HI! This is the sequel to "Demon Kindergarten". It's really funny.

Enjoy! –Goten

G: O yeah! I forgot to mention! Well, I don't feel like saying it…Inuyasha you do it… (groans and scratches head)

I: I don't wanna! You do it, Meanie!

G: If you do, I'll give you some ramen (waves it in the air)

I: (eyes turn into hearts then snaps out of it) Goten doesn't own me or Kagome or anybody else that Rumiko Takahashi created. But she does own my psycho teacher and that crybaby, Hayashi. (points)

H: WWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Chapter 1: What the hell's "Kristmas"?

Snow covered the school's entire property. Inuyasha was thrown in the window again. They now left the window open all the time so Inuyasha wouldn't break it for the 18th time. Then it didn't hurt so much and Inuyasha was grateful for that. When Kagome entered, she hung her jacket up and sat at her table and said good morning to Sango. When Ms. Izumi entered the room, everyone sat down.

"Hi, class. It is now December 18! And you all know what that means, right?"

Everybody cheered except for Inuyasha who merely said: "Huh?"

"It's only a week 'till Christmas!" she yelled.

Everybody cheered again, but Inuyasha raised his hand.

"Ms. Izumi, what's Christmas?"

Everyone stared at him, and then laughed. Inuyasha was still confused. He whispered to the laughing Kagome with a worried look on his face.

"Kagome, what's Christmas?"

Kagome was still laughing hysterically.

"AHHAAHAHAHA!!!! I'm (hah) sorry…….Christmas is a holiday humans celebrate because that's how we have fun during the winter. On Christmas, you get presents under a decorated tree, because Santa Claus delivers the presents."

"Santa Claws? Are you sure he isn't just a demon to lure humans into a death trap with presents under his evil tree?"

Kagome was silent, she wasn't laughing anymore.

"No, silly. Santa Claus isn't a demon at all. He's a magical dude that rides a flying sleigh with reindeer and lives in the North Pole." Kagome explained. Inuyasha was still puzzled.

Everyone in the class kept laughing at Inuyasha. Ms. Izumi stopped and blushed.

"Now, now, children, different people celebrate different holidays……….maybe Inuyasha's Jewish!"

Inuyasha was now totally confused. Who were these Jewish people his mentor has spoken of? And what's there to celebrate in the winter? It's mind-bendingly cold and Inuyasha especially hated it when it snowed, because Sesshomaru would always paralyze him with his poison claws make Inuyasha into a snowman. Although, his birthday was in winter and that was an exception, but that was still a month away. Humans are so weird.

RING sounded the bell.

"Okay, class! Let's make snowflakes!" 'nnounced Ms. Izumi.

Inuyasha learned that 'nnouncements are a teacher's way of saying "Listen up, or you're in trouble!" And he learned the hard way. One time, when they had to write their names on a sheet of paper, Inuyasha didn't listen and thought that they were just having a free-draw. He got a time-out for drawing a bloody, stick-figure battle scene.

Ms. Izumi passed out sheets of computer paper and showed the class to fold it. Inuyasha messed up big time, teared the thing to shreds and silently thought "Dammit!",because he knew if he said it out loud, he would get another time-out. Ms, Izumi came over and gave him another sheet of paper and helped him fold it. Some girls over at the blue table giggled because they were masters of origami, and Inuyasha couldn't even fold the paper into ¼'s. After Ms. Izumi folded Inuyasha's paper, she gave each student a pair of safety scissors.

"Do whatever you want to it. Give it as many edges as you like and shape it into anything, but nothing inappropriate…" she said in Inuyasha's direction, who grumbled silently.

"And that goes for you too, Miroku…"

The class spent about the entire day making snowflakes to hang on the walls and the ceiling. But the bad part was that they had to write their names on them. Inuyasha had the most trouble, but he managed on his own. After they made them, they hung them up all over the classroom. Inuyasha actually liked it, because he and Ms. Izumi were the only people who got to hand the snowflakes up on the ceiling. A lot of people were jealous and called Inuyasha a jumping teacher's pet. And guess what he did………POW crack boom punch kick!

Then the bell rang.

"Class dismissed!" said Ms. Izumi. Everyone cheered and ran out the door. Inuyasha heard Sango and Kagome talking about the evil demon "Santa Claws".

"He's going to be at the mall tomorrow! I'm going to ask for a new boomerang! What about you, Kag?" asked Sango.

"Hmmm……that's a tough decision, but I'll think about it when I'm in line!"

"Oh no!" thought Inuyasha.

"She's going to go in line to ask that demon for a gift, and then she's gonna be sucked down a raging, swirling portal of death! It'll be terrible! I have to warn her not to go!"

Inuyasha ran up to Kagome.

"Kagome! You're in DANGER!! If you go to that demon, he'll kill you! You can't go to the mall! Santa Claws will attack you!" yelled Inuyasha.

Kagome looked annoyed.

"For the last TIME!! He's not a demon! Now leave me alone!"

Inuyasha ran out the door.

"Feh. You're only asking for your own death, human!" Then he jumped from building to building back to his apartment.

That night, Inuyasha had a dream about Kagome. He was tossing and turning in his tree and shouting

"No Kagome! It's a trap! Santa Claws is a demon! Run for your life! NO!!! Kagome!!!!!!! Don't leave me!!!!!

KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha woke up with his eyes flying open and he was panting furiously and continuously saying: "It was just a dream………Kagome's not dead…………just a dream…………"

Inuyasha still was a little startled, so he jumped to his brother's tree and pushed him.

"Ungh…what?" asked Sesshomaru annoyingly.

"Sesshomaru, is Santa Claws real?"

Sesshomaru was silent for a moment, and then he merely said: "Watch the news, and then go to bed."

Inuyasha actually obeyed Sesshomaru and turned on the TV. It was obviously a rerun, but how was he supposed to know? A human woman with a microphone was on the screen and said all this stuff that Inuyasha didn't care about, then IT came.

"And as you already know folks…" she blazed on her microphone.

"Santa Claus is coming to town!"

Inuyasha gave a sharp yelp and turned off the TV. That declare meant that the legend was TRUE. It was on the news. That meant only one thing. Inuyasha was going to save Kagome from the evil demon monster tomorrow.