Chapter VI: Welcome Home Party
'This one's good! Really good!' Ash thought as he and the final deadite circled each other. Ash tried to ram the chainsaw into it's chest, but the creature jumped back and slashed Ash's face with a dead version of a right hook. Sheila watched the two jump around for a few minutes and then thought she should intervene. She scanned the ground for a few seconds and saw a large rock on the ground. She grabbed it and heaved the thing at the creature, who was trying to deliver a death blow to Ash, while Ash had it in a headlock. The rock hit it in the top of the head, causing it to spout blood and look up. It started to drag Ash toward Sheila, but Ash released it and jammed the chainsaw inbetween it's legs and raised it up through the top of it's skull. Thw two halves fell away, revealing a bloody Ash. He limped back over to Sheila, who laughed at the sight of him.
"I could have done that on my own!" He smirked. He clasped his hand around hers. "Hey!! I can hold hands again! Score one for the guy named Ashley!"
"Just admit that thou wished for my help." She said.
"I missed having this much fun with you. Killing zombies, hitting stuff with rocks!"
Angus stepped forward to the pillar. The time had come to take control. The guards and soldiers watched intently as he poured the bottled bloods into the bowl, and raised the book into the air.
"With these sacrifices, Dark Lord, we wish for an eternity to rule this miserable planet and shape it into your image!" Angus bellowed. There was a great cheer that arose from the crowd surrounding him. Clouds began to twist in the sky, and the sun was blocked. He began to lower the book into the blood...
"Lord Arthur! We found this in the girl's hand! It's a script from the Necronomicon!" Roland yelled as he ran up to Arthur, who was busy polishing his sword for the battle. He took the page from Roland and read it quietly to himself. He then repeated it to Roland, who couldn't decern it's words.
"I have no idea as to what this means." Arthur said, shrugging, and tossing the paper behind him. He then continued to polish his sword.
Ash bent down to kiss Sheila, and as he did a hot surge fashed through him.
"I'm good!" he muttered. Sheila also felt the flash, but that didn't stop either of them.
Angus felt the blood touch his fingers and as the book was about to touch it a blinding light sent twenty deadites and skeletons flying in opposite directions. In the scorched crater Ash and Sheila stood kissing. They finished and Ash opened his eyes. He looked down at Sheila's hand, which was attached to his chainsaw, which replaced his newly grown hand.
"Damn it! I just got it, let me break it in God!"Then Ash looked around.
Surrounding him was two hundred Skeletons alone, and at least a hundred deadites.
".....oh..... Hi guys...." he said as three hundred plus swords and spears and axes closed in around him and Sheila. "How ya all doin'?...."