AN: Well, here's chapter 5! (please note: it's not really funny at all.
Except for maybe one part, but I stole it from my best friend AnimaeGurl.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the games in this chapter.
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Hermione: Why don't we all play some board and card games?
Ron: We're going to play games where we got bored? I'm bored enough already!
Harry: No, Ron, board as in A BOARD
Ron: Oh.
~*~5 minutes later~*~
Ginny: HA! Queen beats a ten! [Card Game – War]
~*~An hour after that. . .~*~
Draco: I suggest that it was Professor Plum in the Lounge with the Wrench. [Board game – Clue]
~*~45 minutes after THAT. . .~*~
Harry: Got any two's?
Ron: Go fish. [Card Game – Go Fish – But I think we all knew this one. . .]
~*~a half hour after that. . .~*~
Hermione: YAHTZEE!!!!! [Dice game – obviously, Yahtzee]
~*~And, 35 minutes following the previous game~*~
Harry: Pay up! You owe me a hundred for rent! [board game – Monopoly]
~*~15 minutes later~*~
Draco: Well, now that we have spent the past THREE HOURS playing mindless games, what should we do now?
Hermione: *yawns* It's getting late, maybe we should just go to bed.
All: Ok. *gets into bed and falls asleep*
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~*~next morning~*~
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Hermione: *wakes up - yawns* Hmmmmmmm. . .I think I'll make some breakfast. *gets out of bed, gets dressed, and starts to make pancakes*
*everyone else except Draco wakes up and blearily makes their way to the kitchen*
Harry: *sleepily* Whatcha fixin, 'Mione?
Hermione: Pancakes, and DON'T CALL ME MIONE!!!!!! .
Harry: Ok, ok. . .somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bread. . .
Ginny: Uh, Harry? Don't you mean "bed"?
Harry: That's what I said!
Ginny: Sure you did Harry . . . -_-
Ron: hey, how come Malfoy is still asleep?
Hermione: How should I know? He can probably sleep through ANYthing.
Harry: *evil grin appearing* Well, I know ONE thing that will wake him up . . .
Ginny: BESIDES a bucket of water?
Harry: *evil grin gets wider* Ok, I know TWO things that will wake him up!
Ginny: Oops . . . -_-
Harry: *tip toes over to Draco's bed (although this is not necessary, since he could sleep through a freight train) and says loudly* EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOU LIVES, IT'S BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *sit bolt up right* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE? WHERE IS HE? AHHHHH!!!!! *jumps up and hides under bed*
All e/ Draco: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *peeks out from under bed* you mean he's not here?
Harry: *in between laughs* nope!
Draco: *gets out from under bed quickly and turns seething mad* POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All e/ Draco: *stop laughing immediately*
Draco: how – did – you – know – about – my – FEAR?!?
Harry: uh – uh – SpicySugar told me!
Draco: *narrows eyes and looks at the ceiling – says with furious anger in every syllable* AND WHY DID *YOU* TELL *HIM* ABOUT THIS, HUH SPICYSUGAR?!?!?!?!!!? HOW DID YOU EVEN *KNOW*?!?!?!
SpicySugar: *walks in through the door and closes it behind her* Now, now, no need to be so angry Draco.
Draco: *sees SpicySugar and gulps – he hadn't expected to see her IN PERSON . . .* Well – I – uh –
SpicySugar: I told Harry about your greatest fear, Draco, because I wanted to add just a LITTLE bit of humor to this boring chapter.
Draco: But how did you know?!?
SpicySugar: Because . . .*takes a book from behind her back* I have your super-secret-never-to-be-seen-by-anyone-because-it-is-so-top-secret journal.
Draco: GIVE THAT BACK!!!!!!! THAT'S HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT ALL THE OTHER STUFF TOO!!!!
SpicySugar: Yes it is. And I'm not going to give it back because this is where I learn all the stupid stuff about you that I use to make my chapters a bit juicier.
Draco: GIVE IT NOW OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!
SpicySugar: or else what?
Draco: or else – uh – or else – I'll – uh – I'll set a rabid dog on you!
SpicySugar: And just where are you going to get a rabid dog?
Draco: *getting more confident again* this room gives me what I require! So I can just make a rabid dog appear by concentrating on it!
SpicySugar: *keeping her cool* Oh. Well, too bad that I've disabled the requirement setting for my little stay here.
Draco: but – but – but –
SpicySugar: Well, guys, I best be on my way. See you later! *opens door* if you ever get out of this room, anyway.
Harry: How did you open the door?!??!??!??!??!
SpicySugar: Because I'm the authoress and I can do what I want. *walks out of door* Ta! *closes door*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rush for the door and try to open it but it has locked again.*
Hermione: You know, I'm starting to not like our author. I would have preferred a ROMANCE author to this!
Ginny: be careful what you wish for, Hermione . . .
Hermione: O.O Your right. I think I WOULD prefer this to a romance . . .
END (for now)
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AN: No, this is NOT the end of the story. Fear not. Now, REVIEW!!!!!!!!! AND READ MY OTHER STORY!!!!!!!! (please?)
P.S. – the thing I stole from AnimaeGurl was Malfoy's "Barney Phase", OK? She didn't copyright it, so I am free to use it. (P.S. – if you like Yu-Gi- Oh humor stories, read hers – they are HILARIOUS! Even more funny that this one – in fact, they are A LOT more funny than this one -_-)
P.P.S. – I NEED IDEAS!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the games in this chapter.
~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*~
Hermione: Why don't we all play some board and card games?
Ron: We're going to play games where we got bored? I'm bored enough already!
Harry: No, Ron, board as in A BOARD
Ron: Oh.
~*~5 minutes later~*~
Ginny: HA! Queen beats a ten! [Card Game – War]
~*~An hour after that. . .~*~
Draco: I suggest that it was Professor Plum in the Lounge with the Wrench. [Board game – Clue]
~*~45 minutes after THAT. . .~*~
Harry: Got any two's?
Ron: Go fish. [Card Game – Go Fish – But I think we all knew this one. . .]
~*~a half hour after that. . .~*~
Hermione: YAHTZEE!!!!! [Dice game – obviously, Yahtzee]
~*~And, 35 minutes following the previous game~*~
Harry: Pay up! You owe me a hundred for rent! [board game – Monopoly]
~*~15 minutes later~*~
Draco: Well, now that we have spent the past THREE HOURS playing mindless games, what should we do now?
Hermione: *yawns* It's getting late, maybe we should just go to bed.
All: Ok. *gets into bed and falls asleep*
~*~
~*~next morning~*~
~*~
Hermione: *wakes up - yawns* Hmmmmmmm. . .I think I'll make some breakfast. *gets out of bed, gets dressed, and starts to make pancakes*
*everyone else except Draco wakes up and blearily makes their way to the kitchen*
Harry: *sleepily* Whatcha fixin, 'Mione?
Hermione: Pancakes, and DON'T CALL ME MIONE!!!!!! .
Harry: Ok, ok. . .somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bread. . .
Ginny: Uh, Harry? Don't you mean "bed"?
Harry: That's what I said!
Ginny: Sure you did Harry . . . -_-
Ron: hey, how come Malfoy is still asleep?
Hermione: How should I know? He can probably sleep through ANYthing.
Harry: *evil grin appearing* Well, I know ONE thing that will wake him up . . .
Ginny: BESIDES a bucket of water?
Harry: *evil grin gets wider* Ok, I know TWO things that will wake him up!
Ginny: Oops . . . -_-
Harry: *tip toes over to Draco's bed (although this is not necessary, since he could sleep through a freight train) and says loudly* EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOU LIVES, IT'S BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *sit bolt up right* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE? WHERE IS HE? AHHHHH!!!!! *jumps up and hides under bed*
All e/ Draco: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: *peeks out from under bed* you mean he's not here?
Harry: *in between laughs* nope!
Draco: *gets out from under bed quickly and turns seething mad* POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All e/ Draco: *stop laughing immediately*
Draco: how – did – you – know – about – my – FEAR?!?
Harry: uh – uh – SpicySugar told me!
Draco: *narrows eyes and looks at the ceiling – says with furious anger in every syllable* AND WHY DID *YOU* TELL *HIM* ABOUT THIS, HUH SPICYSUGAR?!?!?!?!!!? HOW DID YOU EVEN *KNOW*?!?!?!
SpicySugar: *walks in through the door and closes it behind her* Now, now, no need to be so angry Draco.
Draco: *sees SpicySugar and gulps – he hadn't expected to see her IN PERSON . . .* Well – I – uh –
SpicySugar: I told Harry about your greatest fear, Draco, because I wanted to add just a LITTLE bit of humor to this boring chapter.
Draco: But how did you know?!?
SpicySugar: Because . . .*takes a book from behind her back* I have your super-secret-never-to-be-seen-by-anyone-because-it-is-so-top-secret journal.
Draco: GIVE THAT BACK!!!!!!! THAT'S HOW YOU KNEW ABOUT ALL THE OTHER STUFF TOO!!!!
SpicySugar: Yes it is. And I'm not going to give it back because this is where I learn all the stupid stuff about you that I use to make my chapters a bit juicier.
Draco: GIVE IT NOW OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!
SpicySugar: or else what?
Draco: or else – uh – or else – I'll – uh – I'll set a rabid dog on you!
SpicySugar: And just where are you going to get a rabid dog?
Draco: *getting more confident again* this room gives me what I require! So I can just make a rabid dog appear by concentrating on it!
SpicySugar: *keeping her cool* Oh. Well, too bad that I've disabled the requirement setting for my little stay here.
Draco: but – but – but –
SpicySugar: Well, guys, I best be on my way. See you later! *opens door* if you ever get out of this room, anyway.
Harry: How did you open the door?!??!??!??!??!
SpicySugar: Because I'm the authoress and I can do what I want. *walks out of door* Ta! *closes door*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rush for the door and try to open it but it has locked again.*
Hermione: You know, I'm starting to not like our author. I would have preferred a ROMANCE author to this!
Ginny: be careful what you wish for, Hermione . . .
Hermione: O.O Your right. I think I WOULD prefer this to a romance . . .
END (for now)
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AN: No, this is NOT the end of the story. Fear not. Now, REVIEW!!!!!!!!! AND READ MY OTHER STORY!!!!!!!! (please?)
P.S. – the thing I stole from AnimaeGurl was Malfoy's "Barney Phase", OK? She didn't copyright it, so I am free to use it. (P.S. – if you like Yu-Gi- Oh humor stories, read hers – they are HILARIOUS! Even more funny that this one – in fact, they are A LOT more funny than this one -_-)
P.P.S. – I NEED IDEAS!!!!!!!!