David Xanatos was a big man in Manhatten. One of the richest in the city. He owned stocks, bonds, businesses, and, more recently, Wyvern castle atop the Eerie building, also in his posession. It just so happened that he was walking down the hallways of the Eerie building to speak with his assistant, and closest thing he had to a friend, Owen Burnett. The latter was in his quarters and that's where Xanatos was currently heading.
He turned the corner and continued down the hall to Owen's room. Upon reaching the door he was intending upon entering he was startled to hear grunting noises coming from behind the door. He knew Owen would never bring a woman back to the building or atleast not without taking the night off and informing him to prevent awekward situations. Yet he couldn't think of another reason. And as we've all heard the saying 'curiosity killed the cat' we all know better than to inspect such things. David Xanatos was apparently more curious than your average cat however and didn't have the same sense as we. Or atleast he wasn't willing to pass up the opportunity of seeing a very startled look on Owen's face from being walked in on.
And who knows? Owen might be in trouble, injured or something. How could he call himself a good employer if he didn't investigate such things?
Xanatos opened the door only to hear a very loud CRACK followed by his majordomo exclaiming rather loudly in colourful language. These events were accompanied by Xanatos nearly being scewered by a very sharp and very fast moving projectile lodging into the side of the door he had just opened, inches from his head. He casually pulled the thing out from the door, briefly examining it he tossed it into the garbage can beside Owen, who was holding a pair of nail clippers and his feet over-top of the aforementioned garbage can.
"Owen, I thought I told you to have that looked at? Toenails that hard aren't normal. But then, neither are you" Xanatos said with a wry smirk.
"Yes, sir" Was all Owen would reply.
AN: Ok, I don't know why Puck would make such a disfigurement to his other personality. Maybe he figures that being human he should drink a lot of milk to be healthy and thus it made his toenails really really hard. Don't ask.