AN: Okay, here's chappie two! Regardless of whether or not you guys
thought I should continue, I just continued anyway! ^_____^ Soooooo,
here's chappie two, which should be (hopefully) even MORE funny!
Harry: The last chapter was disturbing, not funny . . .
SpicySugar: Harry, I think it wise that you do NOT criticize my work, since you are one of the characters . . .
Harry: *gulp*
SpicySugar: In fact, just for that, YOU will be the star character in this chapter!
Harry: Hey! That's not so bad! ^__^
SpicySugar: *rolls eyes* Just to clue you in, Harry, Malfoy was the star LAST chapter . . .
Harry: Oh . . . -_-;;;;
SpicySugar: Yeah, "oh". Now, if you don't want me to do something COMPLETELY horrible, I suggest you keep that cute little mouth of yours SHUT! Okay?
Harry: *tapes mouth shut with Spellotape and nods*
SpicySugar: Ummmm, Harry? You're going to NEED your mouth so you can TALK in the story . . . ?
Harry: O.O *rips off Spellotape and winces*
SpicySugar: Teenagers . . . heeeeey, wait a minute! I'M a teenager! Oh well. I'm probably pretty stupid at times too, so I can't talk . . . But anyway, let's just get on with the story, shall we?
Ginny: Should we wake Malfoy?
Hermione: Yes, let's . . . *both creep over to Malfoy's bed*
Ginny: *get out wand and points it at Draco* Ennervate!
Draco: *opens eyes blearily* Where am I? How did I get here? Whaaa . . . *and then it all comes flooding back* AHHHHHHHH! You mean it WASN'T a dream?!?!?
Hermione: no Malfoy, sadly, it wasn't. Now, are you going to get up or are you going to give us another performance?
Draco: Performance??
Ginny: Poor, poor Draco, doesn't remember a thing, tsk tsk tsk . . . *shakes head from side to side dramatically*
Draco: Remember WHAT?
Hermione: Oh Draco, didn't you know? You sing in your sleep! You gave us a rather stunning performance this morning . . .
Draco: *realization dawning on him* uh oh. I didn't sing the Barney song, did I?
Hermione & Ginny: O.o
Draco: I guess not. There's not much worse than that . . .
Harry: BUT, you did serenade us with "On Top of Spaghetti", "The Coconut Song", and "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells".
Draco: O_O It CAN get worse! @_@ *faints* X_X
Ron: *finally looks away from computer* Heeeeeeey, let's wake him up with a bucket of ice water!!!
*large bucket of ice water appears*
Harry & Ron: *grin evilly and pick up the bucket of water, then fall over because it weighs so much*
Harry: *takes out wand and points it at bucket* Wingardrium Leviosa! *bucket floats over to directly over top of Malfoy, Harry points his wand downwards, the bucket tips aaaaaaand . . .*
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *. . . the rest is history.*
All e/ Draco: *roar with laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Draco: *dripping wet* That is NOT funny!
Hermione: *in between laughs* Ye – Yes i – it i- i- is! HAHAHAHAHA!
Draco: . *gets sudden idea, takes out wand and points it at the other four people in the room* Petrificus Totalus Personas!
*everyone in the room goes rigid and falls over*
Draco: *smirks and walks through all the "victims", smiling at each one innocently.*
All e/ Draco: *thinks about being un-petrified and they all become normal again, then, without warning, they all jump up and point their wands at Draco and say all kinds of hexes! Spells fly, there is a great cloud of smoke and then . . .*
Draco: *totally unharmed* Ummmmm, I think you were trying to hit me, but somehow Potter got in the middle . . .
*Harry is lying on the floor as the smoke clears, and he looks so awful, I won't even explain it . . .*
Hermione: Oh My Goodness! *Rushes over to him and performs "Finite Incantatem"* Harry! Are you ok?
Harry: I think so . . . I want pizza . . .
Hermione: Harry, I'm concerned for you're sanity. Why would you want pizza at a time like this?
Harry: I WANT PIZZA NOW! *pizza appears* YAAAAAY! PIZZA! *opens box* And it's my favorite toppings too! Ham and pineapple!
All e/ Harry: Ewwwwwwwww . . .
Harry: *mouth full of pizza* Whaa?
Hermione: *ignoring the fact that Harry is talking with his mouth full* Who could like a topping like THAT?!?
Harry: MEEEEE! ^___________________^
All e/ Harry: O.O
Harry: What?
Draco: You're scary, Potter. It's sad to know that I'll be spending God knows how long in this room with a nutter like you. . .
Hermione: We scheduled another DA meeting for next week. So, if people can get in from the outside, we'll be out of here in six days!
Draco: O_O SIX DAYS?!?!?!? I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs around going berserk and destroying practically everything in the room, which all promptly repairs itself.*
Hermione: Harry, I've revised my decision: You're completely sane, THAT teenager is comepletely INSANE!
Ron: No kidding . . .
Ginny: Hey, can I have a piece of pizza Harry?
Harry: ^__^ Sure! *hands her a piece of pizza*
Ginny: *takes a bite* Hey! This isn't that bad!
Ron and Hermione: Let me try it! *each take a piece* Hey, this IS good!
*all suddenly become aware that Malfoy is still going nuts*
Hermione: *stuns him and continues eating*
*Once the first pizza and the newly appeared second pizza are eaten, Hermione wakes up Draco*
Draco: Ok, I'm sane now. What are we going to do?
Ginny: I know! Let's play truth or dare! |AN: If any of you are expecting any sensual stuff from this, you can leave the story now, because it AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!|
*all (reluctantly) agree*
Ginny: ok, I'll go first: Hermione, truth or dare?
Hermione: Truth.
Ginny: Who do you have a crush on?
Hermione: That is the oldest one in the book! Can't you think of anything different?
Ginny: NO! I've been dying to know this!
Hermione: Oh alright. But I'm going to put a confidentiality spell on the whole room that lasts for the whole game so certain UNTRUSTWORTHY people won't tell any secrets . . . *glares at Draco and says the spell* Now, what was the question again?
Ginny: Who do you like?
Hermione: Oh, *blushes* ummmmm, Dean Thomas.
Ginny: O.o . . . HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was the LAST answer I expected!
Harry and Ron: *look relieved*
Ginny: Ok, Hermione, you're turn.
Hermione: Malfoy, truth or dare?
Draco: Dare. I'm NOT a wuss.
Hermione: Okay then, but it's you're funeral . . .
Draco: *gulp*
Hermione: I dare you to dress up in flashy feminine clothes and sing and perform to Hilary Duff's "Why Not?"
Draco: WHAT?!?!?!? I'm not doing THAT!!!!
Ginny: You have to, Malfoy. Rules of the game. *before she even finishes speaking, Malfoy is dressed in a mini skirt, a tube top, and knee high snake skin boots.
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
All e/ Draco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Draco: I don't even know the words to this stupid song! I -- *but all of a sudden, he can hear the words in his head*
*boom box appears and starts playing the song. Draco gulps and starts to sing and dance as if under a spell . . .*
Why not why not
You act like you don't know me
When you see me on the street
You're making like I turn you off
When I know you think I'm sweet
It don't have to be like that
I guess you're insecure
But if you say what's on your mind
I might answer "sure"
So I walk a little slower
And I try to catch your eye
Sometimes it's so hard to see
The good things passing by
There may never be a sign
No flashing neon light
Telling you to make you move
Or when the time is right
So . . .
Chorus:
C- Why Not (why not)
C - Take a crazy chance?
C - Why not (why not)
C - do a crazy dance?
C - If you lose the moment
C - You might lose a lot
C - So why not?
C - Why not?
You always dress in yellow
When you wanna dress in gold
Instead of listnen' to your heart
You do just what your told
You keep waiting where you are
For what you'll never know
Lets just get into your car
And go, baby, go
So . . .
*chorus*
Ooooooh, I could be the one for you
Ooooooh yeah maybe yes maybe no
Ooooooh it could be the thing to do
All I'm saying is
You gotta let me know-o-o
bridge
You'll never get to heaven
Or even to L.A.
If you don't believe there's a way . . .
Why not (why not)
Take a star from the sky
Why not (why not)
Spread you wings and fly
Oh!
It might take a little
And it might take a lot
But why not?
Why not?
*chorus*
Malfoy: *VERY tired from singing and dancing* There! I did it! Happy now?
All e/ Draco: *don't hear him because they are laughing so hard* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Draco:
AN: I know, interesting place to end, but I gotta leave it off there, SORRY!!!!! REVIEW!
Harry: The last chapter was disturbing, not funny . . .
SpicySugar: Harry, I think it wise that you do NOT criticize my work, since you are one of the characters . . .
Harry: *gulp*
SpicySugar: In fact, just for that, YOU will be the star character in this chapter!
Harry: Hey! That's not so bad! ^__^
SpicySugar: *rolls eyes* Just to clue you in, Harry, Malfoy was the star LAST chapter . . .
Harry: Oh . . . -_-;;;;
SpicySugar: Yeah, "oh". Now, if you don't want me to do something COMPLETELY horrible, I suggest you keep that cute little mouth of yours SHUT! Okay?
Harry: *tapes mouth shut with Spellotape and nods*
SpicySugar: Ummmm, Harry? You're going to NEED your mouth so you can TALK in the story . . . ?
Harry: O.O *rips off Spellotape and winces*
SpicySugar: Teenagers . . . heeeeey, wait a minute! I'M a teenager! Oh well. I'm probably pretty stupid at times too, so I can't talk . . . But anyway, let's just get on with the story, shall we?
Ginny: Should we wake Malfoy?
Hermione: Yes, let's . . . *both creep over to Malfoy's bed*
Ginny: *get out wand and points it at Draco* Ennervate!
Draco: *opens eyes blearily* Where am I? How did I get here? Whaaa . . . *and then it all comes flooding back* AHHHHHHHH! You mean it WASN'T a dream?!?!?
Hermione: no Malfoy, sadly, it wasn't. Now, are you going to get up or are you going to give us another performance?
Draco: Performance??
Ginny: Poor, poor Draco, doesn't remember a thing, tsk tsk tsk . . . *shakes head from side to side dramatically*
Draco: Remember WHAT?
Hermione: Oh Draco, didn't you know? You sing in your sleep! You gave us a rather stunning performance this morning . . .
Draco: *realization dawning on him* uh oh. I didn't sing the Barney song, did I?
Hermione & Ginny: O.o
Draco: I guess not. There's not much worse than that . . .
Harry: BUT, you did serenade us with "On Top of Spaghetti", "The Coconut Song", and "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells".
Draco: O_O It CAN get worse! @_@ *faints* X_X
Ron: *finally looks away from computer* Heeeeeeey, let's wake him up with a bucket of ice water!!!
*large bucket of ice water appears*
Harry & Ron: *grin evilly and pick up the bucket of water, then fall over because it weighs so much*
Harry: *takes out wand and points it at bucket* Wingardrium Leviosa! *bucket floats over to directly over top of Malfoy, Harry points his wand downwards, the bucket tips aaaaaaand . . .*
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *. . . the rest is history.*
All e/ Draco: *roar with laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Draco: *dripping wet* That is NOT funny!
Hermione: *in between laughs* Ye – Yes i – it i- i- is! HAHAHAHAHA!
Draco: . *gets sudden idea, takes out wand and points it at the other four people in the room* Petrificus Totalus Personas!
*everyone in the room goes rigid and falls over*
Draco: *smirks and walks through all the "victims", smiling at each one innocently.*
All e/ Draco: *thinks about being un-petrified and they all become normal again, then, without warning, they all jump up and point their wands at Draco and say all kinds of hexes! Spells fly, there is a great cloud of smoke and then . . .*
Draco: *totally unharmed* Ummmmm, I think you were trying to hit me, but somehow Potter got in the middle . . .
*Harry is lying on the floor as the smoke clears, and he looks so awful, I won't even explain it . . .*
Hermione: Oh My Goodness! *Rushes over to him and performs "Finite Incantatem"* Harry! Are you ok?
Harry: I think so . . . I want pizza . . .
Hermione: Harry, I'm concerned for you're sanity. Why would you want pizza at a time like this?
Harry: I WANT PIZZA NOW! *pizza appears* YAAAAAY! PIZZA! *opens box* And it's my favorite toppings too! Ham and pineapple!
All e/ Harry: Ewwwwwwwww . . .
Harry: *mouth full of pizza* Whaa?
Hermione: *ignoring the fact that Harry is talking with his mouth full* Who could like a topping like THAT?!?
Harry: MEEEEE! ^___________________^
All e/ Harry: O.O
Harry: What?
Draco: You're scary, Potter. It's sad to know that I'll be spending God knows how long in this room with a nutter like you. . .
Hermione: We scheduled another DA meeting for next week. So, if people can get in from the outside, we'll be out of here in six days!
Draco: O_O SIX DAYS?!?!?!? I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs around going berserk and destroying practically everything in the room, which all promptly repairs itself.*
Hermione: Harry, I've revised my decision: You're completely sane, THAT teenager is comepletely INSANE!
Ron: No kidding . . .
Ginny: Hey, can I have a piece of pizza Harry?
Harry: ^__^ Sure! *hands her a piece of pizza*
Ginny: *takes a bite* Hey! This isn't that bad!
Ron and Hermione: Let me try it! *each take a piece* Hey, this IS good!
*all suddenly become aware that Malfoy is still going nuts*
Hermione: *stuns him and continues eating*
*Once the first pizza and the newly appeared second pizza are eaten, Hermione wakes up Draco*
Draco: Ok, I'm sane now. What are we going to do?
Ginny: I know! Let's play truth or dare! |AN: If any of you are expecting any sensual stuff from this, you can leave the story now, because it AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!|
*all (reluctantly) agree*
Ginny: ok, I'll go first: Hermione, truth or dare?
Hermione: Truth.
Ginny: Who do you have a crush on?
Hermione: That is the oldest one in the book! Can't you think of anything different?
Ginny: NO! I've been dying to know this!
Hermione: Oh alright. But I'm going to put a confidentiality spell on the whole room that lasts for the whole game so certain UNTRUSTWORTHY people won't tell any secrets . . . *glares at Draco and says the spell* Now, what was the question again?
Ginny: Who do you like?
Hermione: Oh, *blushes* ummmmm, Dean Thomas.
Ginny: O.o . . . HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was the LAST answer I expected!
Harry and Ron: *look relieved*
Ginny: Ok, Hermione, you're turn.
Hermione: Malfoy, truth or dare?
Draco: Dare. I'm NOT a wuss.
Hermione: Okay then, but it's you're funeral . . .
Draco: *gulp*
Hermione: I dare you to dress up in flashy feminine clothes and sing and perform to Hilary Duff's "Why Not?"
Draco: WHAT?!?!?!? I'm not doing THAT!!!!
Ginny: You have to, Malfoy. Rules of the game. *before she even finishes speaking, Malfoy is dressed in a mini skirt, a tube top, and knee high snake skin boots.
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
All e/ Draco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Draco: I don't even know the words to this stupid song! I -- *but all of a sudden, he can hear the words in his head*
*boom box appears and starts playing the song. Draco gulps and starts to sing and dance as if under a spell . . .*
Why not why not
You act like you don't know me
When you see me on the street
You're making like I turn you off
When I know you think I'm sweet
It don't have to be like that
I guess you're insecure
But if you say what's on your mind
I might answer "sure"
So I walk a little slower
And I try to catch your eye
Sometimes it's so hard to see
The good things passing by
There may never be a sign
No flashing neon light
Telling you to make you move
Or when the time is right
So . . .
Chorus:
C- Why Not (why not)
C - Take a crazy chance?
C - Why not (why not)
C - do a crazy dance?
C - If you lose the moment
C - You might lose a lot
C - So why not?
C - Why not?
You always dress in yellow
When you wanna dress in gold
Instead of listnen' to your heart
You do just what your told
You keep waiting where you are
For what you'll never know
Lets just get into your car
And go, baby, go
So . . .
*chorus*
Ooooooh, I could be the one for you
Ooooooh yeah maybe yes maybe no
Ooooooh it could be the thing to do
All I'm saying is
You gotta let me know-o-o
bridge
You'll never get to heaven
Or even to L.A.
If you don't believe there's a way . . .
Why not (why not)
Take a star from the sky
Why not (why not)
Spread you wings and fly
Oh!
It might take a little
And it might take a lot
But why not?
Why not?
*chorus*
Malfoy: *VERY tired from singing and dancing* There! I did it! Happy now?
All e/ Draco: *don't hear him because they are laughing so hard* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Draco:
AN: I know, interesting place to end, but I gotta leave it off there, SORRY!!!!! REVIEW!