Teknoman Fear Style 5
" Encounter"
Disclaimer:
I do not own teknoman at all period. Just burrowing the characters hehe.
Meanwhile as Sword and Ringo are having an encounter. They is a fight brewing back at the cabin. The fight is contained over the most sacred thing in the world between both sexes. It had been since the begininng of time.
Kaeisha: This is for the all men folk out there. It is a rule of when you leave the bathroom that the seat be down instead of FUCKING UP. Understand.
Saber: Well when a person walks into the bathroom its common sense to look at the toliet FIRST, then sit down. Or is that too hard for little ole you.
Tina: Excuse me , OH HELLLLLLLLLL no, the man should flip it down after he is done.
Axe: How hard is it possibly to flip a toliet seat down, seriously. Turning the light on; when you first enter the bathroom is a first; then you look at the seat.
Star:I concur in that sense, because when you gotta go sometimes you don't have time to actually look at the seat. Sometimes you don't want to even want to touch the seat knowing that SOMEONE does target practice.
Axe: Hey that is just to practice better aim.
Tina: Better aim my ass!!!!!!
Lance: Look it doesn't take half a brain for someone to flip down a seat.
Kaeisha: Doesn't take half a brain knowing the fact that someone who just used it can place back down after their done either.
Saber: YA FLIP ,THEN YA SIT how hard is that to remember!!!
Jamison: Jackass is right. It don't take that much to remember
Saber: Its Saber dumbass .
Kaeisha : It don't take that much effort to remember to ZIP, THEN YA FLIP. How hard is that to do?
Axe: You women are always finding a way to victimize yourselves to your male counterparts.
Star: Yeah its basically a no brainer to think about it, unless YOUR TO BUSY GETTING OFF IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance: Hey were at least getting some compared to those of us how do you say must use machines to get off.
Tina: Well from what I can tell those " machines" have done a damn good job so far in replacing YOU, hasn't it. Especially since you know MEN can't hold out as long as they used to!!!!
Axe: Yeah well this all from someone that will remain as DRY a FREAKING DESERT DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!
Kaeisha: YA KNOW FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS MEN HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE A BIG PIECE, HOWEVER WHY DOES IT TAKE SOOO MUCH EFFORT TO POINT AND SHOOT?!!!!
Tina: WOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU TELL UM GIRL!!!!!!
Star: Damn straight!!!!
Axe: Why that is ....
Kaeisha: SHUT UP BOY, YOU KNOW THAT I AM FREAKING RIGHT AS WELL. WHY DOES IT TAKE SOOOO MUCH EFFORT TO POINT AND AIM CORRECTLY. I MEAN SINCE ITS SOOOO BIG SHOULD IT BE ABLE TO BE EASIER TO CONTROL. HAHAHHAHAHA
Star: You go girl!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Only laughter womanish laughter reigned throughout the room. The three females were holding themselves laughing until they cried ,however their male counterparts disapeared in different parts of cabin. Slade sat there astonished that came out of Kaeisha's mouth.
Slade: (thinking to self) I don't target practice in the bathroom. (into walkie talkie) Ringo, Catherine how are you doing so far?
Ringo:Holy Shit RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catherine: Hurry its almost on top of us. Slade open that Fucking Door NOW !!!
Slade darted for the door, and pulled it open with all his might. Catherine and Ringo darted into the cabin. They were histerical and exhasted. The occupants can only look on and question them as to waht happened. A gigantic roar came from outside the door, and there was a pounding on the door as well. All the men in the cabin ran to door to brace it. The next few minutes was one of terror, and fright as something tried to force its way inside the cabin. Afterwards a pained irritated cry resulted from the behind it, and the guys contiuned to hold their ground. The girls went for the nearest weapon they could find, and found a sawed offed shotguns for use. They waited for whatever it was to come in clearer view of the window, and it did. The horrifying creature stood 9ft tall, and had all hair. The creature had no neck at all, and the bright red eyes showed a vengence that had come with the motive of attacking the cabin. It stalked off wrecking anything in site, and smashing potted plants.
Slience reigned in the cabin for a full ten minutes. For the first time the team look all around, and finally acknowledged that they were in it together. Silenced had an ever domineering presence in the room. Slade hugged Star for the longest time. Then the group gathered their wits and began the clean up.
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it. !!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine:You zip it ,then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it then , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it then , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it then , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamison: ENOUGH !!!! NO one is right dammit ! Its all equal all around or is that too hard to see?
Tina: NO ZIP IT THEN YOU FLIP IT .
Axe: Ringo and Kaeisha come help me with the door please.
CT: Well that was an interesting moment wasn't it. I mean you all sat back, reflected on a dangerous moment, and recovered.
Kaeisha: Where are the tools so that we can repair the door?
CT: the door will automatically repair itself; thank you very much. We're not that cheap to allow you to do a messed up job.
Axe: Okay since that job was aborted what would you have us do now ?
CT: All right clean up the mess you made. Since it is almost dawn I suggest you get some sleep, your going to need it.
Lance: With that thing walking around outside.
CT: Don't worry you will be protected during the day time .
Lance: So its only at night when the creature actually roams the swamp area ?
CT : Affirmative
Jamison: So when do we restart the search and when can we leave?
CT: Until you have completed all the dares, you will remain here until all are completed understand?
Everyone: Yes
CT : Now go get rest it has been an eventful night , and morning. But first before you go to bed for the day. I WANT AN EGO!!!!
Jamison: I called it as soon as I woke up!!!!
Saber: Yeah right, I woke up before you!!!
Jamison: You calling me a liar ??!!!!!
Saber: Heck yeah , your so lying through your freaking teeth you...
Meanwhile in the kitchen of the cabin, Axe was scrambling the eggs in a pan Kaeisha was fixing french toast, and Star was sqeezing orange juice. Tina, Lance , Ringo, Catherine, and Slade were all setting out sleeping bags. Then when the call came for warm breakfast everyone ran in and took their places.
Tina: Dude this is kick ass french Toast
Kaeisha: thanks tina
Saber: Pass the scarmbled eggs
Ringo: Here you go.. Wait a minute you already have some on there. Finish what you have first.
Saber: Hey I have a huge appietie
Ringo: Lets see .
Saber: Ok
By magic the food level seemed to get lower, and lower until there was nothing left. Everyone can only stare in wonder, except Slade who kept on eating. Saber could only look nervous because of the uneasy stares that were recieved from around the table.
Catherine: Damn I have been with you for how long, and I haven't even seen you wolf down food that fast.
Star: Its called chew and swallow.
Saber: For you it would be suck and swallow
Star: For you it would be please stop I am moving onto the next woman I meet.
Jamison: OOOOOO that was cold
Kaeisha: Yes it was hehe
Saber :( Sarcastically) Please sir may I have more ?
Slade: The number one reason that I despised him was the fact that he had a faster metabolism.
Saber: Damn straight
Slade : i hate you .
Saber : I know it was becasue I always looked good even today I still do.
Star: And yet you can never get a girlfriend how odd is that ?
Saber : (sarcastically) If I am so damn odd looking why are you dating my brother?
Star: Let me see its called a personality and an actual 6 pack instead of fat.
Saber : Speaking of fat, why don't you lose that thing called spare tire!!!!
Ringo: Ok enough, its 9am. We should all get some sleep for tonight.
Star: Why don't you use that flab to make you actually GETTING IT UP, instead of faking it. Like you normally do!!!!!
Kaeisha: OOOOOO SHE WENT THERE
Saber: This coming from someone who has to fight for a weak boyfriend, and man.
TBC...
Reviews I must have reviews please more more more hahahahahahaha. Drunken Confessions will be recieving a huge update. Yay exams are over yay. INJUSTICE is over.
" Encounter"
Disclaimer:
I do not own teknoman at all period. Just burrowing the characters hehe.
Meanwhile as Sword and Ringo are having an encounter. They is a fight brewing back at the cabin. The fight is contained over the most sacred thing in the world between both sexes. It had been since the begininng of time.
Kaeisha: This is for the all men folk out there. It is a rule of when you leave the bathroom that the seat be down instead of FUCKING UP. Understand.
Saber: Well when a person walks into the bathroom its common sense to look at the toliet FIRST, then sit down. Or is that too hard for little ole you.
Tina: Excuse me , OH HELLLLLLLLLL no, the man should flip it down after he is done.
Axe: How hard is it possibly to flip a toliet seat down, seriously. Turning the light on; when you first enter the bathroom is a first; then you look at the seat.
Star:I concur in that sense, because when you gotta go sometimes you don't have time to actually look at the seat. Sometimes you don't want to even want to touch the seat knowing that SOMEONE does target practice.
Axe: Hey that is just to practice better aim.
Tina: Better aim my ass!!!!!!
Lance: Look it doesn't take half a brain for someone to flip down a seat.
Kaeisha: Doesn't take half a brain knowing the fact that someone who just used it can place back down after their done either.
Saber: YA FLIP ,THEN YA SIT how hard is that to remember!!!
Jamison: Jackass is right. It don't take that much to remember
Saber: Its Saber dumbass .
Kaeisha : It don't take that much effort to remember to ZIP, THEN YA FLIP. How hard is that to do?
Axe: You women are always finding a way to victimize yourselves to your male counterparts.
Star: Yeah its basically a no brainer to think about it, unless YOUR TO BUSY GETTING OFF IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lance: Hey were at least getting some compared to those of us how do you say must use machines to get off.
Tina: Well from what I can tell those " machines" have done a damn good job so far in replacing YOU, hasn't it. Especially since you know MEN can't hold out as long as they used to!!!!
Axe: Yeah well this all from someone that will remain as DRY a FREAKING DESERT DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!
Kaeisha: YA KNOW FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS MEN HAVE CLAIMED TO HAVE A BIG PIECE, HOWEVER WHY DOES IT TAKE SOOO MUCH EFFORT TO POINT AND SHOOT?!!!!
Tina: WOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU TELL UM GIRL!!!!!!
Star: Damn straight!!!!
Axe: Why that is ....
Kaeisha: SHUT UP BOY, YOU KNOW THAT I AM FREAKING RIGHT AS WELL. WHY DOES IT TAKE SOOOO MUCH EFFORT TO POINT AND AIM CORRECTLY. I MEAN SINCE ITS SOOOO BIG SHOULD IT BE ABLE TO BE EASIER TO CONTROL. HAHAHHAHAHA
Star: You go girl!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Only laughter womanish laughter reigned throughout the room. The three females were holding themselves laughing until they cried ,however their male counterparts disapeared in different parts of cabin. Slade sat there astonished that came out of Kaeisha's mouth.
Slade: (thinking to self) I don't target practice in the bathroom. (into walkie talkie) Ringo, Catherine how are you doing so far?
Ringo:Holy Shit RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catherine: Hurry its almost on top of us. Slade open that Fucking Door NOW !!!
Slade darted for the door, and pulled it open with all his might. Catherine and Ringo darted into the cabin. They were histerical and exhasted. The occupants can only look on and question them as to waht happened. A gigantic roar came from outside the door, and there was a pounding on the door as well. All the men in the cabin ran to door to brace it. The next few minutes was one of terror, and fright as something tried to force its way inside the cabin. Afterwards a pained irritated cry resulted from the behind it, and the guys contiuned to hold their ground. The girls went for the nearest weapon they could find, and found a sawed offed shotguns for use. They waited for whatever it was to come in clearer view of the window, and it did. The horrifying creature stood 9ft tall, and had all hair. The creature had no neck at all, and the bright red eyes showed a vengence that had come with the motive of attacking the cabin. It stalked off wrecking anything in site, and smashing potted plants.
Slience reigned in the cabin for a full ten minutes. For the first time the team look all around, and finally acknowledged that they were in it together. Silenced had an ever domineering presence in the room. Slade hugged Star for the longest time. Then the group gathered their wits and began the clean up.
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it. !!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine:You zip it ,then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it. !!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it then , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it then , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it then , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it , then you flip it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saber: YOU FLIP THEN YOU SIT!!!!
Catherine: You zip it ,then you flip it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamison: ENOUGH !!!! NO one is right dammit ! Its all equal all around or is that too hard to see?
Tina: NO ZIP IT THEN YOU FLIP IT .
Axe: Ringo and Kaeisha come help me with the door please.
CT: Well that was an interesting moment wasn't it. I mean you all sat back, reflected on a dangerous moment, and recovered.
Kaeisha: Where are the tools so that we can repair the door?
CT: the door will automatically repair itself; thank you very much. We're not that cheap to allow you to do a messed up job.
Axe: Okay since that job was aborted what would you have us do now ?
CT: All right clean up the mess you made. Since it is almost dawn I suggest you get some sleep, your going to need it.
Lance: With that thing walking around outside.
CT: Don't worry you will be protected during the day time .
Lance: So its only at night when the creature actually roams the swamp area ?
CT : Affirmative
Jamison: So when do we restart the search and when can we leave?
CT: Until you have completed all the dares, you will remain here until all are completed understand?
Everyone: Yes
CT : Now go get rest it has been an eventful night , and morning. But first before you go to bed for the day. I WANT AN EGO!!!!
Jamison: I called it as soon as I woke up!!!!
Saber: Yeah right, I woke up before you!!!
Jamison: You calling me a liar ??!!!!!
Saber: Heck yeah , your so lying through your freaking teeth you...
Meanwhile in the kitchen of the cabin, Axe was scrambling the eggs in a pan Kaeisha was fixing french toast, and Star was sqeezing orange juice. Tina, Lance , Ringo, Catherine, and Slade were all setting out sleeping bags. Then when the call came for warm breakfast everyone ran in and took their places.
Tina: Dude this is kick ass french Toast
Kaeisha: thanks tina
Saber: Pass the scarmbled eggs
Ringo: Here you go.. Wait a minute you already have some on there. Finish what you have first.
Saber: Hey I have a huge appietie
Ringo: Lets see .
Saber: Ok
By magic the food level seemed to get lower, and lower until there was nothing left. Everyone can only stare in wonder, except Slade who kept on eating. Saber could only look nervous because of the uneasy stares that were recieved from around the table.
Catherine: Damn I have been with you for how long, and I haven't even seen you wolf down food that fast.
Star: Its called chew and swallow.
Saber: For you it would be suck and swallow
Star: For you it would be please stop I am moving onto the next woman I meet.
Jamison: OOOOOO that was cold
Kaeisha: Yes it was hehe
Saber :( Sarcastically) Please sir may I have more ?
Slade: The number one reason that I despised him was the fact that he had a faster metabolism.
Saber: Damn straight
Slade : i hate you .
Saber : I know it was becasue I always looked good even today I still do.
Star: And yet you can never get a girlfriend how odd is that ?
Saber : (sarcastically) If I am so damn odd looking why are you dating my brother?
Star: Let me see its called a personality and an actual 6 pack instead of fat.
Saber : Speaking of fat, why don't you lose that thing called spare tire!!!!
Ringo: Ok enough, its 9am. We should all get some sleep for tonight.
Star: Why don't you use that flab to make you actually GETTING IT UP, instead of faking it. Like you normally do!!!!!
Kaeisha: OOOOOO SHE WENT THERE
Saber: This coming from someone who has to fight for a weak boyfriend, and man.
TBC...
Reviews I must have reviews please more more more hahahahahahaha. Drunken Confessions will be recieving a huge update. Yay exams are over yay. INJUSTICE is over.