AN: Okee dokee, people. Because I don't know how soon I will be able to
update after I get home, I'm giving you guys a BRAND NEW chapter before I
leave! (It was NOT pre-written: I just wrote it last night after reading
my new reviews!) Now, here are the loverly SHOUT-OUTS from chapters 4 and
5 (and a couple from chapter 1 – new reviewers. . .hehehehe. . .) But
first, please excuse me while I finish off my Easter candy so I can get
hyper.
*brings big bag into the room filled with chocolate and starts munching*
OK, now that I have hyper thoughts, I can do shout-outs! *eats more chocolate*
I'd like to announce that I have TWO new reviewers! Everyone say hello to veld and Dream and White! I will do their shout-outs first.
veld – for you first review on chapter 1: yes, Malfoy is very weird, and I feel honored to have my story in your fave stories. (but you realize I WILL check that out to make sure your not fibbing?) And I do hope you didn't disturb your family. Second review on chapter 5: thanx for at least trying to give me ideas.
Dream and White – I am SO disappointed in you – you only reviewed once! But at least you reviewed. . .anywho: I will check out that writing forum site, thanks for mentioning it!
Maggy A. – sorry I didn't write out your full penname, but it's kind of a mouthful and REALLY hard to type. Thank you for the ideas, I think I just might use them!! ^_^ And yes, I DO know how to play telephone. And, no, I wasn't as hyper writing the past two chapters. That's why I have a bag of chcoclate right here in front of me to make this chapter funnier!
Ruaianna – Yes, your idea was perfectly perfect, and there is a VERY good chance I will use it - maybe not in this chapter, but in later chapters. P.S. - I like your penname!
CountessMel – thank you for the compliment! I'm REALLY running out of embarrassing ideas for Malfoy though – I was kinda hoping to get some when I asked for ideas. And I will DEFINENTALLY use your idea!
er_can't_think_of_name – maybe you should consider becoming a member of ff.net so you only have to think of ONE name, and you can stick with it? And, thanks for the compliment to the story!
So, that's that! Now, I will eat a couple more pieces of chocolate and then be off to writing.
~*~Last Time~*~
SpicySugar: Well, guys, I best be on my way. See you later! *opens door* if you ever get out of this room, anyway.
Harry: How did you open the door?!??!??!??!??!
SpicySugar: Because I'm the authoress and I can do what I want. *walks out of door* Ta! *closes door*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rush for the door and try to open it but it has locked again.*
Hermione: You know, I'm starting to not like our author. I would have preferred a ROMANCE author to this!
Ginny: be careful what you wish for, Hermione . . .
Hermione: O.O Your right. I think I WOULD prefer this to a romance . . .
~*~
~*~Present Time~*~
{AN: Uh-oh. It creeps like a spider in the night, tormenting and torturing until you can take it no longer – feared by writers everywhere . . .it's . . . WRITER'S BLOCK!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!
Sorry folks, but I'm gonna have to leave the chapter off here.
JUST KIDDING!!!!! Even I'm not THAT cruel.}
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Harry: Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we play telephone?
All e/ Harry: *confused* What?
Ron: I thought we already played telephone?
Draco: No, genius that was making prank phone calls.
Ron: Oh.
Harry: *ignoring Ron and Draco* Well, since you don't know how to play, I guess I will just have to explain it! Everybody sits in a line, and the person at one end whispers a funny phrase to the next person, so the others can't hear it, like, "Blue elephants bouncing on a trampoline eating coconuts". Then, that person whispers it to the next person, and so on and so forth, until you get to the person at the end of the line, and that person says it out loud so everyone can hear it. Then, since the phrase has likely changed greatly, the person that started it says the original phrase, and people can see how much the phrase has changed.
*all stare at him blankly*
Hermione: *all of a sudden starts to laugh* Blue elephants bouncing on a trampoline eating coconuts!! HAHAHA!!!! That is SOOOOO funny!!!!!
*all stare at HER blankly*
Hermione: What?
{Author takes a break to cuddle soft kitty that just walked by}
Harry: Nothing. Now, can we just play?
All e/ Harry: Ok.
*Everyone situates themselves on the floor in a circle, so Harry is at one end and Draco is at the other – Hermione is next to Harry, Ron is next to Hermione, and Ginny has the misfortune of sitting next to Malfoy*
Harry: *whispers to Hermione*
*everyone then whispers down the line until it gets to Draco*
Draco: *says out loud* Get twin baskets running down a lake?
Harry: I didn't think it would change THAT much! The original phrase was "Ten tin trash cans rolling down the lane"!
Hermione: Okay I want to start now. *Hermione whispers to Ron*
*Continues until . . .*
Harry: Sent fruit wearing fluffy wink bunnies? *looks mortified*
Hermione: No, silly! Bent flute scaring many pink kitties!
Ginny: Okay that was definitely not what I heard . . .
Ron: Me next! *whispers to Ginny*
*Down the line until . . .*
Hermione: Dork prancing boo pill quarry puff? {AN: any ideas on this one?}
Ron: No! Draco dancing to Hilary Duff! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Draco: I'll get you for that, Weasel.
Ginny: MY TURN!!!! *whispers to Draco – he snickers*
*Moving on . . .*
Ron: Egg try fun sewing went to type? Huh?
Ginny: Uhhhh. . . I don't know HOW the message got to that, but the original was "Beg for coins trying to run".
Hermione: Ok, I'm tired of this.
Draco: Wait! I still haven't had a turn to start!
Hermione: well, ok, ONE more round!
*And so I continues until the end . . .*
Ginny: Baby Weasel Pot in a blue shirt with a rattle?
Draco: Hey! That was exactly the same as the original message!
Ron: *angry* I thought so . . .
Ginny: OK!!! Let's go to something else now . . .
Hermione: maybe we could play "Authors"?
*However, no one could give his or her opinion on Hermione's idea because at that exact moment, the door to the RoR burst open.
ALL: WE'RE SAVED!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
*ALL sees the person that walked in the door – it's none other than . . .*
ALL: PROFESSOR SNAPE?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Snape the ugly git: Yes, now if you don't mind, well, actually you WOULD mind, but that's not the point. ANYWAY, I'm going to take 50 points from each of you for deliberately skipping classes for TWO, no, wait a minute . . .THREE days!
Hermione: But, Professor, we didn't deliberately skip classes! We were just in here practicing some extra DADA stuff, and when we tried to open the door, it wouldn't let us out!
Snape the ugly git: Oh? A likely story! Then how was I able to open the door?
Harry: How should we know?
Snape the ugly git: Oh really? And why would Mister Malfoy here be with you practicing extra Defense Against the Dark Arts? I thought he disliked all of you.
Ginny: He walked in on us, just like you did, sometime after we discovered the door was locked on our first day.
Snape: Well, since I STILL don't believe you, I'm just going to have to shut this door myself and see if it doesn't open.
ALL e/ Snape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Ah, I see. You don't want me to close the door because it really wouldn't lock and then you'd all get suspended, or even expelled!
Ron: No, we don't want you to close the door because it WOULD lock and then we'd be stuck in here with an ugly, greasy haired GIT – namely, YOU!
Snape: Shut up, Weasley!
Ron: But-
Snape: SHUT IT!
Ron: But I-
Snape: "But" rhymes with "up", so, SHUT UP!!!!!
Ron: But it-
Snape: "But" also rhymes with "shut", so SHUT IT WEASLEY!
Ron: But-
Snape: SHADDAP YOU IDIOT!
Ron: Yes.
Snape: Now, whether you want me to or not, I am going to close this door, because I am much more intelligent than you simple-minded sixteen-year- olds.
Harry: *quietly so Snape doesn't hear* I wouldn't bet on that . . .
*Then, the five of them hear the unmistakable THUNK that can only mean one thing . . .*
Draco: YOU CLOSED THE DOOR?!?!?!?!
Snape: Yes, Mister Malfoy. And now, you will all observe as I turn the handle and open the door . . . *tries to turn the handle, but it doesn't move* Uhhhhh, the handle must be stuck . . . uh, as you can see, I will just turn the handle . . . *tries again, this time harder, it STILL doesn't budge*
Ron: SEE? We TOLD you!
Snape: Well, I'll just have to unlock it by magic. *takes out wand*
Harry: *silently prays that the locking charm Hermione put on the door is indeed impenetrable so they won't get expelled. Then again, maybe he should pray that it IS penetrable, so Snape can leave*
Snape: *points wand at door handle* Alohamora! *tries door, still doesn't move – Snape tries the most complicated unlocking spell known to wizard kind – still no luck*
Ginny: NOW what are we going to do? Having Malfoy stuck in here with us was bad enough, but NOW we're stuck in here with the most EVIL, CRUEL, UNFAIR, HEARTLESS person in the entire SCHOOL!
Hermione: *quietly to Ginny* Uhhhhhh . . .Gin, if I were you, I wouldn't have said that right to Snape's face.
Ginny: *looks pale and scared* Oops.
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AN: Sorry to leave you there, but it was kinda getting long, and dinner is ready! (Was it hyper enough? Something tells me it wasn't. . .) Anywho, REVIEW!!!!
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*brings big bag into the room filled with chocolate and starts munching*
OK, now that I have hyper thoughts, I can do shout-outs! *eats more chocolate*
I'd like to announce that I have TWO new reviewers! Everyone say hello to veld and Dream and White! I will do their shout-outs first.
veld – for you first review on chapter 1: yes, Malfoy is very weird, and I feel honored to have my story in your fave stories. (but you realize I WILL check that out to make sure your not fibbing?) And I do hope you didn't disturb your family. Second review on chapter 5: thanx for at least trying to give me ideas.
Dream and White – I am SO disappointed in you – you only reviewed once! But at least you reviewed. . .anywho: I will check out that writing forum site, thanks for mentioning it!
Maggy A. – sorry I didn't write out your full penname, but it's kind of a mouthful and REALLY hard to type. Thank you for the ideas, I think I just might use them!! ^_^ And yes, I DO know how to play telephone. And, no, I wasn't as hyper writing the past two chapters. That's why I have a bag of chcoclate right here in front of me to make this chapter funnier!
Ruaianna – Yes, your idea was perfectly perfect, and there is a VERY good chance I will use it - maybe not in this chapter, but in later chapters. P.S. - I like your penname!
CountessMel – thank you for the compliment! I'm REALLY running out of embarrassing ideas for Malfoy though – I was kinda hoping to get some when I asked for ideas. And I will DEFINENTALLY use your idea!
er_can't_think_of_name – maybe you should consider becoming a member of ff.net so you only have to think of ONE name, and you can stick with it? And, thanks for the compliment to the story!
So, that's that! Now, I will eat a couple more pieces of chocolate and then be off to writing.
~*~Last Time~*~
SpicySugar: Well, guys, I best be on my way. See you later! *opens door* if you ever get out of this room, anyway.
Harry: How did you open the door?!??!??!??!??!
SpicySugar: Because I'm the authoress and I can do what I want. *walks out of door* Ta! *closes door*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rush for the door and try to open it but it has locked again.*
Hermione: You know, I'm starting to not like our author. I would have preferred a ROMANCE author to this!
Ginny: be careful what you wish for, Hermione . . .
Hermione: O.O Your right. I think I WOULD prefer this to a romance . . .
~*~
~*~Present Time~*~
{AN: Uh-oh. It creeps like a spider in the night, tormenting and torturing until you can take it no longer – feared by writers everywhere . . .it's . . . WRITER'S BLOCK!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!
Sorry folks, but I'm gonna have to leave the chapter off here.
JUST KIDDING!!!!! Even I'm not THAT cruel.}
~*~
Harry: Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we play telephone?
All e/ Harry: *confused* What?
Ron: I thought we already played telephone?
Draco: No, genius that was making prank phone calls.
Ron: Oh.
Harry: *ignoring Ron and Draco* Well, since you don't know how to play, I guess I will just have to explain it! Everybody sits in a line, and the person at one end whispers a funny phrase to the next person, so the others can't hear it, like, "Blue elephants bouncing on a trampoline eating coconuts". Then, that person whispers it to the next person, and so on and so forth, until you get to the person at the end of the line, and that person says it out loud so everyone can hear it. Then, since the phrase has likely changed greatly, the person that started it says the original phrase, and people can see how much the phrase has changed.
*all stare at him blankly*
Hermione: *all of a sudden starts to laugh* Blue elephants bouncing on a trampoline eating coconuts!! HAHAHA!!!! That is SOOOOO funny!!!!!
*all stare at HER blankly*
Hermione: What?
{Author takes a break to cuddle soft kitty that just walked by}
Harry: Nothing. Now, can we just play?
All e/ Harry: Ok.
*Everyone situates themselves on the floor in a circle, so Harry is at one end and Draco is at the other – Hermione is next to Harry, Ron is next to Hermione, and Ginny has the misfortune of sitting next to Malfoy*
Harry: *whispers to Hermione*
*everyone then whispers down the line until it gets to Draco*
Draco: *says out loud* Get twin baskets running down a lake?
Harry: I didn't think it would change THAT much! The original phrase was "Ten tin trash cans rolling down the lane"!
Hermione: Okay I want to start now. *Hermione whispers to Ron*
*Continues until . . .*
Harry: Sent fruit wearing fluffy wink bunnies? *looks mortified*
Hermione: No, silly! Bent flute scaring many pink kitties!
Ginny: Okay that was definitely not what I heard . . .
Ron: Me next! *whispers to Ginny*
*Down the line until . . .*
Hermione: Dork prancing boo pill quarry puff? {AN: any ideas on this one?}
Ron: No! Draco dancing to Hilary Duff! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Draco: I'll get you for that, Weasel.
Ginny: MY TURN!!!! *whispers to Draco – he snickers*
*Moving on . . .*
Ron: Egg try fun sewing went to type? Huh?
Ginny: Uhhhh. . . I don't know HOW the message got to that, but the original was "Beg for coins trying to run".
Hermione: Ok, I'm tired of this.
Draco: Wait! I still haven't had a turn to start!
Hermione: well, ok, ONE more round!
*And so I continues until the end . . .*
Ginny: Baby Weasel Pot in a blue shirt with a rattle?
Draco: Hey! That was exactly the same as the original message!
Ron: *angry* I thought so . . .
Ginny: OK!!! Let's go to something else now . . .
Hermione: maybe we could play "Authors"?
*However, no one could give his or her opinion on Hermione's idea because at that exact moment, the door to the RoR burst open.
ALL: WE'RE SAVED!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
*ALL sees the person that walked in the door – it's none other than . . .*
ALL: PROFESSOR SNAPE?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Snape the ugly git: Yes, now if you don't mind, well, actually you WOULD mind, but that's not the point. ANYWAY, I'm going to take 50 points from each of you for deliberately skipping classes for TWO, no, wait a minute . . .THREE days!
Hermione: But, Professor, we didn't deliberately skip classes! We were just in here practicing some extra DADA stuff, and when we tried to open the door, it wouldn't let us out!
Snape the ugly git: Oh? A likely story! Then how was I able to open the door?
Harry: How should we know?
Snape the ugly git: Oh really? And why would Mister Malfoy here be with you practicing extra Defense Against the Dark Arts? I thought he disliked all of you.
Ginny: He walked in on us, just like you did, sometime after we discovered the door was locked on our first day.
Snape: Well, since I STILL don't believe you, I'm just going to have to shut this door myself and see if it doesn't open.
ALL e/ Snape: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Ah, I see. You don't want me to close the door because it really wouldn't lock and then you'd all get suspended, or even expelled!
Ron: No, we don't want you to close the door because it WOULD lock and then we'd be stuck in here with an ugly, greasy haired GIT – namely, YOU!
Snape: Shut up, Weasley!
Ron: But-
Snape: SHUT IT!
Ron: But I-
Snape: "But" rhymes with "up", so, SHUT UP!!!!!
Ron: But it-
Snape: "But" also rhymes with "shut", so SHUT IT WEASLEY!
Ron: But-
Snape: SHADDAP YOU IDIOT!
Ron: Yes.
Snape: Now, whether you want me to or not, I am going to close this door, because I am much more intelligent than you simple-minded sixteen-year- olds.
Harry: *quietly so Snape doesn't hear* I wouldn't bet on that . . .
*Then, the five of them hear the unmistakable THUNK that can only mean one thing . . .*
Draco: YOU CLOSED THE DOOR?!?!?!?!
Snape: Yes, Mister Malfoy. And now, you will all observe as I turn the handle and open the door . . . *tries to turn the handle, but it doesn't move* Uhhhhh, the handle must be stuck . . . uh, as you can see, I will just turn the handle . . . *tries again, this time harder, it STILL doesn't budge*
Ron: SEE? We TOLD you!
Snape: Well, I'll just have to unlock it by magic. *takes out wand*
Harry: *silently prays that the locking charm Hermione put on the door is indeed impenetrable so they won't get expelled. Then again, maybe he should pray that it IS penetrable, so Snape can leave*
Snape: *points wand at door handle* Alohamora! *tries door, still doesn't move – Snape tries the most complicated unlocking spell known to wizard kind – still no luck*
Ginny: NOW what are we going to do? Having Malfoy stuck in here with us was bad enough, but NOW we're stuck in here with the most EVIL, CRUEL, UNFAIR, HEARTLESS person in the entire SCHOOL!
Hermione: *quietly to Ginny* Uhhhhhh . . .Gin, if I were you, I wouldn't have said that right to Snape's face.
Ginny: *looks pale and scared* Oops.
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AN: Sorry to leave you there, but it was kinda getting long, and dinner is ready! (Was it hyper enough? Something tells me it wasn't. . .) Anywho, REVIEW!!!!
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