Chapter 2:
Lil: AND WERE BACK!
Cozmo: What was Ter- I mean nameless' second question?
Starr: What special stuff is going on in our town?
Ari: You should know you live there?
Lil, Cozmo, and Starr glared at her again.
Cozmo: ANYWAY!
Lil: Well, Thanksgiving is just around the corner.
Starr: Yes, yes and the whole town is having a harvest feast.
Audience member raises hand.
Cozmo: Yes audience member?
Audience Member: That's happening in our town too isn't that weird.
Cozmo: Yes, I do suppose it's quite weird (makes quotes with fingers) but did you really think you had to INTERUPT OUR SHOW TO POINT THAT OUT!?!?
Lil: Cozmo, calm down.
Ari: Yeah and yesterday I saw...a ghost.
Audience gasps. Cozmo rolled his eyes.
Cozmo: And that relates to this topic how?
Ari: Well, it's an event...
Same audience member raises hand.
Cozmo: WHAT!?
Audience Member: What did the ghost look like?
Ari: I HAVE A PICTURE! LETS ALL SEE IT!
Picture appears on big screen. It is nothing but a picture of a tree.
Starr: Uhh...Ari, that's a tree.
Cozmo: And, since when did you get a camera?
Lil: Ari, when you took the picture all that came out was a picture of a tree cause you can't see ghosts.
Ari: Aww...I forgot. His name was Wisp though.
Cozmo: So...?
Ari: So nothing I just thought I'd tell you.
Cozmo:....OKAY! Next question
Starr: What are our towns animals like?
Ari: And people call me stupid.
Everyone sighs.
Lil: Me first. Butch. He's so nice and cute!
Audience member raises hand again!
Cozmo: WHAT!!!!
Audience Member: Cozmo how could you let her say that? I thought you and Lil were dating.
Lil and Cozmo: Me and him her?! No....
Cozmo: Well for your information, Lil's just my friend.
Lil: Yeah just friends....(blushes)
Audience Member: Yeah sure...
Crowd: AWWW...
Cozmo: SHUT UP!
Lil: Let's get back on topic.
Cozmo: And if you raise your hand again I'm calling security!
Ari: Okay...well... I think that Biff is really cool.
Starr: Rollo's my best friend.
Cozmo: Freya's cool too.
Lil: Though...there's this one guy his names Limberg and I hate him!
Ari Starr and Cozmo: ME TOO!
Limberg stands up (he's in audience)
Limberg: HEY!!! I HEARD THAT! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE MY BEST FRIENDS!!
Lil: Uhh....oh darn it looks like it's time for another commercial.
Starr: Stay tuned.
COMMERCIALS:
Saharah: Hello. What you see before your eyes is one of my many beautiful carpets. I'm sure you want one of these carpets.....I'll come to your town, you give me carpet and money and I'll give you a carpet, a very exotic carpet. This is a trade-in. Who knows when I'll be coming¼but when I do. YOU BETTER BUY SOME CARPET BECAUSE I WALKED THIS WHOLE WAY TO YOUR TOWN YOU BETTER MAKE IT WORTH IT!
Pelly: Have you ever wanted to mail your letters and make a deposit at the same time?
Pete: Well nows your chance.
Pelly: your local post office is happy to be your bank and your post office!
Pete: If you reach certain amounts of money we'll even give you prizes.
Pelly: So let us mail your letters and hold your money¼
Phyllis: Whatever....just hurry up.
Pete: The Post Office, located somewhere in the A acres.