Review: Jess, Drake, Sensei and Colin are surrounded by Sturm and his faithful soldiers. Grit is calming Nell down after her breakdown caused by Sturm's third attack. Hawke and the other COs are monitoring Sturm's progress. He plans to sweep in after Sturm weakens the COs and take over Wars World. And Sonja, Haichi, and Olaf are doing recon when they notice a cow that is slightly larger than the others.

Orange Star: Kanbei stands up. "I think we should go attack now! Eliminate those cows, make some burgers, and have a cookout!" Andy comes back in, wiping his wrench off.

"Cookout? PARTY!!!" Everyone stares him down. "Ok…maybe not." He looks around. "Well it looks like you guys aren't getting much done so I guess that I will have to do something. " He walks out. Everyone is still looking at him in silence.

"Junior's got a point, "Grit says. Andy pops back in, "STOP CALLING ME JUNIOR!!!"

Meanwhile, Sturm has mysteriously disappeared. Drake is looking at the cows and soldiers that surround them. "So….any ideas as to how we sail outta this one?"

"If you don't stop with your nautical phrases…"Jess mutters. Sensei nods again.

"I need a nap."

"How about this," Colin says. Everyone gets in a huddle and there is much whispering. The soldiers look on suspiciously. One cow ventures up and prods Sensei in the behind. "MOOOO!!!!" It says. Sensei looks offended.

"I do believe this cow just poked my bottom." He returns to the huddle.

Meanwhile, the recon team has come to a startling conclusion…

"Sturm is really a meat farmer from Texas!!!!" Sonja nods very solemnly. Olaf and Haichi look at each other then nod.

"It makes sense," the merchant CO says. "That could be where all these heifers came from." They watch the big cow amble around. It runs into another cow, and starts angrily mooing at it. The cow moos back. Suddenly, a meteor comes out of the sky and turns the second cow into ground beef.

"Will you look at that?" Olaf says. "A falling star."

"Wait a minute. Wasn't Sturm's CO Power something like that?" Sonja strokes her chin.

"Nah. He had some stupid power where he could control weather."
"Uh, Olaf, that would be Storm. She's part of the X-men. That's Marvel. This is Nintendo."

"Oh." Wolverine pops in.

"Yeah bub. Stay in your own universe." The COs look at each other as he disappears.

Grit and Andy have arrived in Green Earth. They stand in a valley where Sturm's ship landed.

"Well, this looks like the valley where Sturm's ship landed," Grit says. Andy nods.

"I wonder if I can fix it." He starts slowly creeping over to the ship. Grit grabs him.

"Wait a minute, son. We need to do this cautiously. If we creep through the woods here, we'll go undetected." Andy looks at him crazily.

"This isn't Fog of War, and we aren't in combat." As soon as the words leave his mouth, a fog rolls in. "Just great." Then a soldier pops out the ship and begins firing at the two COs. "What in the!"

"I got this." Grit pulls out his pistol (which somehow can snipe even though they have short ranges) and sneaks off into the forest. Andy is left alone, the sole target of the soldier. Suddenly, a pop sounds off and the soldier drops, dead. Grit walks out from behind him, holding the pistol. "This ain't for show."
"Hey! That looks like my cap gun from when I was ten!"

"Uh…I gotta go…" Grit creeps off into the woods and Andy loses sight of him.

The rest of the COs are still at Orange Star, preparing for the cookout.

"Ok," Nell says. "Now let's go get some beef."