!" His hand started to sizzle and bubble.

"Cloudie-kun!…Blizzaga!" Sephiroth used blizzaga which looked cool for a minute but soon froze Cloud completely. "Oh my god! Firaga!" Cloud started burning. "Um, um, thundaga!" Cloud almost got knocked out. "I know I'm forgetting something…"

"Water Sephi, water!"

"That's it! Waterga!" Finally Cloud was alright, but his hair had gone flat.

"My hair!" He immediately pulled out a huge tube of hair glue and fixed his hair. "That's much better…I missed a spot!" He went back to fixing his hair but he had no mirror.

"I'll get it…Cloud…" Sephiroth was going back to normal, the water had washed the dye out of his hair. "Perfect as usual…sniff sniff Why must I be a living person!? Why can't I be a PS2!?"

"Just when I thought he was normal." Cloud covered his mouth. "Did I say that out loud?"

"Y-your so mean!"

"Hey, speaking of which, Yuffie's still in my basement."

"Fine, be that way! I'll never talk to you again!"

"That's not true!" Cloud tried screaming this as Sephiroth ran away.

"So!?"

"Ha, I got you!"

"You have no--" Sephiroth ran into Vincent and was knocked out by his gun because his head hit it.

"Oops…Another disposable pet?" Vincent picked up his hair and began to drag him inside when his other "disposable" pet came running outside.

"Sephir--I mean Master Sephiroth!" The

Look-a-like ran down the stairs to help his fallen master who was supposed to be dead anyways. "How dare you!?"

"How'd you get out!? I knew I should have used chains." Vincent walked closer to the look-a-like, hit him in the head with his gun, then dragged him back to his room. "Now stay here!"

The look-a-like was in the closet with a steel door, tied up in steel chains, and gagged with a sock. "Mmmmph…."

"Sephiroth no!" Vincent heard someone scream and ran downstairs. Sephiroth was strangling Cloud's PS2 and his eyes were red.

"Must…die…"

"Please don't kill the PS2! I'll never be able to play Kingdom Hearts again!"

"Kingdom Hearts!?" Sephiroth dropped the PS2. "I love that game!"

"He's really lost it…" Vincent stood there shaking his head. "he's officially become stupider than Kira Yamato's Sora…"

"No way!" Tifa was standing next to Vincent shaking her head. "I never thought that was possible."

"Hey, I never said he was stupider than Kira Yamato himself.

"No one can get as stupid as that…I mean--!"

Hey!Think about who your talking to! I may be under a Different name now, but that's just for this story.

"Who are you this time?" Vincent asks me. "Damn right I do!"

Well, I'm not sure yet. Anyways, get back to the story line!

"I didn't know there was one."

There isn't really…But I'm coming up with it as I go so there!

"Hey Sephiroth, you might want to stop banging Cloud's head on the wall."

"No! I don't wanna! I hate you Strife!"

"Oh my god! Please say it again!" Cloud slipped out of Sephiroth's grip and was kneeling in front of him.

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"

"This is the best day of my life!"

"Mine too…" Vincent was enjoying the scene.

"Yup, this is definitely good." Tifa was agreeing with the other two. "This is better than Jerry Springer!"

"Cloud how could you!?" Sephiroth started beating the crap out of Cloud. This resulted in Cloud's ass being kicked and punched.

"No! Anything but that! My ass is sensitive! Why in the hell are you hitting my ass anyways!?"

"It was being mean!"

Sephiroth and Cloud started screaming in each others faces. Soon there was spit all over them and they were chewing on each other. Which brings me to the point of…the fact that this is probably never going to get to the Final Fantasy point forever which will make it all the more longer. Everyone, I've lost it! MUWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"Shut up you two girls!" Vincent was covering his ears which seemed to be bleeding. "Look what you did! You disturbed my disposable pet…" Vincent started going to his room. "Be quiet before I get out the magnum point forty four!" He was singing all sweetly with a little giggle. Then when he got to his room an explosion could be heard.

"Oh no! He's got the gun!" Cloud ran to his room.

"Who in the hell stole my gun!" Vincent was going nuts and tearing apart his room.

"This gun?" The dude with long red hair from the Shinra gang had it and had mysteriously appeared in what was the "clean" part of Vincent's room.

"Give that back!" Vincent dove for the gun but tripped over the leg of the SLA and fell. This was a good thing because Vincent would have gotten shot. This was also another good thing because it hit Tifa and she died.

"Stop!" Cloud raised his hands in the air. "We have to throw a party right now for the death of Tifa."

"Let's do it!" The dude from Shinra dropped the gun.

Pretty soon, there was Mountain Dew bottles all around the mansion. Not to mention the pizza boxes, video game cases, and manga. Vincent took this as his chance to grab the gun. Everyone else was out cold from Sephiroth hitting them and then himself. He Didn't hit Vincent because he was being very quiet and planning how to kill the dude from Shinra. Now, he was going to get his gun back. This would be very interesting…

"I will prevail…" Vincent was whispering to himself.

He quietly crept up the stairs and into his room where he grabbed the gun. Now he couldn't use his brilliant plan.

"Oh well, I'll use it anyways…" Vincent smiled like it was Halloween and randomly pulled out a bazooka. Then all of a sudden, the dude from Shinra was no more.

"I swear I didn't kill him, tie him up, and shove him under my bed!" Sephiroth woke up.

"Be quiet." Cloud got up after him.

"Why should I listen to you, Strife!?"

Vincent had been having a good few minutes when everyone started screaming. "Shut up!" He aimed the bazooka at the PS2."I'll blow it up!"

"And that's gonna affect me how?" Sephiroth smiled like he figured everything out.

"If the PS2 is gone, Cloud will kill you too!" Vincent started breathing heavily.

"You wouldn't Cloudie-kun!" Sephiroth covered his mouth.

"Okay! I'll shut up! Just don't blow it up!" Cloud was on his knees crying.

"Your right, you will shut up!" Vincent had a gleam in his eyes. "CID!!!" He called for Cid Highwind.

"Someone call?" Instead he got the Cid from Final Fantasy Unlimited.

Yes I know this isn't much of a chapter but I'm going to be typing more and it should be on later tonight.Thanks for any support I get.