I am naraku!

by Sinistrom

/Keeping this collaborative gem up as a reminder that everyone has written something silly, and there is no shame in that. Originally posted under PN Duckythemasterofthecheese/ Naraku gets an interview! cover your ears cause he's gonna do it in song! r and r

I wrought this to 'I am the monkey' a cute little flash video you should see if you haven't already, kraken baby you know what to do!

Kraken- sigh ducky doesn't own inu yasha and if she did shed be paying me for saying this. She also doesn't own I am the monkey as she doesn't know anything about making flash videos.

Because Im naraku!

(Interview with the monkey)

Welcome to the show!

Cheesy music plays as the camera focuses in on our camera crew as they interview naraku, let's watch!

"Here we are with the infamous naraku! Naraku how bout you tell your fans all about your self!" "Kukuku! All right insignificant mortals! I shall tell it, through song."

Thought clearing sound (AN- cover your ears. Naraku- silence!)

"I am naraku and,

I am thousands of demons

I am naraku and,

I am thousands of demons

And im that one

And that one

And that one and

Yes even that one!"

"Do you know why?

Because…"

"I was onigumo

And I could go anywhere

I was onigumo

And I could go anywhere

And I went there

And there

And yes even there!"

"Cause I loved kikyo

I summoned some demons

Cause I loved kikyo

I summoned some demons

And I summoned them to a cave

To that corner

And that corner and

Yes even that corner!"

"But I got over her and wanted the pretty jewel so…"

"I loved the jewel

So I became a demon

I loved the jewel

So I became a demon

They devoured me there

And there

And there and

Yes even there!"

"I hated kikyo

And inu yasha

I hated kikyo

And inu yasha

So I made them betray eachother here

And here

And here and

Yes even here!"

"So know im naraku

And im thousands of demons

So know im naraku

And im thousands of demons

And im that one

And that one and

Yes even that one!"

"So are we done with this foolishness?!" "Err just one more question, if your naraku" "yes" "and your thousands of demons" "yes" "then why can't you kill a half demon?"

"…HOW DARE YOU ADMONISH ME VERMIN!" "Uh oh".

R and R!!