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Jondy the Abandoner 3: Barcoded

Chapter 2: Heat Again

Zack understood his sister's bizarre behavior immediately as he entered her apartment. His body's obligatory lust was masked by his anger. Why didn't she call and warn him that she was going into heat? She was supposed to tell him not to come! It was the rule that he had for all the female X5s. It was why he always called before arriving.

Zack heard the sound of the shower turning on, and tried in vain not to picture Jondy naked, her skin slick from the shower. He made his hands into fists, and his nails dug deeply into his palms. Damn her for not calling! He went to sit on the couch and flipped on the TV. There had to be something on the tube to get his mind off of sex.

A soap opera… CLICK!

"-Will make your penis larger in just-" CLICK!

Spongebob reruns. Even when around a heated female, he shouldn't be able to turn Spongebob into an innuendo. Could he? "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at aaaall-" CLICK!

 reruns. Even when around a heated female, he shouldn't be able to turn into an innuendo. Could he? "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at aaaall-" CLICK!

Zack turned off the TV and buried his face in his hands. He tried to take as much of the scent of his own hand sweat into his nostrils as he could, hoping feebly that it would mask Jondy's pheromones. Jondy's pheromones however, were very strong, and they permeated the entire apartment. Zack rubbed his eyes. Across the apartment, the shower turned off.

A moment later, Eloise emerged from the bathroom wearing a purple bathrobe, her hair up in a damp towel-turban.

"You are supposed to call me if you are going to be in heat!" Zack raged, storming to the kitchen, where Eloise was now leaning over the counter.

Eloise shot him a wide grin. "Chill out Big Brother. Aldrea didn't tell me you were coming."

Zack's eyes narrowed. Eloise pulled the towel from her head, allowing her dark locks to tumble down her back. After this movement she locked her intense blue eyes back on Zack's and said, "besides, the heat totally snuck up on me anyway. I wasn't due for another month or two." Her grin widened.

Zack backed up to the wall of the kitchen. "I should go," he started.

However, now that he was up against the wall, his exit opportunities were fairly limited. Jondy edged up to him, and positioned her hands flat on the wall, on either side of his head. Zack grabbed her arms to push her away, but Jondy found a way to take advantage of this, and moved her arms in such a way that Zack's hands brushed up against her robe covered breasts.

"Jondy!" Zack yelled, trying to bring her back to her sense, but Zack's senses were fading fast as well. Jondy took charge by putting her hands on Zack's shoulders, and directing him toward her bedroom. Zack looked slightly lost, and Jondy flashed him that sexy, catlike smile again.

Once Zack's body was through the door, Jondy shrugged the bathrobe from her shoulders, and left it in the door frame. Zack turned around to find her completely naked and beautiful before him. Jondy slid the door closed with her foot.

Zack awoke with mid-day sun shining in his face. What the- how did he oversleep so badly? Then everything came rushing back. Jondy. Her heat. Her scent. Her small form beneath him… Oh god.

Zack leapt from Jondy's bed as if it were a pit of snakes, and quickly as he could redressed himself. The smell of sex and Jondy's heat was everywhere. She rolled over beneath the covers and sighed, her arm flopping out over the side of the bed.

Zack bolted from the room and sat on the couch. He checked the time; 1:38. Aldrea wouldn't be home from school for another hour or so. Zack wondered how long a heat cycle actually lasted. He'd never been so unable to control himself before. Argh. How could he be so stupid? He should've just left and explained why he didn't come to Aldrea later!

He stood up and began pacing. She didn't even know that he was coming. He shouldn't have trusted Aldrea to hand on the message. She couldn't have warned him anyway though. He should have left the moment he walked inside and realized what was going on. Now Jondy might be pregnant and it be his fault! It'd be his baby…

"ARGH!" Zack shouted, and punched the wall separating the living room from Eloise's room. He followed this by falling to the floor, and beating his head against the wall in frustration.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Eloise demanded, exiting her room, now dressed only in a pair of plaid boxers and a red t-shirt.

Zack raised his head embarrassed. "Don't you remember what happened?"

"Sure I do. You don't have to give yourself brain damage over it."

Zack gulped. She didn't seem to be in heat anymore. And if she wasn't in heat anymore, wouldn't that mean she was pregnant?

"It doesn't bother you that you had sex with your brother?" Zack inquired.

"It's not like we're blood related Zack. Besides, you said that Krit and Syl do it all the time."

Zack frowned.

"Whatever. I'm hungry," she said, and slunk into the kitchen.

"Want anything to eat?" Eloise asked, her head in the refrigerator.

"No, I'm fine." Zack couldn't imagine eating right now. His stomach flipped uncomfortably.

Eloise made herself a ham and turkey and butter sandwich, with no cheese or lettuce, or anything like that on it. Just meat, bread and butter. Lots of butter. She smiled at her own handiwork, and plopped down on the couch next to Zack, sandwich in hand.

"You sure you don't want any?" she asked innocently, while licking butter from her fingers.

"I said I was fine."

Zack watched Eloise eating. It was vaguely disgusting, but she somehow kept finding ways to make it sexy. Lapping up the excess butter, pulling an entire piece of ham from the sandwich with her teeth, and gulping it down ravenously.

Once finished she licked her lips and scooted closer to Zack, licking her fingers again. Her eyes looked glazed over and lustful.

"What are you doing Eloise?"

"What? You sure liked me like this earlier today," Jondy whispered in his ear.

Now Zack became very aware of the pheromones that she was still emitting. Their potency had dulled for him when she wasn't so close, because he'd been in the room with her all day. But now that she was climbing on top of him. Starting to grind herself onto his waist…

"Jondy! You have to stop this!"

She didn't even pause.

Zack stood up, ending her fun upon the couch. "Jondy! Aldrea is going to be home in a half an hour. Go in your room and get dressed soldier! That is a direct order from your CO!" Zack ordered.

Jondy's eyes lost their dazed appearance, and she nodded her head slowly. She stood and went into her bedroom, closing the door behind her. Zack could hear her rooting around for clothing, and he sighed. Aldrea was expecting him and excited for his visit. She'd probably want him to stay for dinner too, to which Eloise would be all too obliging.

This was going to be a long night.

TBC…

Please Review! And I mean seriously people because this is completely unlike anything I've ever written before.

Oh, and I dedicate this to Britney Spears for being such a slut, and having such slutty music for me to listen to!