Hi people, er, I mean person. $Sweatdrops$ I'm sorry I haven't updated for the past week, I was at my dad's and he would have shit himself if he saw me swearing. Gawd, he can be such a loser sometimes.........

Dammit, pretend that the siggy in the next chapter says Youdee, okay? Okay. :D

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ChibiSheik: Huggles her American friend to death. Me, as in Youdee, is gonna write the story. ----------- Can you tell people that I'm Youdee now? :D Thank you.

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Ok people, lets do this thang!!!!

Disclaimer: Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy are trademarks or Eurocom Entertainment Software, THQ and Nintendo, but I own myself.

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Chapter 5: Mummification is EVIL!!!

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"OK, so how the hell are we suppose to get out of here again?" Dayna asked, looking through bars, where Nefertiti was also being held. Tut was somewhere else, god only knows where. Nefertiti was sitting in a dark corner, her face buried in her hands. Dayna could hear her silent sobs. You can't blame her, Dayna thought to herself, looking over her shoulder to make sure she wasn't cutting herself or somethin' like that, her fiance is about to be mummified. Then Dayna scrunched her nose.

"Are they going to pull his brains out with a wooden hook?!" Dayna wondered outload. Nefertiti just looked up with a 'what the fuck is wrong with you?!' look. Then she started to sob even harder. "Shit, er, I'm sor-" She was cut off with Nefertiti throwing a cup at her.

Hard.

"Jesus, Ms. PMS, what the hell did I do?"

"Leave me alone." Nefertiti replied harshly, her voice muffled. Dayna was suprised, she had not heard anyone say anything like that the entire time she was here, escept for Sphinx when he was trying to get her to hurry up. Then they heard cell doors opening. It was obviously rusty, since it squeaked when it opened and the ghost-like dude opened it with a small bit of difficulty.

Nefertiti got up and walked out of the cell, and obviously by instinct, Dayna following behind. The ghost dude actually grabbed her face, and pushed Dayna back in while closing the door. "What the fuck? Tut is my friend too, you know!" In reply all she got was a 'shut the fuck up' look.

"Asshole." Dayna muttered to herself when he was out of hearing range. So Dayna just wandered around the cell by herself until she heard a familiar chant.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Dayna yelped with suprise, since it actually sounded like she was right there. The threw herself to the ground to find a hole in the wall, which gave her a pretty good view of the scene. And if she was careful, she could squeeze through, but she wanted to observe first.

Tut was strapped to the sacrifical table, and of course, Nefertiti was bawling and that ugly bastard was acting all casual and watching. Menes, aka out-of-fashion lady, was chanting all this bull-shit. Tut was now shaking his head, awakening to consiousnous. Then his eyes widened in suprise, and, like any other regular person, he struggled to get out. Nefertiti just starred for a moment, then started to cry harder.

Then BAM! The magical device was now shocking him violently, and also breaking the wall which separated the cell and the mummification room. Dayna practically started running for the table, trying to get him out, but Akhenaten (A/N: It ain't coming to me at the moment. Give me a sec.), held her by the scruff of her next, and Dayna let her tounge run wild with her abusive lanuage that I won't write in this chapter.

She watched as fragements of Tut's soul leave his body and into canopic vases. Now Dayna almost burst into tears along with Nefertiti when she saw some magic form at his feet. Here it comes.... Dayna thought as the magic made it's way up the prince's body, leaving him wrapped in bandages with burnt skin underneath, which also left one eye poking out.

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Sphinx quickly grabbed his tail then the door slammed shut, thanking Ra that it didn't crush his tail. He scanned the surroundings, which was a fenced off area where a mummy was being mummified, monks worshiping, an old hag chanting, a figure in his mid-thirties, a girl with red hair....and that girl! Dayna was her name! And she looked like she was petrified.

Dayna looked up and took notice of Sphinx looking down. She made a head moting toward the huge-ass amulet thingy. Sphinx, thinking that she wanted him to go there, made his way there, only to see a rope with a dark magic twirling around it. He peeked out from behind the golden amulet. Dayna just made a cutting motion. Sphinx obviously knew she wanted him to cut the rope, so he got out his blade and started cutting it.

When it finally got cut, the thing went down with such force that the hag fell on her ass, and Dayna couldn't help but laugh. Fucking pansy deserved it.

"Grr, curses!" The bitch cried in her old, squeaky voice. "Now we will have to start again!" She pointed to Sphinx. "Look! There is the sabouer who ruined to ceromony!"

Now sometimes Dayna calls her friends names as a joke, same with them, but when Menes, aka grandma, called the lion like demi-god that, she almost shit her-self.

"YOU FUCKING ASS!" Dayna screamed, once again being held by the scruff of her neck. "Nobody calls him names, except for me, ME ONLY! Me o-n-l-y!" But they never heard her, since Menes, Akhenaten, and to Dayna and Nefertiti's despair their beloved mummy, the canopic vases, were sucked up, and to Dayna's disappointment, it didn't suck up Sphinx.

The thing exploded, leting out three fragments of the prince's soul as well. More than likely being the retarded part of the soul, they went to three of the mummy monks and turned them into skeletal warriors. Their eyes glowed red, and being the retarded things they are, they made their way towards the two girls. They both screamed in horror like the pansy's they both were, then one screamed in pain and started slashing at Sphinx, who was down there saving them. Then they all died, thank god.

Then Nefertiti started saying thank you seven hundred times when Dayna started to feel woozy. Wake the fuck up!, she scolded herself, This is no time to drag around. Then Imhotep appered and Dayna fell to the ground.

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:D I am soooooooo proud of this chapter! I hope you people, err, person, enjoy it!

Youdee