I have practically rewritten this part. So more funniness!!!! :D
Oh yes, and when I do an action in the author notes, instead of star, whom unforgunetly blocks out for the stupidest reasons, I'll do dollar signs! $Celebrates$
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Chapter Four: Palace of
Luxor
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"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Dayna screamed as she fell out of the sky and was on her way to landing face-first into cobblestone.
BAM!
"FUCK!" Dayna yelled after sitting up from her painful fall. She got up quite slowly, stumbling backwards a couple of times. She then bumped into someone.
"Whoops, sorry."
"Oops." Said the two of them at the same time. Dayna turned around to see Nefertiti, and Nefertiti turned around to see Dayna. Nefertit examined her dirty clothes. Dayna looked down at her pants, and flicked off a piece grime.
"Oh, sorry about my clothes. I know they're kinda-"
"Why are you wearing pants?" The puzzled fourteen year old (I say that Tut, aka the mummy, and Neferiti are around fourteen), asked. Dayna laughed at herself in her head. You stupid dumb-fuck female, she scolded herself, you should know by now that girls in ancient times usually wore dresses!
"Oh, uhhh, it's a looooooooooong story..." Dayna replied, sweatdropping. Nefertiti wouldn't be able to understand half of the story anyway.
"Well, would you like some new clothes?" Nefertiti asked, and Dayna almost screamed with joy. She could almost feel the dirt settle itself into the pores of her skin. It was immensly discusting.....
"YES!!! PLEASE!!!" Dayna exclaimed happily, trying to keep her cool. Nefertiti chuckled.
"Well, let's find you something to wear then....."
I'm going to kill that son of a bitch next time I see her...... Dayna thought angrily to herself, looking down at her clothes. You know that pink outfit in the game, that if Tut tries to leave his room while wearing it, the maid insits on changing, well, she had to wear that outfit, except the hat, thank god. Well, at least she got a hot bath.......now she was no longer the type of person that didn't give a rat's ass about hygiene, when she got back home, she was going to be sleeping in the bath-tub and her and the tooth-brush would be inseperable......
"I'm sorry I couldn't find any actual dresses. The maids are cleaning all of mine at the moment, and they'd be a little big on you." Dayna just shrugged.
"Better than nothing!" Dana squeaked, praying to god that people wouldn't mistake her for a boy. "Well, thanks Nefertiti....." Nefertiti's eyes widened at the name. Shit! Nefertiti hadn't told her her name! Now she was probably going to think that she stalked her or something.
"H-how did you know my name?" Nefertiti asked, with a nervous air around her.
"Uhh, Tut!" Dayna replied quickly with a smile. "He talks about you lots!" Dayna lied with a small hint of concern on her face. She hadn't even met Tut, and if Nefertiti asked where Dayna was, Tut would have no fucking clue who she was talking about.....
Nefertiti smiled. "Well, I have to go the courtyard. I told Tut that I'd be waiting for him there." She smiled again. "See you around." And she strutted off.
Dayna looked down at her out-of-fashion clothes and sighed. "I'd rather work at a strip club instead of wearing this piece of crap...." She muttered to herself, before turning to go explore.
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Dayna had just been roaming around the castle for a small while before a maid who looked like a hula girl walked up to her and shoved a dusting fan into her hands, not to mention a cloth.
"Can you dust Prince's room, please? And scrub the floors? I have something VERY important to do!" And before the teenie-bopper could protest, the maid rushed off.
"What a dyke...."
So Dayna, our beloved out-spoken girl, made her way to Tut's room. Tut was still sleeping, and thank god he didn't snore, it was bad enough she had to clean the floors and dust everything. She started thinking about how she never had to do manual labour at home. It was like child slavery, making kids do chores.....
She snapped back to reality. She bent down, set the bucket of soapy water that was waiting by the door on the floor (A/N: That rhymes!), and she assumed it was for her. She bent over and started scrubbing the floor. Jesus, staying with Sphinx and doing the impossible instead of working my ass off is better than this.......how am I ever going to hold a job?
"Good morning Prince, and happy birthday!" She heard the same maid who forced her to work like a horse greeted cheerfully. She could hear Tut yawning, trying to wake up. He didn't seem excited that it was his b-day at all........
"The palace has been very busy preparing for the party tonight...." The retarded maid said. No duh, they're fucking preparing for the goddamn party! IT'S HIS MOTHER FUCKING B-DAY! TODAY IS THE PRINCE'S B-DAY FOR GOD SAKES!
"Prince, I spoke with Lady Nefertiti earlier. She would appreciate it if you met her in the Courtyard." The head servant bowed and sturtted out of the room.
"Could I have a little bit of help?!" Dayna hissed as the maid that looked like a Hawaiian walked past, ignoring her. Fucking bastard. Then, she heard glass break.
"Whoops." The Prince peeped, obviously ashamed, seeing all of the work she had to do. "I'm sorry."
Dayna growled and muttered curses that even the person with the worst mouth would be shocked by (nothing racist! I am against racist!). Tut was obviously embarrased as he closed the curtain so he could dress in private. Dayna picked up the flowers and the broken pieces of glass everywhere, putting them back on the stone table where it once was. She stood up after cleaning the mess, only to be accidently bumped into my Tut, knocking the stone table and the remains of the vase and flowers knocked over with it.
"Could you PLEASE watch where you are going next time, Prince?" Dayna asked, trying to be as polite as possible. If it wasn't his birthday, she would have bitched and complained about all the work she had to do, and then scream about how clumsy he was.
Tut looked around, avoiding her eyes. "I didn't mean to...." he muttered, remembering the times when certain maids had lost their temper. Dayna frowned. What was he so nervous about?
"It's ok, Prince." She said, picking up the remaining pieces of the vases.
"Uhh, why are you wearing my clothes?" Tut asked, pointing at her clothes. Dayna looked down at her clothes once again, which were now drenched in dirty water. "Looong story." She replied again for the second time that day. "I'm not even a maid!" She cried, now extremely pissed for one reason or another.
"Then why are you working?" Prince asked, even more confused.
As if on command, as if she were like a doll programmed to say (A/N: All together now!), "Once again, it's a loooooooong story." And just to help him out, she said, "The Courtyard Key is in that wardrobe over there, and there is an amulet behind that statue and another amulet in the wardrobe." Dayna stated, pointing to all the locations. Tut shrugged and started to look around for the hidden treasures in his room. Using this as an opprtunity to escape, she ran out of the room.
"Hey, wait up!" Tut called behind her, trying to catch up while putting this key and these amulets in his pockets. Dayna stopped and looked at him.
"Why the hell would you wanna hang out with me?" Dayna asked, raising her eyebrows. Tut smiled.
"Well, uhh........ I dunno."
Dayna just rolled her eyes. "Ok, I'll come with you to chat with Nefertiti. But then I got to find my way home! ChibiSheik is probably on MSN Messenger right now wondering where the hell I am." Then she walked toward the room where every room was connected to.
What's an MSN Messenger and a ChibiSheik? Tut wondered, shaking his head and running so he could cath up with her. When they were going to go unlock the Courtyard door, Tut stopped her.
"Hey, wanna meet my aunt Seti? She's REALLY nice." And without waiting for an answer, Tut dragged Dayna over.
Seti looked away from the girl she was chatting with, and smiled. "Tutankhamun! How are you, and happy birthday! My, you are growing up so fast!" She then looked over to Dayna, whom was itching the inside of her ear. "Heh heh, and who is this young lady?"
Tut looked at the raven-haired girl and beamed. "This is Dayna! She's trying to find her way home, and she can go on her M-S-N Mess-en-ger."
Seti smiled. "Well, good luck on finding your way home, Dayna! And Tut, may I ask a favour of you? Akhenaten has ordered me to find eigth amulets around the palace, and I'm too old to go searching for them, so can you please do it for me?"
Dayna was too busy scanning her black and red dress and white and black make-up. "Jesus, have you gone gothic!" Seti just raised her eye-brow.
"Who is Jesus? Is he one of your gods back home?"
"Uhh, sorry to interupt," Tut did one of those little 'I'm over here' waves, ", but we have to get to get to Nefertiti." Seti nodded.
"Sorry for holding you up, my dear. Go talk to Nefertiti and find me those amulets!!!!"
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In the Courtyard
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"Like, what kind of aunt makes her nephew do manual labour on his birthday?! Like, c'mon man! And that goth look, was SO two years ago." Dayna bitched, making REALLY stange hand motions, to Tut anyway. Dayna wasn't a prep, but she still tried to fit in ALITTLE bit.
Tut's reply was merely a chuckle. This girl is SO strange! It's so obvious that she's not from here. Tut snapped out of thought when he saw Nefertiti standing in the shade of a palm tree, daydreaming.
"Hello." Tut greeted, one of those anime smiles on his face. Nefertiti snapped out of it and smiled, giving him a peck on the cheek when he reached them Dayna just raised her eyebrows.
"Oh my god, you guys gotta start kissing on the lips! You guys are gonna have to 'do things'," Dayna sweatdropped, "to make the next heir to the throne, and you ain't gonna go NOWHERE WITH THAT SHIT!!!!"
"Wha?" Was their only reply. Dayna narrowed her eyes.
"CARRY ON!!! I'm gonna go explore, see ya Tut. You too Nefertiti."
And Dayna did go explore. She met Akhenaten, Tut's REALLY ugly brother, and told that old hag person to get a new fashion designer, while Tut ran around getting the other six amulets. She went in the case thingys for fun while he got the last three. Dayna was just eating a small muffin from the dude that was setting the table for the party when Tut came running up to her, jumping up and down.
"We can go into the Treasure Room! I haven't been in there before!" He was still bouncing up and down with joy. Dayna's eyes widened and frowned.
"I don't think you'll want to go in there...." Dayna said in the most deathly tone possible. Tut was silent.
"But why?"
"Well, you can go in, just don't touch the thing that holds mummies!" She begged, hoping he was going to consider this.
"You mean a sacrophagus case?"
"What-ever!" Dayna bitched, getting up and heading as slowly as she could for the Treasure room with Tut jumping up and down behind her. Geez, you think that he was going to be crowned pharoh right that moment.
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In the Treasure Room
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Tut skipped through the door and Dayna walked swiftly behind him, eyeing the sacrophagus case in the next room. Remember to remind him the 'Look, but Don't Touch' rule! She repeated this in her head over seven-billion times. She listened as the captain dude warned Tut not to touch the sacrophagus, due to the fact that it related to the robbery that had occured in the Treasure room. Tut ventured into the other room where the case was, Dayna dashing after him despite the Captain's protests. Just when Tut was about to let his curiousity get to the better of him and was going to walk in, Dayna pulled him back so hard that Tut fell ass-first into the ground.
"If you want to live to see the next fucking day, I suggest that you keep your ass away from that thing!" She threatened, pointing to the mummy-holder. Tut whimpered, obviously not used to being talked to like that. At least he was smart enough not to argue back like that dick-face Horus and Building-Man. As ashamed she was to admit it, she didn't exactly feel safe without Sphinx around.
She faced to other way, arms crossed. When she turned around to remind him of the 'Look, but Don't Touch' rule, she saw him opening the case and about to step inside! You defiant little bitch......
"Get in, we can see where it takes us!" Tut suggested, looking eagar. Resisting hot guys was easy, but cute, adorable, polite guys? Like abandoning your baby at a garbage barge.
"Fine." She muttered, squeezing in beside Tut before closing the door.........
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At the Mysterious Location
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Both of the children opened the case and popped out falling down face first. The chanting of mummy monks filling the room. The sound was hypnotising. Tut stood up and Dayna yanked on him so she could get up, and looked around. Menes was chanting with the monks, and Akhenaten (A/N: That's the name! Ugly bastard.....) was talking about how he was going to get the throne and shit like so.
"Aha." Akhenaten said in a mysterious voice. "Little brother, what a suprise! And after we had prepared such a wonderful party tonight!"
"You really need a new taste in birthday presents." Dayna muttered to hersself, next thing you know getting smacked in the face.
"Don't speak unless you are spoken to!" Akhenten's voice boomed. And this is the time to tell you that Dayna does not, I repeat, does NOT like her face to be touched, and number two, she does not like to be bossed around. Now she was about to freak, but Tut's look, obviously saying 'Don't risk it. He's pretty stong', look convinced her not to.
"Well, I suppose you're too impatient to wait and want your present now." Tut was too busy starring at the monks.
"Guards, seize him!"
What a dim future for this poor boy......
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How was this? I think the chapter that is coming up is going to be alot more fun to write, since this is the chapter when Tut get's mummified and Sphinx and Dayna reunite, then Abydos! :D $Wave's good-bye and runs off.$
DjS aka Dj SpRiTe