Mwehehe!!! Chapter 3! This is hopefully going to get us to the Palace of Luxor in the next chappie.

-heartbeat Tut.....-then remember's Sphinx- OH GOD!!! Who to love?! I guess I can have Sphinx, since Tut is already taken. :(

Disclaimer: All characters are copyrights of THQ, Eurocom Entertainment and Nintendo. I own myself unless someone bids on my soul.

Chapter Three: Blade of Osiris: Part 2

Dayna was now rubbing her knuckles, trying to ease the stinging pain that it brought. Sphinx gave her a funny looks.

"You shouldn't have punched it." He said simply, aiming the rock he had picked up at another metallic device, whom was watching him like a hawk.

"I know that....." Dayna replied back matter-of-factly. Sphinx hit the dumbass thing in the face with the rock.

"I was wondering, what's your name?" Sphinx asked. Since she was psychic, she probably already knew his name.

"The question really is, what is YOURS? Hmmm?" Dayna replied back in her usual tone, sacastic.

"Can I PLEASE know your name?" Sphinx asked again, starting to get impatient. At first it was amusing, but now this was getting out of control.

The teenie-bopper narrowed her eyes. "My name is Dayna." She mumbled, her arms crossed. What was she pissed about now?! Sphinx mentally yelled.

"Oh. I'm Sphinx."

"No duh." Dayna said in a sarcastic tone as they passed the two exploding flowers. Sphinx just cocked his eyebrows. Dayna did the same thing back. Then they heard a familier voice.

"Sphinx!" It was that cocky asshole, Horus again. "I think I am going to need your help up here!"

"We don't wanna hear what you think!," Dayna called up to the deranged bird. "We wanna hear what you know!"

"....." Was Sphinx's only reply. "OK, PLEASE shut up for ONE MINUTE!" Sphinx exclaimed, his impatience getting to the best of him. Dayna just narrowed her eyes. She was used to being shushed, but that was her mother or her father, and on occasion her stepmom, but never by her friends or by people she barely knew!

"You've been touched by an angel, buddy......" Dayna muttered to herself, fighting the urge to hit the guy upside the head.

"Try throwing something at the aminal warren over there!" Horus called to Sphinx, pointing to a burrow type of thing. Sphinx got a nearby rock and threw it at the entrance, as if knocking on their door. Dayna just followed behind, muttering about how her and her mother were suppose to go down to the lake later.

Just then a small, green creature, called a Slim Burble, pattered out. He eyed the unfamiliar duo out an egg. "Umm, is it ok?" Dayna asked, picking up the rock-hard egg. A mini Slim Burble hatched in her eyes. The miracle of life!

"Be careful, kid!" Horus called to her, "Even though those things are cute, they are highly explosive. Beware when they flash red."

"Whatever, asshole." Dayna muttered to herself, looking back to the baby Slim Burble, and to her suprise, the little thing was flashing red, about to pounce at her face.

"HOLY FUCK!" Dayna screamed while chucking that thing into the lavapool. Sphinx was tryiny to coax other Slim Burbles to break the three ropes. "Did you see that thing Sphinx?! It was-"

"I'm kinda busy here." Sphinx said as the last rope was broken. Dayna dashed back to Sphinx as the rock rolled into the lavapool. After much bickering and dilemma, Dayna finally jumped onto the rock and pulled herself up onto the other plot of land where Horus was, perched on a cliff. The way you got up looked like a climbing wall, and three spiders had made it their home. Luckily Dayna wasn't afraid of heights. She was fasinated by the spiders, who clawed at her when she got near, and also gave Sphinx a nasty bite, which was a definate plus. When she stopped to ponder and act like she was sight seeing, Sphinx got extremly impatient.

"I'd like to have the Blade of Osiris by the next century, if you don't mind!" Sphinx yelled, very pissed off and also fighting the urge to scratch the bite the spider have given him.

"Fuck you..." Dayna muttered and climbed all the way to the top. She pulled Sphinx up as well. "Who the fuck do you think your dealing with?"

Sphinx just gave her the same expression. "A kid." He rolled his eyes and got up, and walked continued on, avoiding the lazer eyes that shot straight ahead. Dayna followed him, freaked about hanging onto the bar while moving to get to the other side, not to mention the lazer eye thingys.

"Could you hurry up?!" Sphinx cried, standing beside Horus. Dayna was just dangling there, scared shitless.

"OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO FALL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Dayna screamed, now getting extremly nervous and jumpy. You're not going to fall, her mind told her. Just avoid the lazer thingys.

"I'm going on ahead. Good luck with the kid." Horus told them, and ran up ahead, and the lazer things never shot at him....

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dayna was still screaming like a pansy, moving VERY s-l-o-w-l-y. She just didn't want to meet her death.

Sphinx was getting REALLY impatient now. Maybe he could lose her somehow? But he just couldn't leave her in any random place. She would probably venture off on her own when it was safe....

Twenty minutes later.....

Dayna let go off the railing when she thought it was safe. "Holy crap...." Dayna said to herself, now very shaky, not to mention her stomach was upset.

"Let's go." Sphinx grabbed her arm and attemped to drag her, but she wouldn't move. "Come on!" Sphinx said again, more harsh then ever.

"I DON'T FEEL WELL! YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK! WHEN YOU'RE SICK, YOU DON'T MOVE!" She screamed, trying to yank her arms out of his grasp. Still trying to drag her, she gave up and they went on ahead. Now, instead of the desingers putting a ladder there, she had to climb a rope.

"Nuh-uh, I don't think so, buddy."

"Oh please! It's not THAT hard." Sphinx tried to sound encouraging. "I'll go behind you, so that if you fall, I'll catch you."

Dayna still wasn't reassured, but she was convinced. It wasn't too hard, but the fact was she didn't have that much arm strength. So usually gravity got it's way and she fell flat on her ass, Dayna would bitch and complain for 3 minutes, she'd make Sphinx come back down since he said he'd stay behind her, and they were on their way.

Half an hour later......

"Holy crap....." Dayna collapsed to the ground. FINALLY! Sphinx rolled his eyes and yanked her to her feet. Dayna's stomach was growling wildly, not to mention that she was cramping. Exersice eases the pain, what-ever!

They walked over to Horus, who now looked like he was high and acted like he could see sound and taste colour.

"Look! On that rock pinnacle is the Blade of Osiris! How can we reach it?" Horus and Sphinx pondered on that for a little while. Dayna finally lost her patience.

"OVER THERE! YOU PATHETIC DUMBASSES!" Dayna was on the ground, resting. She pointed to the statue, and like on command, they fought over who was going to pull it. ".............." Was her only reply.

"I'll do it, if you two are going to bitch!" Dayna got up and strutted over to the statue. Of course, being the weak-ass that she is, she couldn't pull it. "For fuck sakes....." She'd mutter under her breath every twenty-eight seconds. Little did she know, she had already pulled it over! Sphinx and Horus had a little '???' look on their face.

"Uhh, you can stop pulling now!" Sphinx called to her. Being the greedy bastard that Horus is, he was already dashing for the mystical blade.

"Oh." Was Dayna's only reply, watching the lava flow through. She turned around to see the ray light up and aim for Horus. Yay!, she thought to herself. He's gonna die! She ran over to Sphinx, as he watched Horus land on a rock, flow over to the lava fall and burn up.

"Good riddance."

Sphinx gave her a glare that shot daggers. "How rude!"

"Well, he's annoying! If it was you, I would have said something alot worse!" Dayna started to walk on ahead, Sphinx following behind.

"I have a question."

Dayna moaned. "What?"

"What does it mean when you stick up your middle finger?"

Dayna perked up for some REALLY weird reason. maybe if he swore more, maybe it'll be alot better, and funnier, to stay with him. "It mean's 'fuck off'. Why?" In reply, she got the middle finger. Being the attitud-ey person she is, she pretended to grab it and put it in her pocket. "Thanks. I'll cherish it FOREVER." Sphinx just rolled his eyes.

To make a long story short......

So Sphinx and Dayna made their way doing the normal shit. They got the Blade of Osiris, got a boring lecture from the purple baboon. They killed the skeleton that appered when they got back down, and Dayna, once again, almost pissed herself. The got the Blood of Ra, but Dayna still insisted on riding on Sphinx's back. They made their way through the tunnel, beating the shit out of a metal thing, they entered the area where there was those beetles, and that is where we join in.

"Holy fuck!" Dayna looked back the the exploding flowers. "Why do they have to explode everytime you go near them?"

"I don't know." Sphinx replied as they walked into a small area with a chest and three small cages obtaining beetles.

"What is this, a pet store?" Dayna looked at the three bugs, who were eagar to get out. Poor things, Dayna thought. Although they looked hideous, she showed sympathy for all unforgunate animals. Then she noticed the chest, and was jumping up and down. "OPEN IT!" She screamed over and over again. "I WANNA OPEN IT!" She said, when Sphinx was about see what was inside. He groaned.

"Fine." He stepped away while the fasinated girl opened the chet, reveling a 'mysterious amulet'. "A key?" Was all she said. "We did all this shit, for a key." She waited for a response.

Nope. No response.

She turned around to see the three beetles devouring Sphinx face, or trying to anyway. "HOLY SHIT!" She ended into the screaming, and she continued long after Sphinx had killed them all......

To make a long story short.......

So the duo headed outside, and destroyed the Statue of Ra with those stupid-ass Slim Burbles. Then they had to kill another skeleton, and again, Dayna almost pissed herself. Then after bitching and complaining, they had a break for an hour. Sphinx wasn't too please, and they gave each other the finger many times during their conversations. The they went to that gay ass room when they had to swing across the lava, which Dayna didn't like, so she waited on the other side. Sphinx killed the mummy worm, killed another metal eye thingy, and Dayna went across. Another skeleton, and you guessed it, Dayna almost pissed herself. They jumped their way to a little tower, and that is where we join in.

Dayna fell on her ass and lay down. "It's bad enough I'm scared shitless of fire!" Dayna panted, breathing quickly, remembering the fireballs and the lava, then reganing her posture. Sphinx was hitting the hanging dart-board things. Dayna yawned again, almot ready to sleep standing up when this thing floated down.

"How kewlie!" Dayna shreiked, jumping onto the floating circle. Sphinx stepped on too.

"Kewlie?" Sphinx asked. Dayna rolled her eyes.

"It my way of saying cool." Dayna crossed her arms, a pissed off look on her face. She didn't like to explain stuff to people. They reached the tope and Sphinx killed- I mean, destroyed, the statue, and they walked across the bridges. Then Sphinx made a mad dash for another chest.

"What's in that?" Dayna asked outload, running behind. Then a sucking noise caught her attention, same as Sphinx. It was that ray! It then shot a white beam at them, and sent them flying into the portal chamber. It brought a stinging pain to their skin.

Luckily for Sphinx, he landed smoothly, but being the unlucky person Dayna is, she landed on her shoulder.

"SHIT!" She screamed, clutching her shoulder while getting up. Then a ghostly image of Imhotep appered. He started saying these things to Sphinx while Dayna freaked out about that retarded Portal God, whom was MOVING, BREATHING, and had RED EYES. Sphinx then walked up to her.

"Imhotep said that we should use the amulet we got earlier." The lion-like demi-god stated, going to the yellow circle thing in from of the Portal God. Dayna shunned behind Sphinx's back, still freaked out by the deranged god. Some red magic stuff left the amulet when Sphinx held it up as his offering. The Portal God roared and they turned into red magic.

How kewlie!, Dayna thought, but at like 200 mph, she zoomed away from the demi-god......

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Dayna: Yay! The Palace of Luxor part next! How kewlie! This is going to be fucking hilarious! Stay tuned, as it may be up today! (August 16th)

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