AN: HAPPY DAY!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I'm a LITTLE bit hyper. . .and very happy!
Wanna know WHY I'm so happy?
Because I just published a story on FictionPress.com!!!!!!!!!!! (And I'm host a slumber party on the 12th! YAY!)
If you would like to read it, go to the site (there is a link to it on the login screen, for all of you who are members of ff.net), use the search feature to type in my penname (Escritor), click on my name link, and then go to the bottom of the page and the link to the story will be there! It is called Elizabeth's Story.
And, for all of you who have never been to FictionPress, it works EXACTLY like FanFiction.net, so if you know how to operate THIS site, then you should know how to operate FictionPress!
Ok, now, to business. . .
I am going to do shout outs THIS chapter for the past TWO chapters, ok? And if you don't see a shout out regarding you and you KNOW that you reviewed the last two chapters, or at least one of them, I am very sorry.
Ok, TO THE SHOUT OUTS!!!!!!
ROSE – Yes, I think it's cool, too. I'm glad you think so as well!
Marauders Gal – The Draco Sleeping performance was my favorite scene to write! So, naturally, I like it too!
gin – I love writing random stories, so it's good that you think the randomness is funny! Ok, now onto you list of questions. . .You will have to read and learn to find out the next stupid thing about Malfoy, ham and pineapple is very good, yes, but pepperoni is still MY favorite, and your not allowed to know who saves them yet! (heck, I don't even know yet!)
Insane and Crazy – were you on some serious sugar when you reviewed my story? I really enjoyed the complete and total randomness of your review. I have NO idea how you would call what you were attempting an American flag, but I give you credit anyway! And, no problem with "not going all nasty with the truth or dare", because if I HAD, the humor would have been taken out of the story! And I really like Insane's last line. . .hehe. AND, I did some special research JUST for you, and I found out how to make a piggy face! {:@) See? I think that is the closest it's gonna get, though.
And, NOW onto the next hilarious chapter!
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Draco: *still recovering from the shock of having to sing and dance in front of his worst enemies* I'm going to get you for that one, Granger. . .OK, Potter, truth or dare?
Harry: *stays silent for a minute, contemplating the possibilities: He could pick dare, but Draco might take out his seething anger on him, so he could pick truth, but then he would look like a wuss. . .*
Draco: Hurry up, already!
Harry: Okay, okay! I pick. . .uhhhhhh. . .truth! NO! Dare! No, no, truth! No, wait, Dare! No –
Draco: Oh, gods, Potter, just take your first pick!
Harry: truth?
Draco: Yes.
Harry: Ok, I pick Truth!
Draco: Ok, then. Lets see. . .*smirks evilly* what is your most embarrassing moment that has happened at this school?
Harry: *seems unphased by the question and starts ticking them off on his fingers* Well, there was the time in first year where everybody couldn't take their eyes off me because I was so famous, then there was second year where everybody thought I was a murderer, and in third year when – well, I can't think of one off the top of my head from third year, and in fourth year when I was picked as a school champion and people were making fun of me throughout the whole year, and then there was fifth year –
Draco: Ok, ok! I get it! That was a stupid question; can I ask another one?
Ginny: No, Malfoy, you only get ONE question per turn.
Draco: *seems angry at the complete waste of a turn* Fine, then.
Ginny: Harry, your turn.
Harry: Okay! Ron, I hate to do it mate, but, Truth or Dare?
Ron: *seems even more flustered then Harry was* Uhhhhhhh. . . I guess I'll do. . .Dare.
Harry: Now, what can I make my best friend do that won't cause him to hate me for the rest of my life. . .hmmmmmm. .
Ron: Well, you could –
Hermione: RON! You're not supposed to give him ideas! YOU'RE the one that's going to be doing the dare!
Ron: Oh.
Harry: I've got it! You have to dress up like a baby and ACT like one for a FULL FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!
Ron: O.O Uh-oh. . . *suddenly, he is wearing a baby-blue T-shirt, a HUGE diaper, a blue bonnet, a white bib, and he has a rattle in one hand and a bottle with milk in it in the other.*
Everyone e/ Ron: *trying to hold in their laughter very hard, but they just can't succeed. . .* HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH AHAHA!!!!!
Ron: *blushing harder than he has ever before, he gets down on all fours and starts to crawl around the room, making baby noises and sucking on his bottle every once in a while.*
*Meanwhile, everyone else is laughing and Draco has a -*
Ginny: A VIDEO CAMERA?!?!?
Draco: You just have to capture the moments. . .I think I might show this to the whole school if we ever got out of here. . .
Ginny: But – but – that HAS to be against the rules!
Harry: Actually, Gin, it's not. I used the same one to videotape Malfoy singing and dancing!
Draco: WHAT?!?! *drops video camera by accident*
Harry: Yup, and I think I might show it to the whole school AND to the people that are at your wedding on your wedding day! If you ever HAVE a wedding, that is. . .
Draco: But – you – how – that's – GRRRRRR!!!! Fine, I'll stop the tape. . .*pushes the "stop recording" button.*
*In the meantime, Ron's five minutes have ended and he gets dressed back in normal clothes again.*
Ron: Ok, now that I have been COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY HUMILIATED BY MY BEST FRIEND. . .can we continue play?
Hermione: Yes, Ron. It's your turn.
Ron: Ok. . .Gin, Truth or Dare?
Ginny: Truth.
Ron: MAN, girls are such BABIES! *then realizing what he has just said, he corrects himself* I mean, girls are such wusses!
Ginny: OK, then, Mr. I'm-so-high-and-mighty-that-I-just-pretended-to-be-a- baby, DARE!
Ron: *ignoring the fact that he was just insulted* Good. I dare you to. . .Uhhhhhhh. . .act like a chimpanzee! For five minutes!
Ginny: Ok, that was oddly random. . .here goes nothing! *squats down and uses her knuckles for support as she swings around the room making monkey noises, occasionally stopping to scratch her head and imitate picking bugs out her hair – for five minutes strait*
Hermione: *applauding* Brava, brava Ginny! Very good! {AN: if you don't know what "Brava" means, it's the female pronunciation of "Bravo". If you don't know what "Bravo" means, you are just sad. . .}
Ginny: Thank you, thank you! *bows deeply*
Harry: I noticed you didn't tape, that one Malfoy, can I ask why?
Draco: because I just KNOW that you are going to use it for blackmail SOMEHOW, and I'm not taking any chances.
Harry: okay then! I'm tired of this game, how about you guys?
All e/ Harry: Yeah.
Draco: Great. Now we're stuck in a room for six days OR LONGER, and there's nothing to do!
Hermione: *slyly* I have an idea. . .
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AN: Oooooooooooooh, what is Hermione's lovely idea? YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPPIE TO FIND OUT!!!!
Hehehe, I'm so cruel.
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Oh yeah, and review my other story called Malfoy's Twin.
If you do NOT like Malfoy, don't read that story.
It's a more serious story and Malfoy is GOOD in it.
But read it and review anyway!
Ta!
SpicySugar
Because I just published a story on FictionPress.com!!!!!!!!!!! (And I'm host a slumber party on the 12th! YAY!)
If you would like to read it, go to the site (there is a link to it on the login screen, for all of you who are members of ff.net), use the search feature to type in my penname (Escritor), click on my name link, and then go to the bottom of the page and the link to the story will be there! It is called Elizabeth's Story.
And, for all of you who have never been to FictionPress, it works EXACTLY like FanFiction.net, so if you know how to operate THIS site, then you should know how to operate FictionPress!
Ok, now, to business. . .
I am going to do shout outs THIS chapter for the past TWO chapters, ok? And if you don't see a shout out regarding you and you KNOW that you reviewed the last two chapters, or at least one of them, I am very sorry.
Ok, TO THE SHOUT OUTS!!!!!!
ROSE – Yes, I think it's cool, too. I'm glad you think so as well!
Marauders Gal – The Draco Sleeping performance was my favorite scene to write! So, naturally, I like it too!
gin – I love writing random stories, so it's good that you think the randomness is funny! Ok, now onto you list of questions. . .You will have to read and learn to find out the next stupid thing about Malfoy, ham and pineapple is very good, yes, but pepperoni is still MY favorite, and your not allowed to know who saves them yet! (heck, I don't even know yet!)
Insane and Crazy – were you on some serious sugar when you reviewed my story? I really enjoyed the complete and total randomness of your review. I have NO idea how you would call what you were attempting an American flag, but I give you credit anyway! And, no problem with "not going all nasty with the truth or dare", because if I HAD, the humor would have been taken out of the story! And I really like Insane's last line. . .hehe. AND, I did some special research JUST for you, and I found out how to make a piggy face! {:@) See? I think that is the closest it's gonna get, though.
And, NOW onto the next hilarious chapter!
{:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) {:@) (Just for you, Insane and Crazy!)
Draco: *still recovering from the shock of having to sing and dance in front of his worst enemies* I'm going to get you for that one, Granger. . .OK, Potter, truth or dare?
Harry: *stays silent for a minute, contemplating the possibilities: He could pick dare, but Draco might take out his seething anger on him, so he could pick truth, but then he would look like a wuss. . .*
Draco: Hurry up, already!
Harry: Okay, okay! I pick. . .uhhhhhh. . .truth! NO! Dare! No, no, truth! No, wait, Dare! No –
Draco: Oh, gods, Potter, just take your first pick!
Harry: truth?
Draco: Yes.
Harry: Ok, I pick Truth!
Draco: Ok, then. Lets see. . .*smirks evilly* what is your most embarrassing moment that has happened at this school?
Harry: *seems unphased by the question and starts ticking them off on his fingers* Well, there was the time in first year where everybody couldn't take their eyes off me because I was so famous, then there was second year where everybody thought I was a murderer, and in third year when – well, I can't think of one off the top of my head from third year, and in fourth year when I was picked as a school champion and people were making fun of me throughout the whole year, and then there was fifth year –
Draco: Ok, ok! I get it! That was a stupid question; can I ask another one?
Ginny: No, Malfoy, you only get ONE question per turn.
Draco: *seems angry at the complete waste of a turn* Fine, then.
Ginny: Harry, your turn.
Harry: Okay! Ron, I hate to do it mate, but, Truth or Dare?
Ron: *seems even more flustered then Harry was* Uhhhhhhh. . . I guess I'll do. . .Dare.
Harry: Now, what can I make my best friend do that won't cause him to hate me for the rest of my life. . .hmmmmmm. .
Ron: Well, you could –
Hermione: RON! You're not supposed to give him ideas! YOU'RE the one that's going to be doing the dare!
Ron: Oh.
Harry: I've got it! You have to dress up like a baby and ACT like one for a FULL FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!
Ron: O.O Uh-oh. . . *suddenly, he is wearing a baby-blue T-shirt, a HUGE diaper, a blue bonnet, a white bib, and he has a rattle in one hand and a bottle with milk in it in the other.*
Everyone e/ Ron: *trying to hold in their laughter very hard, but they just can't succeed. . .* HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH AHAHA!!!!!
Ron: *blushing harder than he has ever before, he gets down on all fours and starts to crawl around the room, making baby noises and sucking on his bottle every once in a while.*
*Meanwhile, everyone else is laughing and Draco has a -*
Ginny: A VIDEO CAMERA?!?!?
Draco: You just have to capture the moments. . .I think I might show this to the whole school if we ever got out of here. . .
Ginny: But – but – that HAS to be against the rules!
Harry: Actually, Gin, it's not. I used the same one to videotape Malfoy singing and dancing!
Draco: WHAT?!?! *drops video camera by accident*
Harry: Yup, and I think I might show it to the whole school AND to the people that are at your wedding on your wedding day! If you ever HAVE a wedding, that is. . .
Draco: But – you – how – that's – GRRRRRR!!!! Fine, I'll stop the tape. . .*pushes the "stop recording" button.*
*In the meantime, Ron's five minutes have ended and he gets dressed back in normal clothes again.*
Ron: Ok, now that I have been COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY HUMILIATED BY MY BEST FRIEND. . .can we continue play?
Hermione: Yes, Ron. It's your turn.
Ron: Ok. . .Gin, Truth or Dare?
Ginny: Truth.
Ron: MAN, girls are such BABIES! *then realizing what he has just said, he corrects himself* I mean, girls are such wusses!
Ginny: OK, then, Mr. I'm-so-high-and-mighty-that-I-just-pretended-to-be-a- baby, DARE!
Ron: *ignoring the fact that he was just insulted* Good. I dare you to. . .Uhhhhhhh. . .act like a chimpanzee! For five minutes!
Ginny: Ok, that was oddly random. . .here goes nothing! *squats down and uses her knuckles for support as she swings around the room making monkey noises, occasionally stopping to scratch her head and imitate picking bugs out her hair – for five minutes strait*
Hermione: *applauding* Brava, brava Ginny! Very good! {AN: if you don't know what "Brava" means, it's the female pronunciation of "Bravo". If you don't know what "Bravo" means, you are just sad. . .}
Ginny: Thank you, thank you! *bows deeply*
Harry: I noticed you didn't tape, that one Malfoy, can I ask why?
Draco: because I just KNOW that you are going to use it for blackmail SOMEHOW, and I'm not taking any chances.
Harry: okay then! I'm tired of this game, how about you guys?
All e/ Harry: Yeah.
Draco: Great. Now we're stuck in a room for six days OR LONGER, and there's nothing to do!
Hermione: *slyly* I have an idea. . .
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AN: Oooooooooooooh, what is Hermione's lovely idea? YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPPIE TO FIND OUT!!!!
Hehehe, I'm so cruel.
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Those symbols mean REVIEW!
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REVIEW!
Oh yeah, and review my other story called Malfoy's Twin.
If you do NOT like Malfoy, don't read that story.
It's a more serious story and Malfoy is GOOD in it.
But read it and review anyway!
Ta!
SpicySugar