Dayna: Hi people! Here's some more of my 'kewlie' story! :) I don't edit alot, as you can see. I'm one of those people that type extremely fast because they want the chapter or the story up as soon as possible. Geez....it's so annoying when you read the story and see the most obvious mistakes, at least I'm not one of those people that don't really give a shit in the first place.....

Dayna: OK, let's get this thing done! I wanna get to fuckin' Palace of Luxor part! THAT, will be funny. I personally think Tut is kinda cute.... :D

Disclaimer: Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy are copyrights or THQ, Eurocom Entertainment and NINTENDO. I forgot to put Nintendo in my last disclaimer! PLEASE! DON'T SUE ME!

Chapter Two: Blade or Osiris

"So, which way did dickface, aka Horus, go again?" Dayna asked, folding the pant-legs of her Eyore (the donkey dude from Winnie the Pooh. Gotta love them all!) PJ pant's, trying to make them into capree's. God, it was hot here!

"He went in that direction." Sphinx replied back, pointing at the rock structure towards the east (looking from the Uruk castle).

Author: (Sorry for butting in, -looks at angry mob and gulps- but I didn't really say what Sphinx looked like and his personality, did I? Well, it says that Sphinx is a brash, impatient warrior. He is part demi-god, part animal (lion to be exact), and I can't really describe his clothing too well. Go to Sabertooh Kitty's story, she has a REALLY good describtion of him. Or just write in the URL to get to her story quickly. He's around sixteen-ish, but I usually say he's 15 or something like that. Not to mention he's freakin' hot. :) OK, you angry people, ON WITH DA STORY!)

"OK." Dayna said, obviously forgetting about the lava flow until they reached it. Now, it wasn't jumping across on the rocks that was the problem, it was the lava.

"Just jump!" Sphinx called impatiently from one side to the rebellious twelve-year old for the seven-hundreth time. Dayna stood on the other side of the lava river, her back turned to him and her arms crossed, a bitchy look on her face.

"I am the one to do dares," she started, whipping around. "but I really don't hang around lava too often!" She edged farther away from the lava as the two rocks fell down with the lavafall.

"Fine. YOU stay over there. Horus is waiting." Sphinx then turned around and walked toward Horus, who was in the unreachable inlet. When Sphinx was fully turned around and couldn't see her, Dayna gave him the finger and venured off on her own. When she was just kicking the rocks on the ground, Dayna's stomach growled (I'm rumbly in my tumbly!).

"Jesus, I'm starving!" She said to herself, looking around for something to eat. When she didn't find anything, she remembered something. "The coconuts!" She cried to no one in particular, running around trying to find a rock.

She didn't really run around trying to find a rock.

She sighed heavily and lay down near the lavapool, but not too close. Then the Spitting Toad popped out........

To Sphinxy-Poo....(Don't question me about the nickname....it's cute.....)

"-you're going to have to find a way to get up here yourself." Horus said. "And her. What's her name?"

"I don't know. She didn't tell me." Sphinx said, making a menal note to ask her. Horus just shrugged and ran farther into the cave. When Sphinx turned around, no one was there. She'd better have not ventured out all alone.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed a female voice......

Sphinx looked around until he saw her trying to struggle out of the grasp of the Spitting Toad's tounge, who was more than likely going to eat her for his lunch.....

He jumped across and watched with amusement. How stupid. He thought to himself, grinning.

To Miss Swear-Way-Too-Much......

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!" She screamed, just seeing from the corner of her eye seeing Sphinx grinning like a stupid-ass schoolboy. "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" She yelled at him, giving him the finger.

What does that mean? He thought to himself.

Then....swallow. He could hear her devistated screamed from the Spitting Toad's belly, then the dragon-like creature spit her out.

"Pah!" The Spitting Toad said with discust. "You're far too scrawny, and you are wearing too many clothes...."

"Do you want me to strip naked for ya, then?!" Dayna said sarcastically, her arms crossed. Sphinx went red with embarrsament before jumping down to face his doom. Dayna turned to him with the wort glare you could ever get.

"You......ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!" Dayna screamed, almost ready to pulverize him when the toad spoke up.

"Could you find me some coconuts? I'm starving."

Dayna turned back to the stupid mother fucking toad while Sphinx sighed with relief. I'm not going to beat up some girl! He thought to himself, knowing that the poor girl would probably lose.

"What?" She said in a tone that was ten times scarier than screaming.

"Could you find me some coconuts?" The toad asked again.

Dayna gave him a fake smile. "Why don't you.....GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND FIND SOME YOURSELF?!" She stomped off muttering curse words and insults under her breath. Sphinx scratched the back of his head and turned back to the lava lizard.

"Sorry about that. As you can see, she has a temper."

The poor thing sighed. "It's ok. I've eaten things that complained more than that, but oh well." The toad looked up. "If you find me some coconuts, I'll spit you up to where your Abydosian friend is." Sphinx frowned.

"He's a demi-god."

"Oh, my apologizes. Well, find me three coconuts and I'll spit you up there."

Sphinx turned around and looked for Dayna, who was up where Horus, Imhotep and him had seen her for the first time. She was banging on the bars, and making attempts to climb up, but then falling flat on her ass.

"God dammit." She muttered. "Mom probably bought me Teenage Drama Queen and I NEED TO WATCH IT!" She felt a tapping on her shoulder.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS IT NOW?!"

"Uhh, I know how we can get up to where Horus is."

"I don't like Horus, why would I want to reach him?" Dayna asked, biting her nails.

"Uhhhh..." Was all Sphinx could say.

"My point exactly." She then strode off. "What do we have to do. Find coconuts so the stupid bastard can spit us up there?" She asked. Sphinx gave her a confused look.

"How did you-"

"Psychic." She said simply, since it was the only explanation she could think of. She had played about halfway through the game, so she'd know what to do to prove her point.

"Hmm." Sphinx nodded. "So, umm, let's find his coconuts, then."

He has no idea how wrong that sounds..... Dayna thought.

So they went about doing their buisness. They had gotten three coconuts for the spitting toad, who Dayna officially named Toady and signed an imaginary contract so she owned him. Dayna said she's call the vet to put Toady down on the Monday. Sphinx and Toady had no idea what she was talking about, so he spit Sphinx and Dayna up there. They got up to where Horus was, Dayna and Horus bickered and complained at each other while Sphinx tried to aim the rock at the huge exploding flower. Then Dayna, being the pansy ass that she is, refused to go in the lava, even with the Blood of Ra. They went on the steam geysers (after much arguing, of course.) and when they got up to the top level is where we join in on them.

Yes, I got lazy here, but I have an excuse, I don't remember it right now. Eat me. )

WARNING: As some of you may not know, Dayna is a little jumpy. And the next scene may be disturbing if you like the metallic eye thingys.

The Blood of Ra just worn out just when they landed.

"Holy shit!" Dayna screamed, collapsing to the ground. "Can we rest? I feel like I'm shit-faced."

"Later." Sphinx said simply, just checking the place out. Dayna groaned and got on her feet. She yawned.

" 'cuse me."

There was a little metal thing in the middle of the platform. It was sleeping. Then, it shook it's head and looked up. It shot straight up, eye wide open with alertness. Dayna screamed and jumped into Sphinx's arms, almost pissing her pants.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?! A METAL DILDO WITH AN EYE?!"

"No." Sphinx replied, dropping the girl on the ground. What's a dildo? He wondered. He shook his head. "We're going to have to sneak by this thing somehow."

"And I know exactly how to do that." She walked up to the stupid ass thing and punched it's face in. The stupid mindfuck (the metal thing) did the 'eye's rolling in the back of head' thing and died. And the gate opened, thank god.

"Thank you!!!!" Dayna screamed, her knuckles red. The eye was glass, she had no idea how she broke it.

She had a feeling she would have to do that to many more unforgunate metal thingys.

How was it? I promise in the next chapter we'll get The Blade of Osirirs. It's just that, I am getting lazy, and you don't want a crappy story, do you? I thought so too...........