As a continuation from last chapter….

Sorry for the frikkin short chapters.

I do my best.

To killllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Uhh….

Alright…ummm….letsee

I don't own inuyasha.

Gee, how origional. I should make a song.

And I can make

Big bucks.

-.-;;

Kagura continued to stare at him (yes folks, for several hours, it takes that much time to take in his hotness). " So, are you like. Really old?"

" Excuse me?"

" So why do you have white hair?????????????????????" she trilled grinning as his cold manner looked slightly disgruntled.

His eyebrow (which was very well manicured) twitched " I'm the prince of ice city."

She narrowed her very large anime eyes. " No need to brag."

" No, I mean my hair is white because im--"

" STILL BRAGGING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MEN? MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE TESTOSTERONE OR SOMETHING!!!" she shouted to the heavens.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…so how old ARE you?"

" 23."

" LIARRRR!!!"

" I'm serious."

" Fine. I still think you're a liar, but next question. Are you a woman?"

Inuyasha leaned back in the recliner.

The voice box crackled " Have you guys done ANYTHING yet?!"

" We're waiting for the damn recruit."

" Oh, yeah…"

Kikyo killed the box.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes " dammit."

Meanwhile…. ADWHOA: " HELLO?!! HELLO!???"

Sango sat genially on her throne, chin resting on a hand. She heard the doors open in the main hall and stood up.

"Hello Kag--"

unfortunately… " OH SANGO-CHAN I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! HEY DID YOU JUST CALL ME KAGOME??? I AIN'T NO FREAKING PRINCESS THAT WEARS--"

Sesshomaru clapped his hand over her mouth trying his best to avoid her teeth.

" Hello Sango-sama." He directed coldly towards her. They weren't on the best of terms since he kicked her long time friend and his brother out of the Kingdom. " How are you?"

"Deaf."

Kagura broke free.

Sango sighed " I mean I'm fine, welcome, how are y—"

" LETS ALL KILL RANDOM PEOPLE IN THE CASTLE AND SEE WHAT THEY MAKE OF IT!!!"

Sesshomaru sighed, upset he had to put up with such a moron.

Sango smiled reassuringly, " It's fine, I know Kagura has issues." She turned to Sesshomaru. " May me and Kagura have a few minutes alone?"

"Fine." Sesshomaru replied indifferently.

"By ourselves."

"Yes." Sesshomaru said with the same tone.

He just doesn't get it.

" She means bug off you old pedophile!" Kagura shouted, arms extended to the ceiling.

" Oh." Sesshomaru walked briskly towards the main hall.

Sango leaned back in her ornate chair. " Want an orange?"

" Yupperz."

As soon as they were settled Sango looked up at Kagura " I'm worried about the family."

Kagura nodded understandingly " So am I. I mean, Musou isn't right in the head and Kanna smells like pie…"

" Not YOURE family! MINE!" Sango slammed her hands on the table exasperatedly.

"You're so selfish!" Kagura exclaimed in complete naiveté.

" KAGURA!"

" Fine, fine. But that Kagome has EVIL EYES!!! Don't worry. I'm sure noone is gonna to like, assassinate them or anything."

" Thanks, now about the leaks…"

"Sake?"

Sesshomaru glared at this…infernal human trying not to make eye contact.

Miroku leaned toward him " It's really goooooood…"

" Leave me alone." Sesshomaru answered him in a deep voice.

" Holy crap! You're a man!?!?"

growl snarl

" Youre lucky ya know?"

Sesshomaru turned " how so."

" Well, Kagura runs around in those tight kimonos and…" Miroku lowered at Sesshomaru's advancing gaze.

" That's my fiancé youre talking about."

Naraku: BWAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Haha!

" My Orange has a first name! It's B-O-B-E-R-T! My Orange has a second to live! Yummy!" Kagura sang.

Sango stared cross-eyed at her, head drooping on the table " Are you done yet?"

Kagura exclaimed " Nope! Green is the color of the green green grass! Blue is the color of the skyyyyyyyyyy! Red is the color of bloooooooooood! Stab stab stab stab stab stab! Yellow is the color of the suuuuuuuun! Orange is the color of Or-an-ges! Purple is the color of grapes! Red is the color of youre dried up scabs! After I've beaten you're faaaaaaace!"

She was very intoxicated indeed.

Finally, Sango dragged Kagura into the main hall, where Miroku and Sesshomaru are drinking sake as well.

" Wow…" Sesshomaru's voice trilled slightly. " I can see colors now…"

Miroku laughed insanely " hahaha—uh-oh….hello Sango dearie…"

Sango took in a deep breath, then: " WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRINKING ON THE JOB? YOU DISRESPEC—OH CRAP…I sound like my mother…oh well" She continued screaming her head off…

Kagura meanwhile, was spooning Sesshomaru " uh…YAY…you drink!!!"

Sesshomaru scooted his chair back " colors."

Kagura stole the sake away from him.

" NUUUUUOOO!!!!…I mean…oh no." Sesshomaru tried to keep his composure.

Kagura downed the sake.

And through all the ruckus one voice stood true and strong.

" I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKING DRINKING AGAI—"

and that was the wrong voice. Sorry there Sango. Here it is:

" Like..whoa."

Preppy, but true to her word.

Miroku picked himself off the floor " Oh, princess. Do you need anything?"

Kagome cheerfully shook her head " Nope! Naru-kun is getting stuff!"

" Yay for Naru-kun then. Umm…who is Naru-kun then?" Sango asked.

" Naraku. Duh."

" Oh."

Kagura narrowed her eyes. " Leaks are vegetables right?"

" Uh…yeah…wait no…the vegetable type is spelled with l-e-e-k. And the one we suspect Naru-kun of being is l-e-a-k." Miroku pondered.

Kagome raised an eyebrow. " Okay then…" and she walked out of the main hall.

" I can't do it." Inuyasha said.

" I don't get it." Kikyo said. " I didn't know you had siblings except for you're half brother."

Inuyasha glared at her " She's not my real sister, only in law. But we were really close and childhood friends before Sesshy kicked me out of the castle."

" We're still NOT allowed to back out on missions!" Kikyo argued.

Inuyasha glared " She's my fucking sister in law. What do you want me to do?"

" Kill her."

" No!"

" Yes!"

" No!"

" Yes!"

Koga interrupted " Well I would sugg--"

Inuyasha and Kikyo turned " SHUT UP!" and then resumed arguing.

" You're being selfish and only thinking of how you feel!" Kikyo shouted.

" Oh yeah? Well I can't kill her cause you're not the only one who's family was taken away from you!" Inuyasha shot back.

" Okay! Well at least they disowned you first and then went and got half of their lot killed!"

There was a long silence. Pain was etched into every premature line on Inuyasha's face.

" Oh, Inuyasha. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry."

" It doesn't matter, it wasn't you're fault anyways. Let's go." He said gruffly.

" Wait," Kikyo said " If you're Princess Kagome's brother then you're the queen's."

" Yeah. Cousin in law too."

Kikyo stood there. " So…if you weren't disowned, you would be…"

" The rightful heir to the throne. And, the prince."

Dooooooooooooom

Well that was fun folks and that's all for now. Ciao!

-koko